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11-19-2009, 05:13 PM
So classy ...
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11-19-2009, 05:17 PM
(11-19-2009, 05:13 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: So classy ...

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11-19-2009, 05:32 PM
Holy shit, I just had about 20 cop cars in front of my house and there are 2 helicoptors above. I was getting the groceries out of my car and the next thing I know the cop jumps out and pulls a gun on this kid walking a little BMX bike if front of my house. He looked about 18 and I don't know what the hell he did, but he ditched a gun somewhere. The cop is checking everyones mailboxes and the whole fucking neighbor is outside searching for the gun lol.
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11-19-2009, 05:41 PM
the cops are letting the neighbors look for the gun???
he probably robbed the local convenience store.

















































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11-19-2009, 05:48 PM
(11-19-2009, 05:41 PM)jackboots Wrote: the cops are letting the neighbors look for the gun???
he probably robbed the local convenience store.


Well the cop was looking in everyones mailbox so the neighbor asked whats going on and the he said that the kid ditched a gun somewhere. So everyone is out looking in their yards now, big excitement lol. There is an elementry school behind my house with a big park and the kid came from there so they're searching the school now.
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11-19-2009, 05:53 PM
well he probably would not have robbed the convenience store and then walked a bike. but the helicopters would not be up unless there was an armed robbery SOMEWHERE. maybe he is not the right suspect

















































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11-19-2009, 05:58 PM
People who try to rob stores around me get shot.........our crime rate is low.
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11-19-2009, 06:01 PM
(11-19-2009, 05:53 PM)jackboots Wrote: well he probably would not have robbed the convenience store and then walked a bike. but the helicopters would not be up unless there was an armed robbery SOMEWHERE. maybe he is not the right suspect

I think he stole the bike along the way because it looked like a kids bike, but I don't know why he was walking it, it happened so fast. I feel sorry for the poor bastard if he's not the right guy. And why so many cops? Do they all just get automatically dispatched when there is a robbery?
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11-19-2009, 06:13 PM
(11-19-2009, 06:01 PM)sally Wrote:
(11-19-2009, 05:53 PM)jackboots Wrote: well he probably would not have robbed the convenience store and then walked a bike. but the helicopters would not be up unless there was an armed robbery SOMEWHERE. maybe he is not the right suspect

I think he stole the bike along the way because it looked like a kids bike, but I don't know why he was walking it, it happened so fast. I feel sorry for the poor bastard if he's not the right guy. And why so many cops? Do they all just get automatically dispatched when there is a robbery?
not unless it was an armed robbery. let me know when you find out.
i do know your area, and those helicopters do not fly unless it is a serious matter.

















































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11-19-2009, 06:16 PM
Hey, my sore arm is MUCH more important than Sally's shitty neighborhood drama.
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11-19-2009, 06:21 PM
(11-19-2009, 06:16 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: Hey, my sore arm is MUCH more important than Sally's shitty neighborhood drama.
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11-19-2009, 06:23 PM
(11-19-2009, 06:16 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: Hey, my sore arm is MUCH more important than Sally's shitty neighborhood drama.


I could have been shot while unloading my groceries, Lumpy!

Did you get the H1N1 or just the regular flu shot?
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11-19-2009, 06:38 PM
Who started THIS thread?::lol::http://mockforums.com/showthread.php?tid=2932
This is the title.........no sex with dead people, even if they are the frigid corpse you married~~
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11-19-2009, 06:40 PM
(11-19-2009, 05:17 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote:
(11-19-2009, 05:13 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: So classy ...

I meant you.

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11-19-2009, 06:45 PM
(11-19-2009, 05:48 PM)sally Wrote:
(11-19-2009, 05:41 PM)jackboots Wrote: the cops are letting the neighbors look for the gun???
he probably robbed the local convenience store.


Well the cop was looking in everyones mailbox so the neighbor asked whats going on and the he said that the kid ditched a gun somewhere. So everyone is out looking in their yards now, big excitement lol. There is an elementry school behind my house with a big park and the kid came from there so they're searching the school now.

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11-19-2009, 06:51 PM
(11-19-2009, 06:45 PM)SyberBitch Wrote:
(11-19-2009, 05:48 PM)sally Wrote:
(11-19-2009, 05:41 PM)jackboots Wrote: the cops are letting the neighbors look for the gun???
he probably robbed the local convenience store.


Well the cop was looking in everyones mailbox so the neighbor asked whats going on and the he said that the kid ditched a gun somewhere. So everyone is out looking in their yards now, big excitement lol. There is an elementry school behind my house with a big park and the kid came from there so they're searching the school now.
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11-19-2009, 07:54 PM
Have you ever made a post that cracked you up? Granted, I'm suffering from a government experiment that those fuckers just shit in my arm today, but this made me laugh:

Gator: I wouldn't ban either of you, but I would lock this thread and ask both of you to stop with the petty back and forth bickering. It's beneath both of you.

Me: Well, it's really not beneath me... I'm kind of an asshole. Smiley_emoticons_smile
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11-19-2009, 08:04 PM
(11-19-2009, 07:54 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: Have you ever made a post that cracked you up? Granted, I'm suffering from a government experiment that those fuckers just shit in my arm today, but this made me laugh:

Gator: I wouldn't ban either of you, but I would lock this thread and ask both of you to stop with the petty back and forth bickering. It's beneath both of you.

Me: Well, it's really not beneath me... I'm kind of an asshole. Smiley_emoticons_smile

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11-20-2009, 06:50 AM
Oh my god, I feel like shit today. I don't remember being this achy and unsteady on my feet the last time I had the flu, much less from the damn flu shot.

Oh woe is me.
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11-20-2009, 07:32 AM
(11-20-2009, 06:50 AM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: Oh my god, I feel like shit today. I don't remember being this achy and unsteady on my feet the last time I had the flu, much less from the damn flu shot.

Oh woe is me.

WTF do you think a flu shot is?::lol:: The freakin flu! If you start walking backwards let us know.
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