Newbie

[Cracker]

I have to say this. Not because I am especially moved to, but because my sleeping pill hasn't kicked in yet and I don't drink like a fish like Dick and FB do. This newb's username is painfully sad. Why in the hell would you call yourself "RJ's Ex" to people you don't know? If your greatest claim to fame is being dumped by some crater-faced reject from a bar band, and you use that as your identity when you could have picked anything in the world, that is beyond pathetically sad. You have to know people are going to ask you about it. The need, the want, to explain it isn't healthy. It's too emotionally needy for me to bear.

He dumped you. For another loser skank that thinks he is a rock star. Move on. Change your name. Don't be fucking pathetic ANY MORE. Take your life back and actually DO something instead of hook up with losers, drink too much beer, and worry about being killed. Jesus fucking Christ.

[Fibonacci Prima]

I have to say this. Not because I am especially moved to, but because my sleeping pill hasn't kicked in yet and I don't drink like a fish like Dick and FB do. This newb's username is painfully sad. Why in the hell would you call yourself "RJ's Ex" to people you don't know? If your greatest claim to fame is being dumped by some crater-faced reject from a bar band, and you use that as your identity when you could have picked anything in the world, that is beyond pathetically sad. You have to know people are going to ask you about it. The need, the want, to explain it isn't healthy. It's too emotionally needy for me to bear.

He dumped you. For another loser skank that thinks he is a rock star. Move on. Change your name. Don't be fucking pathetic ANY MORE. Take your life back and actually DO something instead of hook up with losers, drink too much beer, and worry about being killed. Jesus fucking Christ.

Wait. Did you just call me a fish dick?

[RJs-Ex]

I have to say this. Not because I am especially moved to, but because my sleeping pill hasn't kicked in yet and I don't drink like a fish like Dick and FB do. This newb's username is painfully sad. Why in the hell would you call yourself "RJ's Ex" to people you don't know? If your greatest claim to fame is being dumped by some crater-faced reject from a bar band, and you use that as your identity when you could have picked anything in the world, that is beyond pathetically sad. You have to know people are going to ask you about it. The need, the want, to explain it isn't healthy. It's too emotionally needy for me to bear.

He dumped you. For another loser skank that thinks he is a rock star. Move on. Change your name. Don't be fucking pathetic ANY MORE. Take your life back and actually DO something instead of hook up with losers, drink too much beer, and worry about being killed. Jesus fucking Christ.

1) I picked that name b/c it's the first thing that sprang to mind when I had to pick something. I didn't put a whole lot of thought into it or analyze it.
2) No, I didn't "know that people are going to ask me about it". Why would they? There are way more fucked up names/avatars/comments on here than "RJs Ex" and I couldn't give a fuck less what the "meaning" is behind those, so the notion that mine would be particularly teasing and I'm just lying in wait to spill my story is nonsensical.
3) However, since someone asked, I answered. Big fucking deal.
4) For the record, he didn't dump me, I dumped him. And not because he hooked up with someone else. Ok, now go psychoanalyze that.
5) For a thread so "pathetic", you sure commented on it a lot.
6) Fuck off.

[Fibonacci Prima]

Did you just call me fat?

[Cracker]

I have to say this. Not because I am especially moved to, but because my sleeping pill hasn't kicked in yet and I don't drink like a fish like Dick and FB do. This newb's username is painfully sad. Why in the hell would you call yourself "RJ's Ex" to people you don't know? If your greatest claim to fame is being dumped by some crater-faced reject from a bar band, and you use that as your identity when you could have picked anything in the world, that is beyond pathetically sad. You have to know people are going to ask you about it. The need, the want, to explain it isn't healthy. It's too emotionally needy for me to bear.

He dumped you. For another loser skank that thinks he is a rock star. Move on. Change your name. Don't be fucking pathetic ANY MORE. Take your life back and actually DO something instead of hook up with losers, drink too much beer, and worry about being killed. Jesus fucking Christ.

1) I picked that name b/c it's the first thing that sprang to mind when I had to pick something. I didn't put a whole lot of thought into it or analyze it.
2) No, I didn't "know that people are going to ask me about it". Why would they? There are way more fucked up names/avatars/comments on here than "RJs Ex" and I couldn't give a fuck less what the "meaning" is behind those, so the notion that mine would be particularly teasing and I'm just lying in wait to spill my story is nonsensical.
3) However, since someone asked, I answered. Big fucking deal.
4) For the record, he didn't dump me, I dumped him. And not because he hooked up with someone else. Ok, now go psychoanalyze that.
5) For a thread so "pathetic", you sure commented on it a lot.
6) Fuck off.

Hahahaha

You should maybe analyze it. I was being HELPFUL pointing out that it is more than mildly pathetic assuming the identity of your estranged husband to people you don't know. I'm surprised you didn't use the band logo for your avatar and offer to buy us .99 drafts on Wednesdays. Most people at least mention what they do in the first few posts, not who they used to fuck and who won't lock their 1993 Nissan pickup.

Let people get to know you before you start whining. That is good advice, unless you want to hang with enablers and lonely empty nesters.

[RJs-Ex]

I have to say this. Not because I am especially moved to, but because my sleeping pill hasn't kicked in yet and I don't drink like a fish like Dick and FB do. This newb's username is painfully sad. Why in the hell would you call yourself "RJ's Ex" to people you don't know? If your greatest claim to fame is being dumped by some crater-faced reject from a bar band, and you use that as your identity when you could have picked anything in the world, that is beyond pathetically sad. You have to know people are going to ask you about it. The need, the want, to explain it isn't healthy. It's too emotionally needy for me to bear.

He dumped you. For another loser skank that thinks he is a rock star. Move on. Change your name. Don't be fucking pathetic ANY MORE. Take your life back and actually DO something instead of hook up with losers, drink too much beer, and worry about being killed. Jesus fucking Christ.

1) I picked that name b/c it's the first thing that sprang to mind when I had to pick something. I didn't put a whole lot of thought into it or analyze it.
2) No, I didn't "know that people are going to ask me about it". Why would they? There are way more fucked up names/avatars/comments on here than "RJs Ex" and I couldn't give a fuck less what the "meaning" is behind those, so the notion that mine would be particularly teasing and I'm just lying in wait to spill my story is nonsensical.
3) However, since someone asked, I answered. Big fucking deal.
4) For the record, he didn't dump me, I dumped him. And not because he hooked up with someone else. Ok, now go psychoanalyze that.
5) For a thread so "pathetic", you sure commented on it a lot.
6) Fuck off.

Hahahaha

You should maybe analyze it. I was being HELPFUL pointing out that it is more than mildly pathetic assuming the identity of your estranged husband to people you don't know. I'm surprised you didn't use the band logo for your avatar and offer to buy us .99 drafts on Wednesdays. Most people at least mention what they do in the first few posts, not who they used to fuck and who won't lock their 1993 Nissan pickup.

Let people get to know you before you start whining. That is good advice, unless you want to hang with enablers and lonely empty nesters.

Please. Get over yourself. You weren't being "helpful". You're just a bitch.

[Duchess]

Cat fight!

[Fibonacci Prima]

I wonder what happens if we poke them....?

[Maggot]

I wonder what happens if we poke them....?

They explode and get popcorn and twinkies everywhere.

[IMaDick]

Stop picking on the new member, the master plan needs them to complete the changes.

[Countryside_Belle]

RJ- your post
RE: Newbie

"My non-pig interest in true crime is due to my probably-mistaken belief that the more I know about it, the less of a potential victim I can make myself." -Really resonates with me too..

[Cracker]

I think RJsex should worry more about being the other kind of victim. It seems much more likely. hahahahaha

I WAS being a bitch because that is the most pathetic thing I've seen in a long while. Using your ex's name as your own. Creepy and slightly stalkerella-ish.

[Lady Cop]

Stop picking on the new member, the master plan needs them to complete the changes.

sarcastic twerp.
yes. Dick thinks we are all pods or something like that. our minds have been taken over by aliens. we are changing Mock just to spite him. only we told him a fucking year ago we were changing it! wah wah wah.
let's see, what is different?...oh i know. nothing. you can still say anything you want here but we added some "normal" topics and forums. Dick is sadly living in the past when all the Mockers had nothing to say but vitriol, sophomoric swear words, oooooo, and the same boring shit over and over every day. he misses it. get over it. we are the new Mock, we TOLD you it was the new improved Mock, and we like it.
he's like some geezer who tells their kids how they walked 20 miles in the snow to school every day.
shit. this is so spot on i'm posting it in HIS whiny-ass attention-whore thread.

[powerkick]

::bat::

I wish I had an exciting back-story to tell. Simply, RJ is my not-soon-enough-to-be-ex-husband. A sexy musician with severe AD/HD who pursued me relentlessly, swept me off my feet, married me, then decided that all that "responsibility stuff" wasn't all it was cracked up to be. It was, like, work!

While I'm bitching, let me add that he didn't think it was a big deal that he could never remember to lock the doors at night, and would leave his truck parked in the driveway, unlocked, with his house keys sitting on the floorboard (cuz "no one would look there", right?)

He also told me my interest in true crime was "weird" and that I should stop reading the news b/c it was making me paranoid. Goddamn right!

I would have thought your interest in true crime would be making HIM paranoid LOL ::bat:: (glad to see you'll be out of that situation soon)
PK

[Lady Cop]

hi PK...welcome to Mock. i see where you are from, it's nice to have you. maybe you would do an intro thread of your own?

[Cracker]

Do we really want new members who can't figure out how to post their own thread? They attach to others' threads like dingleberries.