Sticks and stones

[InterestingEnough]

my pedestal could use a couple good whacks to bring me down some.

And pedestal is your euphemism for . . . ?

Pedestal....High horse....Cocky....Confidence...Any one of those will work.

[BlueTiki]

my pedestal could use a couple good whacks to bring me down some.

And pedestal is your euphemism for . . . ?

Pedestal....High horse....Cocky....Confidence...Any one of those will work.

Let's see if it works:

My cocky could use a couple of good whacks to bring me down some.

Nice. Real nice.

[InterestingEnough]

my pedestal could use a couple good whacks to bring me down some.

And pedestal is your euphemism for . . . ?

Pedestal....High horse....Cocky....Confidence...Any one of those will work.

Let's see if it works:

My cocky could use a couple of good whacks to bring me down some.

Nice. Real nice.

Well I suppose if I had one that would be a mighty accurate statement.

[Maggot]

Dancing with an "O" face with no shoes on does not constitute "cocky" . But give it a try anyways.

[Cracker]

I'm not that smart

No shit.

[Cracker]

my pedestal could use a couple good whacks to bring me down some.

And pedestal is your euphemism for . . . ?

Pedestal....High horse....Cocky....Confidence...Any one of those will work.

Let's see if it works:

My cocky could use a couple of good whacks to bring me down some.

Nice. Real nice.

Well I suppose if I had one that would be a mighty accurate statement.

She was using an adjective as a noun. Like you do. But you missed it. Again.

[IMaDick]

I just happened upon this saintly forum when obsessing over the couple killed in Ohio. And I have to say I am impressed, 90% of the stuff in the threads is funny as shit. And you don't have to be nice, I'm a little bit masocist, so roast away.

Welcome to Mock, I'm sure you won't last long, and it will be fun as hell for the rest of us, you will try to prove how smart you are,how resilient and thick skinned, my advice to you is give up now, say you will come back later and then don't.

I hope that isn't the best you got. =) I'm not that smart, just average. And it's just words no need to be "that" resilient. However, I do love a challenge and my pedestal could use a couple good whacks to bring me down some.

Pedestals are so very different, and in reality doesn't someone else have to put you there for it to mean anything?

Just tell me that you are not going to take my advice, that's really all that you needed to do.

The last thing we really needed was for you talk more about yourself,I'm pretty sure that you're nothing like you describe anyway, internet liars are really common and easy to spot, by the way judging from your mouth I would say your ass is at least two and half feet wide.

I'm right am I not?

[Maggot]

Would it matter if I said that I make pedistals every day. They can support 250lbs and they have an access door in any size you want?

[Fibonacci Prima]

Would it matter if I said that I make pedistals every day. They can support 250lbs and they have an access door in any size you want?

Sounds like a fancy toilet. Where are the Garden&Gun magazines? I took an overdose of benefiber today and feel the need to leave a smelly package in the newbie sandbox.

[Duchess]

[Fibonacci Prima]

What?! I'll bury it properly.

[InterestingEnough]

I just happened upon this saintly forum when obsessing over the couple killed in Ohio. And I have to say I am impressed, 90% of the stuff in the threads is funny as shit. And you don't have to be nice, I'm a little bit masocist, so roast away.

Welcome to Mock, I'm sure you won't last long, and it will be fun as hell for the rest of us, you will try to prove how smart you are,how resilient and thick skinned, my advice to you is give up now, say you will come back later and then don't.

If that's your fantasy, sure. I'm the size of a double wide.

I hope that isn't the best you got. =) I'm not that smart, just average. And it's just words no need to be "that" resilient. However, I do love a challenge and my pedestal could use a couple good whacks to bring me down some.

Pedestals are so very different, and in reality doesn't someone else have to put you there for it to mean anything?

Just tell me that you are not going to take my advice, that's really all that you needed to do.

The last thing we really needed was for you talk more about yourself,I'm pretty sure that you're nothing like you describe anyway, internet liars are really common and easy to spot, by the way judging from your mouth I would say your ass is at least two and half feet wide.

I'm right am I not?

[IMaDick]

I just happened upon this saintly forum when obsessing over the couple killed in Ohio. And I have to say I am impressed, 90% of the stuff in the threads is funny as shit. And you don't have to be nice, I'm a little bit masocist, so roast away.

Welcome to Mock, I'm sure you won't last long, and it will be fun as hell for the rest of us, you will try to prove how smart you are,how resilient and thick skinned, my advice to you is give up now, say you will come back later and then don't.

If that's your fantasy, sure. I'm the size of a double wide.

I hope that isn't the best you got. =) I'm not that smart, just average. And it's just words no need to be "that" resilient. However, I do love a challenge and my pedestal could use a couple good whacks to bring me down some.

Pedestals are so very different, and in reality doesn't someone else have to put you there for it to mean anything?

Just tell me that you are not going to take my advice, that's really all that you needed to do.

The last thing we really needed was for you talk more about yourself,I'm pretty sure that you're nothing like you describe anyway, internet liars are really common and easy to spot, by the way judging from your mouth I would say your ass is at least two and half feet wide.

I'm right am I not?

Brilliant.

[Cracker]

I'm not that smart

No shit.

Bears repeating.

[InterestingEnough]

Welcome to Mock, I'm sure you won't last long, and it will be fun as hell for the rest of us, you will try to prove how smart you are,how resilient and thick skinned, my advice to you is give up now, say you will come back later and then don't.

If that's your fantasy, sure. I'm the size of a double wide.

I hope that isn't the best you got. =) I'm not that smart, just average. And it's just words no need to be "that" resilient. However, I do love a challenge and my pedestal could use a couple good whacks to bring me down some.

Pedestals are so very different, and in reality doesn't someone else have to put you there for it to mean anything?

Just tell me that you are not going to take my advice, that's really all that you needed to do.

The last thing we really needed was for you talk more about yourself,I'm pretty sure that you're nothing like you describe anyway, internet liars are really common and easy to spot, by the way judging from your mouth I would say your ass is at least two and half feet wide.

I'm right am I not?

Brilliant.

Well apparently I can't reply via phone.

If that is your fantasy, sure. The size of a double wide. Fat people rule!