Citizens.

[BlueTiki]

Like narwhals or something.

Is "Phallic" Gaelic for "Fail"?

This narwhal thing is kinda phallic.

[rothschild]

If Nigs can get in then I guess this place isn't all bad.

[Lady Cop]

Yo Nigs...narwhal news!

http://www.ack.net/placesentenced030111.html

Convicted of illegally importing and trafficking in sperm whale teeth and narwhal tusks, Nantucket antiques dealer David Place was sentenced Tuesday to nearly three years in prison by a federal judge in Boston.
David Place

Place, 57, the owner of Manor House Antiques on Centre Street, was found guilty last November by a federal jury on seven felony counts of conspiracy, smuggling, and violations of the Lacey Act, which prohibits trade in wildlife that has been illegally taken, transported or sold.

He was sentenced to 33 months in prison Tuesday by Judge Nathaniel M. Gorton, according to an announcement from the Department of Justice and the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Association (NOAA). The sentence was far less than maximum penalty he faced of 20 years behind bars and fines of up to $250,000.

Place has owned Manor House Antiques on Centre Street since 2006, but has a long history on Nantucket. Originally from Rye, N.Y., he first came to Nantucket after his sophomore year of college to work as a waiter at The Wauwinet. He later opened the Stumble Inne guest house on Orange Street, and has operated antiques shops at different locations for many years.
As of Wednesday afternoon, it was unclear where Place would serve his jail sentence, but Massachusetts does not have a federal prison, so he will be moved out-of-state.

[rothschild]

I'd rather see him gang raped by angry narwhals.

[NigsWhittington]

Yo Nigs...narwhal news!

You can't exactly blame him. There's a certain air of gentlemanly stature to duelling with narwhal horns.
The sperm whale thing is just retarded. Who the fuck cares about whales?

[Lady Cop]

Yo Nigs...narwhal news!

You can't exactly blame him. There's a certain air of gentlemanly stature to duelling with narwhal horns.
The sperm whale thing is just retarded. Who the fuck cares about whales?

i am going to be extremely disillusioned if you mean that.
Nantucket has a whaling history not to be denied. scrimshaw is holy.
and here i thought you were a kindred spirit.

http://mockforums.net/thread-4257.html?h...poon+a+jap

[Lady Cop]

read post #1 here you heathen swine:

http://mockforums.net/thread-3939.html?highlight=books

[NigsWhittington]

I replied on topic to the thread. I still have no interest in whales.
Whales are vermin. The sooner the species is extinct, the sooner we can use sonar without worrying about eco-friendly hippies like you trying to urinate on our bonfires.

[Lady Cop]

I replied on topic to the thread. I still have no interest in whales.
Whales are vermin. The sooner the species is extinct, the sooner we can use sonar without worrying about eco-friendly hippies like you trying to urinate on our bonfires.

i used to like you. now i hate you. whales are intelligent mammals. unlike some.
i thought you cared about whales and narwhals.

[NigsWhittington]

Whale song. Solid proof that Whales are Down Syndrome riddled mammals of the ocean.

[NigsWhittington]

whales are intelligent mammals.

Sentient perhaps, but definitely not sapient. These are the same creatures that purposely beach themselves and die of dehydration. The same creatures that swim towards a large piece of metal floating on the surface because they think it's another whale.
If they were so intelligent, you'd have thought they'd have figured out that a boat isn't another whale. You'd have also thought that a sapient intelligence would migrate from wherever the population was being slaughtered to a safer area of Earth. The reason they don't is because they're stupid. Dolphins are infinitely smarter than a whale can ever hope to be. Hell, a tuna fish has a Ph.D when compared to a whale.

[Cracker]

I replied on topic to the thread. I still have no interest in whales.
Whales are vermin. The sooner the species is extinct, the sooner we can use sonar without worrying about eco-friendly hippies like you trying to urinate on our bonfires.

I feel you. Sperm whales and narwhals must remind you of your inadequacy.

Do you want to discuss krill?

[Cracker]

Whale song. Solid proof that Whales are Down Syndrome riddled mammals of the ocean.

Did you know whales "hear" through their jawbones? They can "hear" each other over thousands of miles. Which is good because they don't have pockets for smartphones.

[NigsWhittington]

Do you want to discuss krill?

I'll discuss plankton. You are obviously aware that whales brutally massacre tons of plankton on a daily basis. These fantastic critters are essential to the Earth, most of them (cyanobacteria) being responsible for creating that lovely oxygen we all like to breathe, the rest sitting quietly on the bottom of the ocean converting waste into delicious organic material for other critters to use.
Whales are the reason that we can't pollute our atmosphere. Under normal circumstances, we could spew a shit-ton of hydrocarbon waste into our troposphere and sit back safe in the knowledge that our ocean faring algae have it covered, but NO. Whales had to go ahead and evolve in their irresponsible fashion. Fuck what humans want, huh whales?

EDIT: Whales are responsible for global warming.
EDIT: I'm not sure how, but I'll prove it a few posts later.

[Cracker]

Do you want to discuss krill?

I'll discuss plankton. You are obviously aware that whales brutally massacre tons of plankton on a daily basis. These fantastic critters are essential to the Earth, most of them (cyanobacteria) being responsible for creating that lovely oxygen we all like to breathe, the rest sitting quietly on the bottom of the ocean converting waste into delicious organic material for other critters to use.
Whales are the reason that we can't pollute our atmosphere. Under normal circumstances, we could spew a shit-ton of hydrocarbon waste into our troposphere and sit back safe in the knowledge that our ocean faring algae have it covered, but NO. Whales had to go ahead and evolve in their irresponsible fashion. Fuck what humans want, huh whales?

You are a mess.

[Cynical Ninja]

I replied on topic to the thread. I still have no interest in whales.
Whales are vermin. The sooner the species is extinct, the sooner we can use sonar without worrying about eco-friendly hippies like you trying to urinate on our bonfires.

Someone was obviously psychologically scarred the first time they read Moby Dick, eh Ahab?

Whales have more of a right to be here than us, face it we are just a virus with shoes fucking up the planet.

[Jellybaby]

the usual flameholes... why am i not surprised?

[Lady Cop]

the usual flameholes... why am i not surprised?

not really, once you've looked around. being a newbie you can't really get the Mock flavor. until i make you a member.

welcome to Mock.

[Duchess]

the usual flameholes... why am i not surprised?

You see one small area of our forum & you've already determined it's full of assholes? Amazing.

[username]

... why am i not surprised?

Wow, you must be brilliant. Personally, I came to Mock expecting kittens, puppy dogs and a nice, friendly place where we could chat about childrearing.

Not you! I'm impressed.