The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread

[BROTHER]

Ah, thanks Duchess. ::bravo::

Are you feeling ok?

I was feelin' all warm & loving after thinking about sex all day long

http://www.youtube.com/v/m_z13XymWVU&amp...p;border=1

[Duchess]

You can post youtube links all day every day & it won't do you any good where I'm concerned.

[ramseycat]

I stand by my statement.

Well of COURSE you do. Rather than try to spice things up, you would rather be your normal boring self. Do you even make any noise during sex? Does it last more than 3 minutes? Including foreplay? Another thing, I don't know any woman who would put up with their hubs askng chicks online for naked pics. Not a one. Now THAT is low class.

[BROTHER]

You can post youtube links all day every day & it won't do you any good where I'm concerned.

Why is that?:shock:

[Duchess]

Because I live in the sticks & only have an archaicdial up connection...It can take upwards of a half an hour to load a 3 min. clip, I occasionally take the time to do it, depends on who posts the vid & what it's about.

[BROTHER]

Because I live in the sticks & only have an archaicdial up connection...It can take upwards of a half an hour to load a 3 min. clip, I occasionally take the time to do it, depends on who posts the vid & what it's about.

That sucks!

[Duchess]

That's the price I pay for living in the country & it's worth it...Wide open spaces, all my horses, no neighbors, etc...Oh yeah, it's a small price to pay for seclusion.

[Middle Finger]

I stand by my statement.

Well of COURSE you do. Rather than try to spice things up, you would rather be your normal boring self. Do you even make any noise during sex? Does it last more than 3 minutes? Including foreplay? Another thing, I don't know any woman who would put up with their hubs askng chicks online for naked pics. Not a one. Now THAT is low class.

Again, you really shouldn't judge things, like relationships between a real woman and a real man, when you don't have experience with them.

Also, I don't believe I've asked anyone for a nude pic, but thanks for participating.

[LuMPyPussy]

I stand by my statement.

Well of COURSE you do. Rather than try to spice things up, you would rather be your normal boring self. Do you even make any noise during sex? Does it last more than 3 minutes? Including foreplay? Another thing, I don't know any woman who would put up with their hubs askng chicks online for naked pics. Not a one. Now THAT is low class.

Again, you really shouldn't judge things, like relationships between a real woman and a real man, when you don't have experience with them.

Also, I don't believe I've asked anyone for a nude pic, but thanks for participating.

There must be a misunderstanding (since you don't ever lie) because I distinctly remember you asking Sally for some boob shots... several times.

[Middle Finger]

I stand by my statement.

Well of COURSE you do. Rather than try to spice things up, you would rather be your normal boring self. Do you even make any noise during sex? Does it last more than 3 minutes? Including foreplay? Another thing, I don't know any woman who would put up with their hubs askng chicks online for naked pics. Not a one. Now THAT is low class.

Again, you really shouldn't judge things, like relationships between a real woman and a real man, when you don't have experience with them.

Also, I don't believe I've asked anyone for a nude pic, but thanks for participating.

There must be a misunderstanding (since you don't ever lie) because I distinctly remember you asking Sally for some boob shots... several times.

You might have been assuming I meant nude. When I asked for an ass shot recently, I just mean like a decent shot of her ass and legs in jeans or shorts. I didn't mean a nude shot of her ass. It's not important, I was just curious.

[LuMPyPussy]

Of course. When a man asks for photos of a woman's breasts, he means he wants to see them fully clothed.

You fucking liar.

[Middle Finger]

Of course. When a man asks for photos of a woman's breasts, he means he wants to see them fully clothed.

You fucking liar.

A shot in a bra would have been fine, they don't have to be nude. Nude was fine but when I ask for a pic of someone I don't mean nude. Nude or not nude, either way is fine to me. Cough up a pic, fat mouth. Not bruised and ugly or whatever.

[sally]

Cough up a pic, fat mouth.

And if you're going to post a picture of yourbreasts then make sure you're wearing a turtle neck sweater, because thats what Frank reallymeans when he begs for pictures of tits.

[Middle Finger]

Cough up a pic, fat mouth.

And if you're going to post a picture of yourbreasts then make sure you're wearing a turtle neck sweater, because thats what Frank reallymeans when he begs for pictures of tits.

Just something that shows what kind of tits you have ... you know, a bra, a bikini, nude, barely covered, whatever the hell you want ...

[LuMPyPussy]

I don't understand Twitter. I just signed up for it and within half an hour, two people that are completely unknown to me are now 'following' my tweets. Are people really that bored?

[The Antagonist]

Matt just did this and deleted his account after only having it a week and not even getting to try it out or set up his area.

He had 150 'followers' and like 200+ invites to follow people.

His email was overdosed with this shit with notifications and invites.

He asked me how to delete this crap - he joined just to see one thing he heard on the radio!

There is a delete my account link in your profile, bottom left, should you decide it's a friggin headache.

[LuMPyPussy]

There are some useful things on there but I'm not planning on posting much if at all. It just seems kinda freaky that people are lurking around, waiting for new people just so they can add them.

[The Antagonist]

I hear ya. Skype is like that too.
If you need an instant messenger but have a slow connection or shitty wireless, Skype is the only one guaranteed to work, but if you don't set it up right in your preferences, there is no privacy!

They even have a 'Skype me' feature where if you're set to that ANYONE can invite themselves to chat with you. Fuck that.

I'm on lockdown and only those on my contact list can contact me. You won't believe how many people would try to contact you to 'hook up' or have virtual sex and other fucked up shit.

[Mock2zuma]

Anyone have Steam by any chance?

[ramseycat]

I stand by my statement.

Well of COURSE you do. Rather than try to spice things up, you would rather be your normal boring self. Do you even make any noise during sex? Does it last more than 3 minutes? Including foreplay? Another thing, I don't know any woman who would put up with their hubs askng chicks online for naked pics. Not a one. Now THAT is low class.

Again, you really shouldn't judge things, like relationships between a real woman and a real man, when you don't have experience with them.

Also, I don't believe I've asked anyone for a nude pic, but thanks for participating.

You don't know anything about what I have or have not experienced. I will correct my other statement - pics of ass and boobs of other women. I guess if the rest of her is covered, it doesn't count as nude? ::dunno:: Either way Frank, it's tacky.