The Royals ~

[Duchess]

Thinking about you this morning, LC. I know you would have coverage of the Queen's special day on your TV and posting about every little thing in regards to it.

I talk to dead people.

[Duchess]

Uh oh. The youngest royal is Louis, he's 4 and I don't think he's keen on being there. Lots of grumpy faces & fidgeting as his mother continues to lean over and whisper in his ear. 

[Duchess]

[cannongal]

Just came across a headline that said Prince Harry and Meghan Markle were traveling to see the Queen,  due to an 'unexpected illness'.   The article mentions that other members of the royal family were traveling to the queens side as well. 

I didn't think Harry was a prince anymore.    

I imagine that Carmilla is giddy with anticipation,  when Liz finally keels over, will Charles be renamed King tampon?

[Duchess]

The Royal Family--"The Queen has died peacefully at Balmoral".

Charles automatically becomes King upon her death even tho his coronation could be months away.

Queen Elizabeth spent 70 years on the throne.

At the risk of repeating myself, hi Sal  , as a little kid I remember my grand-mere telling the story of meeting her on a stop at a train station in Canada, she was still a princess then.

[Maggot]

That's sad to hear.

[Duchess]

Wooooo

[Piglet]

Wooooo

Taking a knee, head bowed. A well deserved rest.

[BigMark]

i spent five minutes

[sally]

I don't care about those people. The old bitch died, so fucking what.

[BigMark]

I hope Princes Di gives her a real what for!

[sally]

What did this bitch ever do anyway? Have tea parties, wear silly hats while riding horses and have Princess Di murdered? May she rot in hell.

[Piglet]

O dear maggot.  Your ire is misdirected.   I grew up in Cambridge, i was a teenager when Prince Charles was at uni there.  A rumour, from many sources was that Charlie needed help passing his exams.  You cant have a future king failing can you.  

Just a matter of weeks ago he uttered sympathy for albanian men about 25 crossing the channel to get into britain illegally.    He talks to trees, and was shagging Camilla while married to Diana.

This bloke is as thick as a plank.

The proof of this is that he is a lefty, they are all planks.   Britain is having to suffer this cunt for god knows how long, William needs to take over asap.   As for Diana, im sure she was murdered, she was putting it about with men of colour, deliberately i think, as a way of getting at the royal family. 

You cant have a coloured royal.    And then...................Harry marries a woman of colour.  Carrying on Dianas two fingers at the Queen.  Subconscious im sure, but he did it.   Like Charles hes as dumb as they come.     In all of this the queen was just a bystander, she tolerated the duke shagging countless others too.   Theres more disgraceful shennanigans by royals.   I expect you and your family are whiter than white. 

Arnt they?

[Piglet]

The queen disliked Diana.  She didnt care when she died.   Diana was even more stupid than Charles, and thats saying something.  Diana was a disgrace.

[Duchess]

All Maggot said was that it was sad to read of her passing. 

[Piglet]

Whoops, it was maggot sorry sally.

[Duchess]

  Oh Piglet

[rothschild]

Diana was 1000X more human that anyone else in that disgraceful band of inbred canibals. I wholeheartedly concur with Sally. My empathy is solely for the maggots that will soon be having their way with her festering remains. Poor things.

[Piglet]

Where did cannibalism come into it?  Diana was a nursery nurse for pre school children, not a qualified nurse, but some one employed to play with the children.   She had an aristocratic family, but couldnt function above that of playing with dollies and toys with kids.

Maybe that was taxing for her.   She was an innocent thrown to the wolves.   Charles did what he did for the sake of having children, when Harry came along im sure he sabotaged the marriage. 

As for being caring, arnt we all?  I care for you Rothschild, with  a decent Chianti, and your liver fried in  red wine, butter,  shallots, pepper, mushrooms , would go down well.  Im not sure id get a decent shot of iron from it as im sure your liver is soaked in JD.  Like mine.

Diana played the publicity card like a maniac, after denying she wanted it.  She threw herself down stairs as tactics.   The Queen had nothing but contempt for her, she expected diana to do her duty, like her.

Its  difficult not to look down on someone obviously less bright than yourself, a problem ive had all of my life.   And it shows in my relationship with you Rothschild, that having consumed parts of your liver, and having kept you alive with bellows and shots of caffeine, i would congratulate you on your tenderness.  If i hadnt fried it too much. 

Its 23.26 here and im boozing on JD.  At least i think i can thank america for Jack Daniels.  Oh, hang on, its a welsh recipe, hold the praise.   I want your brains on my plate Rothschild.  If i can find it.    Wheres my magnifying glass.

[rothschild]

Jimmy Savile would have sent her off with a bang if he wasn't already dead. Jimmy was good for that sort of thing. And near and dear to the beloved royals. Birds of a feather do flock together, eh Piglet?