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02-17-2011, 08:19 PM
The 4lb jar of Jelly Belly's my ole-lady came home with for me the other night Smiley_emoticons_smile

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Except for the black licorice ones.
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.

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02-17-2011, 08:23 PM


Racing across the fields on the back of my horse.
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02-17-2011, 08:40 PM
(02-17-2011, 08:23 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Racing across the fields on the back of my horse.

Is there another place to sit while riding a horse?

awww happiness hahhah

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02-17-2011, 08:44 PM
Kid: Except for the black licorice ones.


those are the only ones i like! Smiley_emoticons_razz

















































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02-17-2011, 09:19 PM
LC, give me your mailing address, I'll probably have 1⁄8 of a pound I can mail ya.

Actually, I'll throw in the buttered popcorn ones as well...that shit doesnt belong in a jelly bean.
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.

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02-17-2011, 09:21 PM
(02-17-2011, 09:19 PM)thekid65 Wrote: LC, give me your mailing address, I'll probably have 1⁄8 of a pound I can mail ya.

you mean....you don't mean the Easter bunny doesn't bring them?? 21


















































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02-17-2011, 09:22 PM


LC tasering Dick! Respect-applause
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02-17-2011, 09:28 PM
(02-17-2011, 09:22 PM)Duchess Wrote:

LC tasering Dick! Respect-applause

LC, doing anything with dick.

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02-17-2011, 09:30 PM
(02-17-2011, 09:28 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(02-17-2011, 09:22 PM)Duchess Wrote:

LC tasering Dick! Respect-applause

LC, doing anything with dick.

Taser i need new prongs.


















































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02-17-2011, 09:30 PM


Why does her sex life make YOU happy? Smiley_emoticons_fies
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02-17-2011, 09:31 PM
(02-17-2011, 09:30 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Why does her sex life make YOU happy? Smiley_emoticons_fies

I have cost her at least 500.00 in energizers so far.

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02-17-2011, 09:32 PM
(02-17-2011, 09:31 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(02-17-2011, 09:30 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Why does her sex life make YOU happy? Smiley_emoticons_fies

I have cost her at least 500.00 in energizers so far.

yes. for my taser.


















































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02-17-2011, 09:33 PM


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02-17-2011, 09:33 PM
Licorice is disgusting in all forms. Buttered popcorn Jelly Bellies are OK, but red apple ones are the best. And pink grapefruit.
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02-17-2011, 09:35 PM
(02-17-2011, 09:32 PM)Lady Cop Wrote:
(02-17-2011, 09:31 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(02-17-2011, 09:30 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Why does her sex life make YOU happy? Smiley_emoticons_fies

I have cost her at least 500.00 in energizers so far.

yes. for my taser.

You do that shit with a taser? you certianly are dedicated.

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02-17-2011, 09:38 PM
Dick's dream sequence~~


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02-17-2011, 09:57 PM
(02-17-2011, 09:38 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: Dick's dream sequence~~

It appears from the picture that you lost your shirt in the exchange, I'm pretty sure that would be true life in reality.


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02-17-2011, 10:16 PM
hahhahhah

Some of the people I work with are cruel as hell, This employee wore his tail again today until almost lunch time.

I know I'm the Boss and I should stop this shit, but I just can't do it.

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02-19-2011, 04:33 PM
Happiness is......
Hearing my children giggle, doing artwork with no interruptions, and watching some prick who cut me off get pulled over by LE.
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02-19-2011, 05:03 PM
(02-17-2011, 08:19 PM)thekid65 Wrote: The 4lb jar of Jelly Belly's my ole-lady came home with for me the other night Smiley_emoticons_smile

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Except for the black licorice ones.

I've had those ... they are great!
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