While we were sleeping...Earthquakes and Tsunamis

[username]

I'm feeling much better today.

[Duchess]

You look beautiful!

[Duchess]

That is seriously laugh out loud funny...and very cute.

[username]

I amused myself doing it.

[NigsWhittington]

I'd hit that.
In a sexual way, not in domestic violence.

[username]

I'd hit that.
In a sexual way, not in domestic violence.

I'd rather face death-by-radiation poisoning, thanks.

[Fibonacci Prima]

Awww...mock mask! Very cool!

[Cynical Ninja]

I'd hit that.
In a sexual way, not in domestic violence.

You should have joined earlier she used to posts pictures of her mammary glands at Mock to give us cheap sexual thrills.

[username]

You should have joined earlier she used to posts pictures of her mammary glands at Mock to give us cheap sexual thrills.

That was Lumpy giving you sexual thrills.

[BlueTiki]

They weren't built with the good stuff.

Dude, this was the 70's. Everything was built AMAZINGLY because back then humans were SMART. Ever read about the Voyager space probe? That motherfucker was designed to take pictures of our surrounding planets, which is did with spectacular results. It then carried on to leave our sweet ass solar system, spinning around to take one last look at our system and radio back fuckwin photos.
My point here?
The main computer is fried. The main radio equipment is fried. It's radiator is fried. The tiny little probe is running on backup equipment with no way of heating itself and a fission plant strapped on that's STILL running even today. We still receive reports and its current mission is to detect how far the suns photons actually travel. This is a probe that *should* be fucked by now. It was never expected to get this far or be still usable. 70's engineering is the tits and balls of the world.

Now kindly cease your silly scaremongering tactics.

Nigs . . . you damned dumbass!

Remember "V'ger"? Yeah . . . smart guy. Damn near took out the earth.

Oh . . . the Sinead O'Connor chick ain't "V'ger".

Take your KI pills and shut the fuck up.

But if you need to walk the wrinkled dog, here's a little sumpin' for you.

Yup. She wants you. I can tell.


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Go ahead . . . merge with the Creator.

[Maggot]

Has anyone ever clunked you on the top of the head with that thing on? Because I always clunk the kids helmets and say "Just testing!"

[Cracker]

They weren't built with the good stuff.

Dude, this was the 70's. Everything was built AMAZINGLY because back then humans were SMART. Ever read about the Voyager space probe? That motherfucker was designed to take pictures of our surrounding planets, which is did with spectacular results. It then carried on to leave our sweet ass solar system, spinning around to take one last look at our system and radio back fuckwin photos.
My point here?
The main computer is fried. The main radio equipment is fried. It's radiator is fried. The tiny little probe is running on backup equipment with no way of heating itself and a fission plant strapped on that's STILL running even today. We still receive reports and its current mission is to detect how far the suns photons actually travel. This is a probe that *should* be fucked by now. It was never expected to get this far or be still usable. 70's engineering is the tits and balls of the world.

Now kindly cease your silly scaremongering tactics.

Seriously? That is your answer?

There are two Voyagers, numbnuts. They are NOT powered by nuclear fission reactors, you dumbass, but by a type of battery powered by a pellet of plutonium that decays. Jesus Christ you are stupid. Like we strapped Three Mile Island on the back of a fucking space probe and shot it into space. You don't know the difference between a thermocouple and a nuclear fission reactor. If you need me to explain it to you, let me know.

We DID expect it to "get this far" because it is powered by gravity (gravity sling). It will travel indefinitely until it gets taken out by a piece of cosmic debris or gets sucked into an object's gravitational field.

Just stop. I think you're stupid at this point.

[Cracker]

I'm feeling much better today.

Give Dick his helmet back RIGHT NOW! He could hurt himself...

Crazy lady.

[username]

Has anyone ever clunked you on the top of the head with that thing on? Because I always clunk the kids helmets and say "Just testing!"

Ha! Newp but you can bet I'm going to be doing that to my kids soon; I like it.

[NigsWhittington]

Seriously? That is your answer?

There are two Voyagers, numbnuts. They are NOT powered by nuclear fission reactors, you dumbass, but by a type of battery powered by a pellet of plutonium that decays. Jesus Christ you are stupid. Like we strapped Three Mile Island on the back of a fucking space probe and shot it into space. You don't know the difference between a thermocouple and a nuclear fission reactor. If you need me to explain it to you, let me know.

We DID expect it to "get this far" because it is powered by gravity (gravity sling). It will travel indefinitely until it gets taken out by a piece of cosmic debris or gets sucked into an object's gravitational field.

Just stop. I think you're stupid at this point.

My apologies for using laymen terms. I seem to have offended you by my constructive use of the English language and for that I simply couldn't give a fuck less. When I said "We didn't expect it to get this far" I wasn't talking about a trajectory. It's well understood that even when the fucking thing is dead it's not going to stop moving.
Feel free to continue picking at my posts while missing the point entirely.
You appear to have mad skillz in this department.

[Cynical Ninja]

Feel free to continue picking at my posts while missing the point entirely.

Don't worry she will, it is her raison d'etre and forum M.O in a nutshell.

[Cynical Ninja]

That was Lumpy giving you sexual thrills.

Oh yeah.

The window of opportunity is wide open for you at this point though.

[username]

I'll never say never but I'd have to be hammered. So hammered that I'd more likely pass out first.

[Cynical Ninja]

I'll never say never but I'd have to be hammered.

[Cracker]

Seriously? That is your answer?

There are two Voyagers, numbnuts. They are NOT powered by nuclear fission reactors, you dumbass, but by a type of battery powered by a pellet of plutonium that decays. Jesus Christ you are stupid. Like we strapped Three Mile Island on the back of a fucking space probe and shot it into space. You don't know the difference between a thermocouple and a nuclear fission reactor. If you need me to explain it to you, let me know.

We DID expect it to "get this far" because it is powered by gravity (gravity sling). It will travel indefinitely until it gets taken out by a piece of cosmic debris or gets sucked into an object's gravitational field.

Just stop. I think you're stupid at this point.

My apologies for using laymen terms. I seem to have offended you by my constructive use of the English language and for that I simply couldn't give a fuck less. When I said "We didn't expect it to get this far" I wasn't talking about a trajectory. It's well understood that even when the fucking thing is dead it's not going to stop moving.
Feel free to continue picking at my posts while missing the point entirely.
You appear to have mad skillz in this department.

Yes, I am smarter than most people. It is my cross to bear. I have to go around thinking half of the adults in America are retarded or just plain ignorant.

It wasn't layman's terms, it was bullshit. I called bullshit. I'll just smile and pat you on the head from this point forward if it bothers you to have your stupid shit corrected. Or you can just fuck off.