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[Whatever]

Hello,
Introduced to this forum by my wife. Had to register because I got tired of her reading me the posts. It is easier and more fun to read them myself.
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[Keith Stone]

How funny I just finish introducing your wife as well.

Welcome and please buy more condoms. I just used the last one.

[Duchess]

Hello,
Introduced to this forum by my wife. Had to register because I got tired of her reading me the posts. It is easier and more fun to read them myself.
:B

Hi there. Welcome to Mock. I'm sorry you cannot see too much right now but that will change when LC returns. She holds the key to you getting out of newbie hell.

[Whatever]

I'm sorry, you must have the wrong wife as mine would have kicked your ass and you don't seem to be in pain.

[Keith Stone]

I'm sorry, you must have the wrong wife as mine would have kicked your ass and you don't seem to be in pain.

Nope, I have the correct one. She's the one that loves caressing my ball sack and beat the shit out of her husband. Check the night table on the right side of the bed and you'll find the lubricant I use not to hurt her ass when I ride her hard. She wants to make sure your tiny dick still touches the sides after I've been there.

[Mommabear]

I'm sorry, you must have the wrong wife as mine would have kicked your ass and you don't seem to be in pain.

Nope, I have the correct one. She's the one that loves caressing my ball sack and beat the shit out of her husband. Check the night table on the right side of the bed and you'll find the lubricant I use not to hurt her ass when I ride her hard. She wants to make sure your tiny dick still touches the sides after I've been there.

Actually, the lub never made it to the nightstand. You dropped it on your way back out the window when I pulled the 45 out of the nightstand. By the way, I am not sure that thing you call a dick could do anything other then sit there. Even with you stroking it, it was just a stump. Did some other wife cut it off?

[Keith Stone]

I'm sorry, you must have the wrong wife as mine would have kicked your ass and you don't seem to be in pain.

Nope, I have the correct one. She's the one that loves caressing my ball sack and beat the shit out of her husband. Check the night table on the right side of the bed and you'll find the lubricant I use not to hurt her ass when I ride her hard. She wants to make sure your tiny dick still touches the sides after I've been there.

Actually, the lub never made it to the nightstand. You dropped it on your way back out the window when I pulled the 45 out of the nightstand. By the way, I am not sure that thing you call a dick could do anything other then sit there. Even with you stroking it, it was just a stump. Did some other wife cut it off?

Please don't be mad for me outing you like that, baby. I don't know what I would do without your fat ass. I'll fix it... I'll tell him the lube is really his to make him feel good about himself. Anything but us breaking up. You showed me that a morbidly obese woman can be sexy, especially during this hard winter.

Let me know how we can patch things up. And get some more shaving cream because your silly self eat the last one thinking it was whip cream.

[Lady Cop]

welcome Whatever...i spoke to your wife and verified you, so i'm making you a member now.