the walmart thread

[Duchess]

Seriously, some people shouldn't even be allowed out in public. I don't care if I sound like a snob, I am one.

[Lady Cop]

not to be outdone, blue-light special at K-mart.

Ohio.

An Ashtabula County man's been charged with exposing himself, and playing with his genitals in the men's department of a K-Mart store in Mentor.

Mentor police Lt. Tom Powers tells WTAM 1100 that a loss prevention officer at the K-Mart at 9200 Mentor Avenue called police Monday after she saw a man acting strangely in the store's men's department. She told police that the man eventually exposed himself, and started masturbating.

The man, 28-year-old Richard Hennessey of Jefferson, was questioned by Mentor police, and could not give police a reason of why he did this. Part of the evidence against Hennesey is a videotape provided by the loss prevention officer to police.

Hennesey is due in Mentor Municipal Court on Wednesday. If convicted, he could get six months in jail and be fined up to $1,000.

[username]

The man, 28-year-old Richard Hennessey of Jefferson, was questioned by Mentor police, and could not give police a reason of why he did this.

No shit! I'd be hard pressed to come up with a good explanation too. What can you possibly say? Well, occifer, it just felt good.

[DickTracy]

not to be outdone, blue-light special at K-mart.

Ohio.

An Ashtabula County man's been charged with exposing himself, and playing with his genitals in the men's department of a K-Mart store in Mentor.

What a fucking moron.....all this trouble for a cheap thrill? I think I need to get the hell out of Ohio!

[Lady Cop]

i did plenty of pervert patrol at walmart in florida too. there is something conducive to wienie wagging in those big stores.

[AriGold]

I hate Wal-Mart. But my reasons are not the typical ones. I don't care that they run small businesses into the ground. I don't care that they use unfair and illegal employment practices. I hate going there because likely I am the most educated person in the store, and I’m not sure I could handle the leadership responsibilities if there was a disaster that trapped us all in the store for an extended period of time...

[Lady Cop]

yeah, well try being educated and armed in there for over 8 hours a day. the temptation is overwhelming.

[AriGold]

....'Bout as tempting as a hooker covered in amphetamines and tiger blood to Charlie Sheen.

[Duchess]

We recently got a super Walmart & I love that bitchin' thing. In order to build here they were forced to comply with one of our rules which is the building must fit the look of the area. My area is very colonial, there is a shit ton of brick so, our Walmart has a lovely brick facade with dormer windows & window boxes. Hahaha. It's lovely & it's beautifully landscaped, it even has a pond with ducks & park benches.

[BlueTiki]

It's lovely & it's beautifully landscaped, it even has a pond with ducks & park benches.

Hahahaha! Love the duck pond. (When is duck season in your area?)

Ours was built on the Res. Sorry . . . no bison, circled wagons or scalps on lodge poles.

Very contemporary design and architectural materials.

Concessions to Natives:

Tribal hiring and discounts.

Goat and Mutton in Meat Department.

Strawberry Soda Pop on sale 24/7.

No. I'm not joking.

[Lady Cop]

ours in florida had an alligator pond. :bad tongue:

[BlueTiki]

ours in florida had an alligator pond. :bad tongue:

Here, we call that the Customer Service Department.

[Lady Cop]

in case you thought i was kidding...right. i'm going to 'molest' the alligators.
but some assholes do. they feed them raw chickens and then wonder why the mean old 'gators ate their poodles.
this sign was at my library.

[BlueTiki]

Shoes or handbags . . . is that considered "Molesting"?

[Lady Cop]

we forgot that other high-end/sophisticated clientele store!

KSAZ

PHOENIX - Police arrested a 31-year-old man found naked in the bathroom of a dollar store following a 4-day meth and heroin binge.

Female employees at the Dollar Tree near 40^th Street and Thomas knocked on the bathroom door when they saw water coming out from underneath it.

The employees told police said Shane Chavis answered the door completely naked and exposed himself.

The women also found a hypodermic needle and leftover food from the store which he had eaten. Blood was seen in the bathroom's sink.

Prior to officers arriving at the scene, Chavis put his clothes on and walked around the store playing with the Easter decorations. He allegedly sprayed 10 cans of silly string all over the store and threw several items on the ground.

When police officers arrived at the store, Chavis was arrested.

Police say Chavis was in possession of a backpack that had black tar heroin in it. Chavis said he'd recently been awake for the past four days using crystal meth.

We sat down with Chavis in the jailhouse Friday and he's telling his side of the story.

He says he lost it that day. He'd been fired, he was homeless, and was under a lot of stress.

"I had a mental breakdown, time stopped," Chavis told us.

"The things that I did I would never do in a normal sober environment… I'm embarrassed the things they say that I did, I don't remember I have little flashbacks."

Chavis admitted he's addicted to heroin. He'd been living on the streets for four days, on a meth binge when he stumbled into the dollar store. He grabbed food from the store and went into the bathroom.

"Indecent exposure -- I don't do that. I was just trying to clean myself, she just opened the door and saw me."

"I thought I was dreaming, I really did, and I found a case of silly string and I was having a silly string... come on guys let's play."

Chavis says except for a DUI, he's never been in trouble before. He hopes to get help for his addiction.

Police say Chavis' behavior was very irrational and scared several Dollar Tree employees along with customers.

"I'm sorry I apologize to people in the store if I could do it all over again I would never do that."

[Lady Cop]

real class.

40NewsTV
FORT SMITH, Ark. -- On Sunday, Fort Smith police were called to the Walmart on Rogers Avenue after employees there called to say someone stole groceries.

A Fort Smith police officer said he spoke with the stores assistant manager who said she witnessed a black male pick up a box from a shelf and a package of hamburger meat.

According to a police report, the assistant manager told police she witnessed the man pay for the meat but not the box which was later determined to be Hamburger Helper. The woman said she followed the man outside and saw him pull two 1-lb. tubes of ground beef from his pants and go inside an apartment complex across the street.

The officer said he questioned a man matching the clerk's description and discovered he was having dinner with his neighbors. The officer noted in his report that the neighbors were cooking Hamburger Helper.

Police said surveillance video shows the suspect walking out of the store holding the box of Hamburger Helper and holding up his pants.

[kitty1]

Is that a tube of 100% ground beef in your pants or are you just happy to see me? Oh! you knew that was coming!

[Lady Cop]

i hope he had a wide-angle lens!
this makes me laugh since i did pervert patrol in walmart as well as shoplifting detail. perverts LOOOOVE walmart.


NOLA.com

A Madisonville man has been booked with video voyeurism after admitting to photographing the backsides of unsuspecting women while they shopped at the Walmart near Covington.
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A St. Tammany Parish deputy working a detail at the store Wednesday spotted Cody Cobble, 18, walking up behind women and taking pictures of their posteriors, Sheriff's Office spokesman Capt. George Bonnett said Monday.

As the deputy approached Cobble, the teen began walking away while trying to disassemble his cell phone, Bonnett said. But the deputy caught up to him and managed to salvage enough of the phone that deputies were later able to pull images from it, he said.

Unlike other recent video voyeurism cases at St. Tammany Parish Walmarts, there is no suspicion of positioning the camera to capture images under women's skirts. He was taking photos of their clothed bottoms, Bonnett said.

When questioned about the photos, Cobble admitted that taking pictures of the women "excited" him, Bonnett said. He said that after taking the photos, he would go to the store's parking lot and view them in his car, he said.

Because the pictures were taken for lewd and lascivious purposes, they fall under the definition of video voyeurism, Bonnett said. Cobble, of 1 Single Pine Lane, was booked into the St. Tammany Parish jail in Covington with that charge.

[Lady Cop]

in case you thought i was kidding...right. i'm going to 'molest' the alligators.
but some assholes do. they feed them raw chickens and then wonder why the mean old 'gators ate their poodles.
this sign was at my library.

why i miss florida:
WTSB
Palm Harbor, Florida - A Florida Fish and Wildlife trapper removed a seven foot long gator from a Lansbrook retention pond after it ate a family dog.

Gage, a 9-year-old Boxer, was last seen on Saturday when he ran off from the family home.

Neighbors say they've been on the look out for the friendly dog since, but the search came to a devastating end when a woman walking her dog discovered Gage in a retention pond across
from his home.

Jenine Oliver says she only noticed the animal in the water because the gator made a sudden jump back into the water when she walked by with her own dog on their normal morning walk.

Alligators aren't anything new in the Palm Harbor community.

Oliver says she's pretty sure it's the same gator they've seen sunning itself on the banks of the small retention pond that sits between the Mullenhurst Drive culdesac and Lake Tarpon.

Florida Fish and Wildlife say this is a reminder that the gators are on the move again now that temperatures are warming up.

Capt. Roger Young with FWC says alligators do not attack humans unprovoked and warned people to stay away from the creatures and enjoy them from a distance.

He also advises you to stay away from the water's edge of any pond, lake or stream during the hours around sunrise and sunset because this is the natural feeding time for a gator.

FWC receives thousands of nuisance gator calls each year. If you see one near your home, you can report it by calling 1-866-FWC-GATOR.

poor gage.

[Duchess]

That's fucked up!