03-09-2017, 08:16 PM
Ya just gotta love-em! I'm looking at an e-mail from an accountant for a northeastern HVAC company that will be left un-named:
Quantity: Year 2016
96,600: Styrofoam coffee cups
10,000: reams of paper
460: Huge printer inc. things (they cost 100.00 each)
30,000: paper clips
1,400 lbs: coffee
66,000: coffee swizel sticks (don't ask what they stirred their coffee with)
2080: things (1 pint) of creamer powder from Satan ( I think they cause cancer)
1060lbs: sugar
I don't even want to fathom what all that crap cost.
Quantity: Year 2016
96,600: Styrofoam coffee cups
10,000: reams of paper
460: Huge printer inc. things (they cost 100.00 each)
30,000: paper clips
1,400 lbs: coffee
66,000: coffee swizel sticks (don't ask what they stirred their coffee with)
2080: things (1 pint) of creamer powder from Satan ( I think they cause cancer)
1060lbs: sugar
I don't even want to fathom what all that crap cost.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
