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Weird stuff your children said!!
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03-12-2011, 08:09 PM
dont know why I am posting it except for a bit of a giggle.

When my son was small he used to run around saying....
"mashdam I blowed myfly" I tried to figure out what it meant,
when I asked him what "mashdam I blowed myfly" meant he jumped onto the sofa screamed with his arms in the air jumping off and screaming "mashdam I blowed myfly"

17 years later and I am still none the wiser.
I was hoping I was not the only parent who had strange children.
I think it was the "infinity and beyond" comments that reminded me on this one.

I know its random as hell, but I am having a painful night and fancied a giggle. I hope you dont tell me off for being so totally off topic to anything else on here.
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03-12-2011, 10:46 PM
My kids said stum, for thumb, tekkes, for Texas, gajamas, and beufaful.

Oh my personal favorite was when my stupid dog got sprayed by a snuk.
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03-12-2011, 10:56 PM
snuk...that's cute hah

i think they should be called stunks.


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03-12-2011, 11:46 PM
(03-12-2011, 08:09 PM)lou1975 Wrote: dont know why I am posting it except for a bit of a giggle.

When my son was small he used to run around saying....
"mashdam I blowed myfly" I tried to figure out what it meant,
when I asked him what "mashdam I blowed myfly" meant he jumped onto the sofa screamed with his arms in the air jumping off and screaming "mashdam I blowed myfly"

17 years later and I am still none the wiser.
I was hoping I was not the only parent who had strange children.
I think it was the "infinity and beyond" comments that reminded me on this one.

I know its random as hell, but I am having a painful night and fancied a giggle. I hope you dont tell me off for being so totally off topic to anything else on here.

It was probably something his mom's boyfriend taught him.

At this point you more than likely don't want to know about it.

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03-13-2011, 12:18 AM
(03-12-2011, 08:09 PM)lou1975 Wrote: 17 years later and I am still none the wiser.

I don't remember what my kids said ten minutes ago. Probably "mom, where's my...?"

I kinda remember laughing because my son made "truck" sound like "fuck" at some point but that's about it.

Maybe it was "gosh damn, I butterfly".
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03-13-2011, 09:12 AM
I remember stuff that I say to them like
"hey! Get off that roof"
"Get that bug outta your mouth!"
"Get that cat out of the dryer"

The damn list goes on..........
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03-17-2011, 07:30 PM
My 3 year old recently asked me why my hair changes color lol! How darn cute.
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03-17-2011, 08:15 PM
(03-17-2011, 07:30 PM)mamabear Wrote: My 3 year old recently asked me why my hair changes color lol! How darn cute.



OP's daughter asks him the same thing...hah

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03-23-2011, 04:12 PM
"Mom, my friend says you're the best dancer in the whole place...and you can work his pole anytime"

I have NO idea why he says that....
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03-23-2011, 06:37 PM
(03-23-2011, 04:12 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: "Mom, my friend says you're the best dancer in the whole place...and you can work his pole anytime"

I have NO idea why he says that....

OP's kid tells him the same thing so you're really nothing special.

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03-23-2011, 09:54 PM
My tits are way better. Never discount the power of a nice rack.
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