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Who owns this shithole?
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#321
03-01-2011, 06:43 AM


I've missed Born for a year and a half. I think he's either dead or in the slammer. He chopped this one of me.

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03-01-2011, 08:14 AM
(03-01-2011, 06:34 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(02-28-2011, 10:14 PM)IMaDick Wrote: I give you credit for this, you picked the only Mock member who you could do that to and still be here.


Not true. BornDragon used to chop our pix all the time and it was fun. You wouldn't know that though because you joined Mock and no one saw you for 18 months after that.


and you're so glad I came back that you have followed me like a puppy every since.

The only one I see dancing is you. that is if you want to call it that? it's more like an old bitch dog in heat rolling on the ground try to get the attention of the young stud.

Roll over you fat old bitch , good doggy.

fucking aye hahhahhah





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03-01-2011, 08:19 AM
(03-01-2011, 08:14 AM)IMaDick Wrote: and you're so glad I came back that you have followed me like a puppy every since.

The only one I see dancing is you. that is if you want to call it that? it's more like an old bitch dog in heat rolling on the ground try to get the attention of the young stud.

Roll over you fat old bitch , good doggy.

fucking aye hahhahhah


I wouldn't say I'm glad you came back. I don't care for men that cry like a little bitch. If you think I'm following you around you're probably right, I've been trying to stick a pacifier in your gaping hole of a mouth for months now. Wah wah wah.

I'm not fat or old and you're my bitch, I own you now. heh heh.
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03-01-2011, 08:22 AM
(03-01-2011, 08:19 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(03-01-2011, 08:14 AM)IMaDick Wrote: and you're so glad I came back that you have followed me like a puppy every since.

The only one I see dancing is you. that is if you want to call it that? it's more like an old bitch dog in heat rolling on the ground try to get the attention of the young stud.

Roll over you fat old bitch , good doggy.

fucking aye hahhahhah


I wouldn't say I'm glad you came back. I don't care for men that cry like a little bitch. If you think I'm following you around you're probably right, I've been trying to stick a pacifier in your gaping hole of a mouth for months now. Wah wah wah.

I'm not fat or old and you're my bitch, I own you now. heh heh.


Ummm you are fat and old, and you don't own shit.

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03-01-2011, 08:23 AM


I own YOU. You're my bitch, Dick and now everyone that reads Mock knows it. Smiley_emoticons_biggrin
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03-01-2011, 08:37 AM
(03-01-2011, 08:23 AM)Duchess Wrote:

I own YOU. You're my bitch, Dick and now everyone that reads Mock knows it. Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

Ya, they all know that given the chance you would crap in your own food bowl.



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03-01-2011, 08:39 AM
(03-01-2011, 08:37 AM)IMaDick Wrote: Ya, they all know that given the chance you would crap in your own food bowl.


Faux badass. You're easy, dickwad.

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03-01-2011, 09:20 AM
Is someone going to let this curly headed fuck in or not?
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03-01-2011, 09:45 AM
(03-01-2011, 05:37 AM)Duchess Wrote:

I love how Donkeh gets all you bitches dancing to his tune. Every last one of you.

Good job, Donkeh! Respect-applause

I dance because I am an attention whore.

I dance because Arthur Murray is dead.

I keep dancing because I'm tone-deaf.
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03-01-2011, 09:51 AM
(03-01-2011, 09:45 AM)BlueTiki Wrote: I dance because I am an attention whore.

I dance because Arthur Murray is dead.

I keep dancing because I'm tone-deaf.


If I took the time to single you out in order to say some things don't apply to you then I'd have the added bullshit of listening to some of them cry that you are my pet. The crying crap is seriously old at this point.

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03-01-2011, 10:38 AM
I might have cried a little this morning, but for a completely unrelated reason.

If I did, I mean.
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03-01-2011, 11:02 AM
(02-28-2011, 03:04 AM)flaglerchat Wrote: OP iz dis mutha phukkah
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(02-28-2011, 04:05 AM)flaglerchat Wrote: Mock - the only place on the 'net where you can say the shit that needs to be said!


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03-01-2011, 11:29 AM
Welcome to the shitcan asswipe. Get a life and grow up punk.
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03-01-2011, 09:13 PM
(03-01-2011, 08:23 AM)Duchess Wrote:

I own YOU. You're my bitch, Dick and now everyone that reads Mock knows it. Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

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'Duchess Wrote:Yes, I like apples, so do my horses & so do the deer that I buy apples for because they have stripped my fruit trees bare.

Lay it on me. Smiley_emoticons_razz


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03-01-2011, 09:17 PM
(03-01-2011, 09:13 PM)Gogo Wrote:
(03-01-2011, 08:23 AM)Duchess Wrote:

I own YOU. You're my bitch, Dick and now everyone that reads Mock knows it. Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

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Ya for a second grader, otherwise it's embarrassing that an admin would even think like that especially at her age.

who the fuck says (I own you) anymore?

Jesus Christ

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03-01-2011, 09:22 PM
(03-01-2011, 09:17 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(03-01-2011, 09:13 PM)Gogo Wrote:
(03-01-2011, 08:23 AM)Duchess Wrote:

I own YOU. You're my bitch, Dick and now everyone that reads Mock knows it. Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

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Ya for a second grader, otherwise it's embarrassing that an admin would even think like that especially at her age.

who the fuck says (I own you) anymore?

Jesus Christ

You sure as fuck don't own anyone or anything, skid row Rent A Center is more to your lifestyle.

'Duchess Wrote:Yes, I like apples, so do my horses & so do the deer that I buy apples for because they have stripped my fruit trees bare.

Lay it on me. Smiley_emoticons_razz


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03-01-2011, 09:35 PM
(03-01-2011, 09:22 PM)Gogo Wrote:
(03-01-2011, 09:17 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(03-01-2011, 09:13 PM)Gogo Wrote:
(03-01-2011, 08:23 AM)Duchess Wrote:

I own YOU. You're my bitch, Dick and now everyone that reads Mock knows it. Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

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Ya for a second grader, otherwise it's embarrassing that an admin would even think like that especially at her age.

who the fuck says (I own you) anymore?

Jesus Christ

You sure as fuck don't own anyone or anything, skid row Rent A Center is more to your lifestyle.

Ok.

But you know there are a lot of people who use rent-a-center.



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03-01-2011, 10:32 PM
I would just like to point out that I have the longest and most epic n00b thread ever to grace this forum.

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03-01-2011, 10:38 PM
(03-01-2011, 10:32 PM)Donkeh Wrote: I would just like to point out that I have the longest and most epic n00b thread ever to grace this forum.

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you only get to count your own posts, ours are here just to keep it interesting.

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03-01-2011, 10:40 PM
Oh, and what are the chances I can become a member? I don't mind being locked in n00b hell, I'd just like to be able to send a PM or two.

Or maybe even post outside this thread, but stay in n00b hell? I know the second I do post outside this thread, Nazi Cop will swing the hammer.
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