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Just Joined From DC
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The Toledo case caught my attention and brought me to your site.

I look forward to contributing.
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Hmmm.That tell us a lot about you.Good intro.
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welcome! thankyou for joining~~
i grew up in DC area and still love the things i knew, like the Smithsonian.


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(02-17-2011, 04:20 AM)AriGold Wrote: The Toledo case caught my attention and brought me to your site.

I look forward to contributing.

We wait with baited breath while get find your way forward to contributing.

Uhhh, how long do you think it will take? I hate standing in line.

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(02-17-2011, 07:09 AM)Misguided Wrote: Hmmm.That tell us a lot about you.Good intro.

I'm actually a born-again Christian and I teach a Youth Group on Tuesday and Thursday nights. I do charity work with the mentally handicapped (not retards, that's insensitive) and I'm an advocate for abstinence until marriage and sometimes even after. I build specially-made bicycles by hand and completely at my own expense for the wheelchair-bound. I have a wife, Lashonda, and two beautiful kids, Isaiah and Mary. I'm in the process of finishing up a book that I've written that details a way to "cure the gay" just by thinking it out. It's called God Won't Hate You Anymore When You Finish This Book and it's being published by Penguin. I worked for the Obama campaign and I've bombed three abortion clinics because, as we all know, abortion is murder, but bombings are God's work.


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(02-17-2011, 08:50 AM)IMaDick Wrote:
(02-17-2011, 04:20 AM)AriGold Wrote: The Toledo case caught my attention and brought me to your site.

I look forward to contributing.

We wait with baited breath while get find your way forward to contributing.

Uhhh, how long do you think it will take? I hate standing in line.

You might be standing for awhile -- depending on your definition of "contributing".

:B
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(02-17-2011, 04:46 PM)AriGold Wrote:
(02-17-2011, 07:09 AM)Misguided Wrote: Hmmm.That tell us a lot about you.Good intro.

I'm actually a born-again Christian and I teach a Youth Group on Tuesday and Thursday nights. I do charity work with the mentally handicapped (not retards, that's insensitive) and I'm an advocate for abstinence until marriage and sometimes even after. I build specially-made bicycles by hand and completely at my own expense for the wheelchair-bound. I have a wife, Lashonda, and two beautiful kids, Isaiah and Mary. I'm in the process of finishing up a book that I've written that details a way to "cure the gay" just by thinking it out. It's called God Won't Hate You Anymore When You Finish This Book and it's being published by Penguin. I worked for the Obama campaign and I've bombed three abortion clinics because, as we all know, abortion is murder, but bombings are God's work.

i don't say this sarcastically...there is a LOT here that will offend you! we are an irreverent lot in many ways. but i welcome your points of view. you'll just need a strong constitution and the courage of your convictions.

















































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(02-17-2011, 04:56 PM)Lady Cop Wrote:
(02-17-2011, 04:46 PM)AriGold Wrote:
(02-17-2011, 07:09 AM)Misguided Wrote: Hmmm.That tell us a lot about you.Good intro.

I'm actually a born-again Christian and I teach a Youth Group on Tuesday and Thursday nights. I do charity work with the mentally handicapped (not retards, that's insensitive) and I'm an advocate for abstinence until marriage and sometimes even after. I build specially-made bicycles by hand and completely at my own expense for the wheelchair-bound. I have a wife, Lashonda, and two beautiful kids, Isaiah and Mary. I'm in the process of finishing up a book that I've written that details a way to "cure the gay" just by thinking it out. It's called God Won't Hate You Anymore When You Finish This Book and it's being published by Penguin. I worked for the Obama campaign and I've bombed three abortion clinics because, as we all know, abortion is murder, but bombings are God's work.

i don't say this sarcastically...there is a LOT here that will offend you! we are an irreverent lot in many ways. but i welcome your points of view. you'll just need a strong constitution and the courage of your convictions.

I was being sarcastic in my previous post. Nothing offends me. I was just just making a subtle attempt at satire.
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well i knew the bombings were BS, but wasn't sure about the rest. hahaha

very good! sounds like someone i knew at another forum.

















































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(02-17-2011, 05:04 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: well i knew the bombings were BS, but wasn't sure about the rest. hahaha

very good! sounds like someone i knew at another forum.

Sarcasm and satire are a recurring theme with me. Sometime you gotta read between the lines.

Thanks for the welcome.
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i enjoy satire...i also like to read a few posts so i can get a "feel" for someone.

















































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#12
Welcome, Ari!

Hmmmmm . . . Ari. Sounds a bit foreign to me.

Probably a hater of Muslims.

You are! Aren't you!

Confess ZONA!

sleuth will out you for who you really are!
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(02-17-2011, 05:12 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: i enjoy satire...i also like to read a few posts so i can get a "feel" for someone.

Cheers
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(02-17-2011, 04:46 PM)AriGold Wrote:
(02-17-2011, 07:09 AM)Misguided Wrote: Hmmm.That tell us a lot about you.Good intro.

I'm actually a born-again Christian and I teach a Youth Group on Tuesday and Thursday nights. I do charity work with the mentally handicapped (not retards, that's insensitive) and I'm an advocate for abstinence until marriage and sometimes even after. I build specially-made bicycles by hand and completely at my own expense for the wheelchair-bound. I have a wife, Lashonda, and two beautiful kids, Isaiah and Mary. I'm in the process of finishing up a book that I've written that details a way to "cure the gay" just by thinking it out. It's called God Won't Hate You Anymore When You Finish This Book and it's being published by Penguin. I worked for the Obama campaign and I've bombed three abortion clinics because, as we all know, abortion is murder, but bombings are God's work.

hah

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(02-17-2011, 05:13 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: Welcome, Ari!

Hmmmmm . . . Ari. Sounds a bit foreign to me.

Probably a hater of Muslims.

You are! Aren't you!

Confess ZONA!

sleuth will out you for who you really are!

Ironically, I'm half middle-eastern. One side of my family is Persian (Iranian) and the other half Swedish.

I do, however, have a healthy disdain for Islam -- or any other religion for that matter. Last time I checked, no one has died in the name of atheism.

Awink
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#16
Awesome me too....hey can you help me in finding a profile pic...where do I go to get one? ThanksSmiley_emoticons_shocked

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(02-17-2011, 08:40 PM)Just-Curious Wrote: Awesome me too....hey can you help me in finding a profile pic...where do I go to get one? ThanksSmiley_emoticons_shocked


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Here's one for fat people.

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(02-17-2011, 08:40 PM)Just-Curious Wrote: Awesome me too....hey can you help me in finding a profile pic...where do I go to get one? ThanksSmiley_emoticons_shocked

your profile pic would be a picture of you we would have hell finding one of those for you, unless we had a camera that takes panorama shots and you could sit up long enough for the picture ,but your avatar on the other hand can be the one I gave you.



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Why can't I access the above file?
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