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08-02-2009, 02:28 PM

LuMPyPussy Wrote:I downloaded Bejeweled onto my iphone yesterday and now I've got greasy little fingerprints all over the damn screen.

So were you bedazzled? ::pots::

**QueenBee** · 08-03-2009, 01:03 PM

Dumbass move of the week: Saturday I worked with Kim. We were going out. I was backing her van out of her driveway and BANG...I hit my own car. Cannot get any smarter than that. Then today when I had to call her insurance company to report the claim, I had to tell what happened. So, I said..backing out of drive, hit my car with hers, etc etc. Then the claim person said, who was drivng Kim's car? I was. But you said YOUR car was hit. Yeah...I was driving HER car and hit MINE. I could tell she was trying to stay professional and not snicker.

So, Wednesday morning we have to bring her vn in to the insurance place to have them look at it. Then Wednesday afternoon, I get to say..Hi there, me again..here is my car.

And how was YOUR weekend? Mine pretty much sucked. Oh, and did I mention, because of the damage to my front bumper, it pushed itself back against the driver side door...meaning I cannot open it wide enough to get in and out. So I have to slide my fat butt in from the passenger side.

08-03-2009, 01:33 PM

::laugh::

**ramseycat** · 08-03-2009, 04:49 PM

QueenBee Wrote:Dumbass move of the week: Saturday I worked with Kim. We were going out. I was backing her van out of her driveway and BANG...I hit my own car. Cannot get any smarter than that. Then today when I had to call her insurance company to report the claim, I had to tell what happened. So, I said..backing out of drive, hit my car with hers, etc etc. Then the claim person said, who was drivng Kim's car? I was. But you said YOUR car was hit. Yeah...I was driving HER car and hit MINE. I could tell she was trying to stay professional and not snicker.

So, Wednesday morning we have to bring her vn in to the insurance place to have them look at it. Then Wednesday afternoon, I get to say..Hi there, me again..here is my car.

And how was YOUR weekend? Mine pretty much sucked. Oh, and did I mention, because of the damage to my front bumper, it pushed itself back against the driver side door...meaning I cannot open it wide enough to get in and out. So I have to slide my fat butt in from the passenger side.

I'm sorry QB, but I would have laughed. But hey, shit happens.

**LKTraz** · 08-03-2009, 06:42 PM

The Antagonist Wrote:Thank you LKTraz!

You're very welcome.

08-03-2009, 06:47 PM

We need a new page so that horny donkey isn't at the top anymore...

08-03-2009, 06:48 PM

Perfect!

**OnBendedKnee** · 08-03-2009, 07:23 PM

LuMPyPussy Wrote:I downloaded Bejeweled onto my iphone yesterday and now I've got greasy little fingerprints all over the damn screen.

Wait 'till you download and play Bumper Stars and/or Peggle, your phone (and you) will be a mess.

**Duchess** · 08-04-2009, 06:14 AM

LuMPyPussy Wrote:We need a new page so that horny donkey isn't at the top anymore...

That horny donkey was jerkin' off...He was slapping it against his belly, that's how they beat off. ::laugh::

**LKTraz** · 08-04-2009, 06:18 AM

Duchess Wrote:
LuMPyPussy Wrote:We need a new page so that horny donkey isn't at the top anymore...
That horny donkey was jerkin' off...He was slapping it against his belly, that's how they beat off. ::laugh::

Jolly Joe the Jerkoff Jackass ::pdance::

08-05-2009, 07:17 AM

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**Lady Cop** · 08-05-2009, 07:19 AM

existential angst Lumpy? Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

08-05-2009, 07:31 AM

Just a comment on the general activity level here lately.

08-05-2009, 07:32 AM

Guess who wrote this (hint, it's someone at FG):

The core of the truth is bedded into these responses, though the defenceless animals aren't a species as such. The obscenity is that they're bred for human use, they're domesticated pets. They have no business being alive in the first place. Wild animals, fine, by all means use the law to protect their interests. The only answer to domesticated pet animals is extermination, root and branch. The destruction they cause to the environment is extraordinarily high, the dilution of the wild genetic pool of their ancestral wild cousins swamps what's left of the species. They're destructive parasites leeching off humanity.

**Lady Cop** · 08-05-2009, 07:50 AM

a Brit from the spelling of defenceless . i don't know anyone over there anymore, but i'll take a stab at it....the pretentious and fuckwit snot?

08-05-2009, 08:10 AM

Bingo!

**Lady Cop** · 08-05-2009, 08:31 AM

hey, i wonder if his pic is considered in the public domain so you can post it and make everyone vomit. ::bvomit::

**Duchess** · 08-05-2009, 09:24 AM

LuMPyPussy Wrote:Dead

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::death::

I'm still having computer issues or I would be here...I cussed an Indian now I feel bad...it's somewhat inappropriate to say FUCK over and over again & because of my voice they think they are dealing with a child, I am so frustrated...FUCK

08-05-2009, 10:17 PM

I'm on my third Negra Modelo *hic*

I don't normally drink on school nights but this shit was too good to pass up.

08-05-2009, 10:18 PM

Oh yeah, I polished my toenails too... should I post a photo?

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