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Frank's yearly check up with Doctor McCormish
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Dr,:. "Well, Frank...other than you could afford to lose a little weight...you seem healthy enough".

Frank: "I've been tense and irritable lately, Doc"

Dr, "Everything all right at work? ....how's the home life"??

Frank: "Yeah...works ok, and no problems on the home front. It's when I'm online Doc, chatting on a mock forum".

Dr, "A mock forum, eh?, so you mock one another?....give me an example of your best slams"

Frank: "O..k, I say, sissy drama, faggot.......erm, and... metro sexual, and drama queen..... sometimes I change them around.....but there's this guy there who really bugs me".

Dr, ......."what does he say to you"?

Frank: "Nuthin' he isn't there.

Dr,: ...."he's an imaginary man then?

Frank: "No, no....there's this woman".

Dr, ...."you're having an affair"?

Frank: "No, no, no. He speaks through her".

Dr, "Ahhh....She's a spiritualist medium"

Frank : "No, no, no! She's been posting snippets of his e-mails...................he thinks I'm a twat. It's very unsettling, Doc.

Dr,: "Hmm, Why don't you have a quiet word with both parties, and see if an agreeable solution can't be met. I'm sure if you word it correctly, it'll be all's well that ends well. .

Frank : "It's a bit difficult, Doc, She won't answer my messages, which means I'd have to post my request openly, and I'd rather not.....you see there's this other man"

Dr, ...."this other man, Is he there...or, not there"?

Frank: He's there....he's a man from Alaska.

Dr, .....the Man From Atlantis ????

Frank: No! A l a s k a !

Dr, ..."Sorry....so what's the man from Alaska got to do with this"? .

Frank: "Nuthin' really ...but if he sees me post a sissy message, he'll post more salacious pics of me"

Dr, "You sent the man from Alaska salacious pics of yourself" ..??

Frank: No! ...erm, they are me, but not really me....I don't want to be in these poses...I'm happy with my big man pillow

Dr, ...."and his he there, or not there"?

Frank: "Who"?

Dr, ..."Big Man Pillow"?

Frank: No No, no, Doc! Look! it's ....

Dr, "Calm down, calm down, take it easy. Right. This is obviously what's making you tense and irritable. I think what's needed here...is, for you to contact the owner of this place, and in a quiet dignified manner, politely request that the rules be altered or changed to stop this kind of thing"

Frank: "I can't. I'm the owner. I made the rules whereby anything goes".
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Dr: "Let me get this straight. You, yourself are the owner. You made the rules whereby anyone can say anything they like, and you're in here whining about a man who isn't there?? Get the hell out of my office, you big fucking twat"!
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#2
I have a need to hold hands and stare into a crystal ball (lighted by 4-aaa batteries) Butcould possibly make do with some tongue's or snakes and stuff....
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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#3
Even LMPP wouldn't spend that kind of time on this shit. I am going to take a gamble here and say Clancy wrote that. It seems more his wordy, fag-bag, sissy-boy style, and losers like him that email over forums and people he doesn't know would spend the time.
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Middle Finger Wrote:Even LMPP wouldn't spend that kind of time on this shit. I am going to take a gamble here and say Clancy wrote that. It seems more his wordy, fag-bag, sissy-boy style, and losers like him that email over forums and people he doesn't know would spend the time.
Genius deduction, especially when I included "By Clancy" in the subtitle. ::doh::
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LuMPyPussy Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:Even LMPP wouldn't spend that kind of time on this shit. I am going to take a gamble here and say Clancy wrote that. It seems more his wordy, fag-bag, sissy-boy style, and losers like him that email over forums and people he doesn't know would spend the time.
Genius deduction, especially when I included "By Clancy" in the subtitle. ::doh::

::lmao:: OK, well you might not believe this but I didn't see that. Assuming I am not lying (which I'm not), that was pretty good on my part, eh? Smiley_emoticons_biggrin :cool:
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#6
that was pretty funny.
Devil Money Stealing Aunt Smiley_emoticons_fies
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It's brilliant...I think he would be a great addition to Mock...He writes beautifully & he's fun to read...I have an ulterior motive, I want him to take over the Mock News...Of course, if he starts writing crap about me like he is MF, Ima gonna want to give him some sass & various other shit.
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