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Golf
#1
A response from Midwest Spy in the spring break thread made me wonder if there are other Mockers that like to frustrate themselves to no end on the golf course?

Me? I'm addicted. Carry around a 10.5 handicap, hopefully gonna lower that to a single digit this year as long as my job doesnt keep me off the course like it did last year.
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.


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My Dad golfs & I have a golf cart that I occasionally buzz around the farm on. That's as close to golf as I get.
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#3
I work at a Golf Resort and have found thousands of balls and a hundred busted up and thrown Golf Clubs.Seen some fools act like Kevin Costner did in Tin Cup..trying to do the Lacrosse thing.
Golfers take to drinking and having a good time and you cant predict the kinds of shit that will happen.
Keep hoping one day to see the guys from Jackass out there with a bullhorn.Smiley_emoticons_biggrin
Cant be too relaxing of a sport.For as long as I have been there,stll dont play,Kid.I could probly do o.k. if I used a baseball bat.
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