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(02-23-2011, 10:43 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Speaking of sold, I have coins forsale.
I am picturing Iamdick sidling up to someone an whispering out the corner of his mouth
"Yo homes, I got a dollar. I will sell you for 10 dimes, yo"
When they look at him incredulously and swap coins he said "Fucking score!"
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(02-24-2011, 12:07 AM)Cracker Wrote: (02-23-2011, 11:43 PM)bert Wrote: What a fat lazy cow!!!
The poor bastard turns to you for assistance and you tell him to fuck off and do it himself.
No wonder this forum is in deep shit.
However, I am here now and will soon have you all functioning properly...despite your intellectual disabilities.
Did you pay for your full membership? Oh, you didn't?
This is a forum for adults who can work their own computer well enough to post a fucking avatar.
I know you are probably used to living off assistance, but we are self-serve here. Like your sex life.
Did YOU pay for membership?
See that is the thing about mocking. You need to have the thought there before you type it or very quick all that follows it becomes vomit.
Like the reaction of your sex partners.
See what I did there?
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(02-24-2011, 10:21 AM)Fry Guy Wrote: (02-24-2011, 12:07 AM)Cracker Wrote: (02-23-2011, 11:43 PM)bert Wrote: What a fat lazy cow!!!
The poor bastard turns to you for assistance and you tell him to fuck off and do it himself.
No wonder this forum is in deep shit.
However, I am here now and will soon have you all functioning properly...despite your intellectual disabilities.
Did you pay for your full membership? Oh, you didn't?
This is a forum for adults who can work their own computer well enough to post a fucking avatar.
I know you are probably used to living off assistance, but we are self-serve here. Like your sex life.
Did YOU pay for membership?
See that is the thing about mocking. You need to have the thought there before you type it or very quick all that follows it becomes vomit.
Like the reaction of your sex partners.
See what I did there?
Mine was amusing and addressed the issue at hand. Yours, not so. "Quickly" is the adverb you were searching for, in case things like displaying average intelligence matter to you.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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(02-20-2011, 11:06 PM)Watchful Eye Wrote: (02-20-2011, 10:46 PM)IMaDick Wrote: (02-20-2011, 10:00 PM)Watchful Eye Wrote: I have been a lurker for the past few days on the Clarke/Straube forum. I started at page 1-80 then skipped to 260 and finally finished last night catching up, although, I'm sure I'm probably behind again. I am addicted to true crime. Lord forbid, if something should happen to one of my friends or family members, I would look awfully suspicious with all my true crime books, investigating magazines and my computer is loaded with tons of criminal cases, missing persons cases and forums. But I assure you, I am not a psyco or criminal...I'm pretty mild...until someone pisses me off. :-) With that said, I'm glad I made it here, look forward to "mocking" with you all.
None of us would have known about any of this stuff if you hadn't told us.
Thats why its an INTRODUCTION...thanks for the WELCOME IMaDick..by the way, great choice of user name.
