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#21
02-11-2011, 07:37 PM
(02-11-2011, 07:27 PM)Maggot Wrote: Popcorn scissors

My turn to ask: WTF are those? Are you supposed to cut popcorn? Because apparently I am a mannerless pig that just eats it whole with my hands...
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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#22
02-11-2011, 07:51 PM
(02-11-2011, 07:37 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(02-11-2011, 07:27 PM)Maggot Wrote: Popcorn scissors

My turn to ask: WTF are those? Are you supposed to cut popcorn? Because apparently I am a mannerless pig that just eats it whole with my hands...

If you eat them make sure they are closed first. They are child proof scissors. If you are a Pelican I guess it does not matter though. Thems birds will eat anything!
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02-11-2011, 07:59 PM
Do they let you have scissors on suicide watch? Evidently holding a plastic knife to my neck has given the wrong impression...
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02-11-2011, 08:15 PM
(02-11-2011, 07:51 PM)Maggot Wrote:
(02-11-2011, 07:37 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(02-11-2011, 07:27 PM)Maggot Wrote: Popcorn scissors

My turn to ask: WTF are those? Are you supposed to cut popcorn? Because apparently I am a mannerless pig that just eats it whole with my hands...

If you eat them make sure they are closed first. They are child proof scissors. If you are a Pelican I guess it does not matter though. Thems birds will eat anything!

Google doesn't return any hits on "popcorn scissors." Where the hell did you hear that? I have never heard the expression in my life.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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02-11-2011, 08:17 PM
Cracker, Maggot has a very creative mind and vivid fantasy life and imagination. he makes that shit up.

















































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02-11-2011, 08:19 PM


If bitchflakes can be trademarked then so can, "Shut the fuck up, Ramsey".
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02-11-2011, 08:27 PM
(02-11-2011, 08:15 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(02-11-2011, 07:51 PM)Maggot Wrote:
(02-11-2011, 07:37 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(02-11-2011, 07:27 PM)Maggot Wrote: Popcorn scissors

My turn to ask: WTF are those? Are you supposed to cut popcorn? Because apparently I am a mannerless pig that just eats it whole with my hands...

If you eat them make sure they are closed first. They are child proof scissors. If you are a Pelican I guess it does not matter though. Thems birds will eat anything!

Google doesn't return any hits on "popcorn scissors." Where the hell did you hear that? I have never heard the expression in my life.

Google this..........105 google hmmmph.
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02-11-2011, 08:36 PM
(02-11-2011, 08:17 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: Cracker, Maggot has a very creative mind and vivid fantasy life and imagination. he makes that shit up.

You must be right.

Maggot is Mock's Charles Dodgson.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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02-11-2011, 09:16 PM
(02-11-2011, 08:36 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(02-11-2011, 08:17 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: Cracker, Maggot has a very creative mind and vivid fantasy life and imagination. he makes that shit up.

You must be right.

Maggot is Mock's Charles Dodgson.

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02-11-2011, 10:40 PM
(02-11-2011, 08:36 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(02-11-2011, 08:17 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: Cracker, Maggot has a very creative mind and vivid fantasy life and imagination. he makes that shit up.

You must be right.

Maggot is Mock's Charles Dodgson.

Maggot is the only one that makes sense to me most of the time. the rest of you are fucked up.



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02-11-2011, 10:47 PM
(02-11-2011, 10:40 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(02-11-2011, 08:36 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(02-11-2011, 08:17 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: Cracker, Maggot has a very creative mind and vivid fantasy life and imagination. he makes that shit up.

You must be right.

Maggot is Mock's Charles Dodgson.

Maggot is the only one that makes sense to me most of the time. the rest of you are fucked up.

Maybe you should start your own board. How about a gay coin collecting board? Then invite him to join. hahahahaha
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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02-11-2011, 10:59 PM
Shit, Cracker! New avie scares me!

Ok maybe not scare. Startle, perhaps.
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02-11-2011, 11:14 PM
(02-11-2011, 10:59 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: Shit, Cracker! New avie scares me!

Ok maybe not scare. Startle, perhaps.

Yeah, they scare me a little, too. Unless they come to the door dressed in a white shirt and black tie. Then I know they are just Jehovah's and are probably not casing my house.
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02-11-2011, 11:24 PM
(02-11-2011, 10:47 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(02-11-2011, 10:40 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(02-11-2011, 08:36 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(02-11-2011, 08:17 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: Cracker, Maggot has a very creative mind and vivid fantasy life and imagination. he makes that shit up.

You must be right.

Maggot is Mock's Charles Dodgson.

Maggot is the only one that makes sense to me most of the time. the rest of you are fucked up.

Maybe you should start your own board. How about a gay coin collecting board? Then invite him to join. hahahahaha


are you saying that if I start a site for gay coin collectors that Maggot is gay and would want to join?

That's pretty fucked up, just like I said.



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#35
11-10-2021, 11:14 AM
Today is my Friday bitches. Thank you for your support.
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11-10-2021, 11:19 AM
I have tomorrow off for Veteran's Day. If I had taken Friday off, today would be my Friday.
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11-10-2021, 12:46 PM
Lets celebrate with some scrotum whipping! 


 
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11-10-2021, 01:30 PM
Back in the day when I was surfing pron sites, I ran into a vid with a dom bitch in red, high-heeled boots that looked very heavy, mercilessly kicking an old guy in his bosack. Totally brutal, and the old guy was eating it up like it was nothing, in spite of being hurt.

So yeah, people ARE strange.
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11-10-2021, 01:38 PM
(11-10-2021, 12:46 PM)Maggot Wrote: Lets celebrate with some scrotum whipping! 


 

Let's eat some bull testicles and head cheese instead.
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11-10-2021, 10:08 PM
OUCH!!!!  
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