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#1
03-15-2011, 06:32 PM
..... &%$@!!! .... hmmm, now what?
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03-15-2011, 06:36 PM


Hello. Did you take a wrong turn in cyberspace?
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03-15-2011, 06:45 PM
No. Allah is great. Sending me a woman like you he must!

Now, what is this place? If my 70 Virgins in heaven waiting for me wear what you do, I must die now!!

Hookah anybody?
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03-15-2011, 06:47 PM
(03-15-2011, 06:32 PM)Mohammed Wrote: ..... &%$@!!! .... hmmm, now what?

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03-15-2011, 06:50 PM
Woman, what is he talking about?!
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03-15-2011, 06:51 PM
(03-15-2011, 06:45 PM)Mohammed Wrote: Hookah anybody?

Don't mind if I do. Whaddya puttin' in yours?
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03-15-2011, 06:58 PM
Apple. Everything else is made for tourists and infidels!!

Now, can somebody call that wonderfully dressed woman back? She makes my legs twitch!! Like mad!!!

And believe you me, my legs haven't been twitching since our Prophets, blessed be his name for there is only him ... so far, ban on booze. I once used a prayer carpet as a shower matt. Mashalla did I get it for it!!
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03-15-2011, 07:00 PM
(03-15-2011, 06:58 PM)Mohammed Wrote: shower matt.

Freudian slip?
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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03-15-2011, 07:02 PM
God is great ... but even he would not know what you talking about.
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03-15-2011, 07:03 PM
70 virgins?

Inflation Plagues the Nation of Islam!

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03-15-2011, 07:04 PM
(03-15-2011, 07:02 PM)Mohammed Wrote: God is great ... but even he would not know what you talking about.

Matt is a boy's name. Short for Matthew, some other prophet. Mat is the thing you get on after you get out of the shower. Unless you are gay. Then you can get on Matt if you want.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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03-15-2011, 07:10 PM
You have no idea just how much shit I got for using Mat/t after shower. I had to argue for hours with a whole village!!

So I don't care if Mat, Matt or Matthew, but I sure don't use any anymore after shower. Even so it was truly fluffy and soft to my feet. What to do, God's ways are mysterious indeed.
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03-15-2011, 07:12 PM


Can I call you Mo?
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03-15-2011, 07:12 PM
(03-15-2011, 07:02 PM)Mohammed Wrote: God is great ... but even he would not know what you talking about.

Let me guess... you're here to comment on the Clarke/Straub thread and have a wonderful new theory about Islam's involvement in said case?
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03-15-2011, 07:12 PM
(03-15-2011, 06:50 PM)Mohammed Wrote: Woman, what is he talking about?!

I don't smell any curry.

or for that matter any camel shit, you're a phony.

come out from under the burka.



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03-15-2011, 07:13 PM
(03-15-2011, 07:10 PM)Mohammed Wrote: What to do, God's ways are mysterious indeed.

And cost conscious.

He charges for the "Watchtower".
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03-15-2011, 07:14 PM
YOU can call me anything!!!

I shall devote my morning prayers to you!! Are you living east or west from me? Just asking so I don't face the wrong way in my mosque. Most embarrassing if you are the only one looking and bending into a different direction.
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03-15-2011, 07:20 PM
Mashalla, I am surrounded by people with terribly quick fingers!!

Of course with YOU I mean that wonderfully dressed woman holding a glass of grape juice. The rest is so much .... less attractive. God is great.

We do not eat curry!! We eat goat! Mainly. But once a while a Camel Hump, after which we start eating again. No curry so.

Falafels. Healthy nutritious snack or aphrodisiac to the mentally bewildered?!
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03-15-2011, 07:24 PM
(03-15-2011, 07:20 PM)Mohammed Wrote: We eat goat!


100 lashes!

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03-15-2011, 07:27 PM
A thousand!!

I shall die as a Martyr!

The cause was strong yet the flesh was ... well, something.
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