Hello Mockers!

[Cracker]

What area of FL? We break it up like this now, backwoods, deep south which is N. FL.

Yay! A new neighbor!

Are you Gulf side or Atlantic side? Do you talk like you are from Dothan or Vidalia? haha

I'm glad the other states discovered Mock. If we send you a bumper sticker, would you put it on your car?

[melissab]

Cracker...you from GA? Gulf side, NW FL, Redneck Riviera!!!! I don't speak like AL or GA folks. They have a twang all their own and some of the more well bred peeps have a very pretty drawl to me. I don't have that typical country long drawn out speaking voice. Just a little southern drawl...I say go-rilla. I say oyil instead of oll. I don't do bumper stickers either! But I do have the typical 10pt'er mounted and hanging on the wall and across from it is a 10# Bass, hee hee. Oh, and yes there are weapons displayed but not in the window of the truck!

[Cracker]

Cracker...you from GA? Gulf side, NW FL, Redneck Riviera!!!!

If you are talkin' PCB, I'll see you Wednesday. haha

We must find you an avatar.

Let's see...

You said you like mounting deer:


and bass fishing:


or you could just show your colors:

[Nina]

Cracker, are you in PCB? I am here in the redneck riviera

[melissab]

Live across the bridge! Now see, those pics are damn funny but I don't represent any of those! Back in the day if my hubby toked on enough he would've tried out the freshwater flotilla but we are a little higher class than that! lol We used to party with folk like that though, bonfires, pissin' in the woods, drunk as Cooter Brown! I grew up, have a teenager who isn't anything like his parents, thank you Jesus and very proud. Work in PCB!

[melissab]

LC, did you make it out of FL before we became known as Pillbilly Heaven? I hope you did. We were once known as a family/retirement friendly state, a beautiful, sunny state. Now it's so embarrassing to have out of staters quizz you about living here!

[Lady Cop]

i left 2+ years ago, 3 years in june. couldn't get the hell out of that dismal swamp full of drug thugs and ignorant inbred white trash fast enough.

[Duchess]

I enjoy getting shitfaced at The House Of Blues down there.

[Edam Athak]

i left 2+ years ago, 3 years in june. couldn't get the hell out of that dismal swamp full of drug thugs and ignorant inbred white trash fast enough.

We have places like that here in Australia. We call them "suburbs".

[melissab]

I agree with you LC! I moved here at 3yo to Ft. Walton Beach and up till I moved to a more backwoods area (Mom opened truck stop, me still a teen and had to go)I really enjoyed it. I promise it used to be beautiful and a real family place and what has been done now is such a shame. The shame we carry now outshines Busch Gardens, Disney and just the sugar sand beaches on the Gulf Coast. I hate to ever say where I live now cause that is the first thing someone says..."Hey, is it true you can get a doc to write you any script you want down there"? No, not here in N. FL. You can look at the DOJ website for all the doc incarcerated or being investigated and any from my area you will see have been put away for life if anyone has died from OD under their care! No shit! Doesn't happen down South now does it? Living proof that money can buy whatever you want...including gov officials. You know the one thing we worked hard at getting that 90% of all states have, the drug monitoring program, out nice new gov shot it down in his first couple of months in office. Mind you, he is the one who headed up a corp who defrauded mills from the gov in his healthcare career! I'm blabbing and this should be in another forum, sorry Madam! Will refrain from anymore! Gotta go to work! You folks have a wonderful day or at least try to!

[melissab]

Must become my mantra, "proofread before posting", just like "Laces Out"! Multi mistakes, many my bad's.

[melissab]

Morning Aquafina, I guess I'll have to agree with you cause the only people fucked are the good folks and that is a shame. It's a criminals paradise now! I don't know how Scott got in. I'm in healthcare and I remember him from his name splased across the papers for the crimes he allowed the corps he was head of get away with. He got off easy with the "I ontnonuttin" BS. I do gotta go, nice day all.

[BlueTiki]

. . . . you're elected for office regardless of your record or plattaform.

. . . or your platypus, too.

[pspence]

Lady Cop said "I left (FL) 2+ years ago, 3 years in june. couldn't get the hell out of that dismal swamp full of drug thugs and ignorant inbred white trash fast enough. "

All of my relatives live in Dunedin, FL on the west coast...all I hear from them is what a paradise it is...I love the views of the gorgeous water in FL but I'll take the beauty of NC any day over FL....I get so sick of their bragging about FL...I get a lonely feeling whenever I go visit there....

[melissab]

Sorry you don't like it pspence. I don't mean to tear FL down so bad, it still is a beautiful state. I'm hoping the main problems will be fixed sooner than later. It will take a while for the pill mills to be regulated. They have made headway but not by much. The beaches on the gulf side (to me) are still the prettiest not to mention the bright blue and sea green water! I do find the Atlantic side a little more dismal, just not as pretty as our sugar/blinding white sands on this side.

[Duchess]

Every state has their shame. Some more than others but none are immune.

[melissab]

Thank you Duchess, smart and relevant point!

[melissab]

A question for the powers that be or Mockers who wouldn't mind helping me...I didn't feel this question worthy of taking it to headquarters so here it is...is there a way to mark the page and/or post I last read. I'm either getting early Alzheimer's or all the recreational trolling and pot I did as a teen ate what I now need. I dunno. Please don't say write it down cause I won't remember where I wrote it. My OCD would kick in hard if I had little scraps of paper around or post its dotting the edge of my computer! Yep, I'm a nut but not certified......yet.

[Lady Cop]

sorry, but that is my only suggestion. i have a small notepad next to my computer. i mark it with page number i left off before i go to bed. OR you could leave your screen page on last post you read before you shut down computer for the night. put it on standby to rest.

no doubt someone will have a better techie suggestion. haha

[melissab]

Thank you Ma'am.