Initiation and torture?

[Edam Athak]

Whoa whoa whoa there Duchy, I think you misunderstand the difference between RH and Mock. Mock is a forum for "mocking" (I assume), but RH isn't for flaming; it's a home of the banned. You can't compare the two, that would be like comparing a truck to a car. Both have their faults and their flaws, and both were designed for different purposes.

[ALWAYSBITCHEN]

I sort of disagree. We don;t flame. We Mock. But our tongue is in
our cheek, though truth be told, we are always telling the truth.

Some people hate double negatives, and more cuss words than nouns and verbs
in a posts
.
ALL caps is quite profane causing some of us intestinal migraines. Try
giving yourself a shot of imitrex in that meandering canal! We enjoy
nit picking and figuring out truth from gossip. We aren't very good at
tolerating people who explain in detail cleaning their kids' fecal matter
off the wall.....Too much information. It is nice if you know the
difference between there, their, and They're and hear, here. Too and
to don't bother us very much.

All in all, we are a civil group with quite odd fetishes too. You see,
I like penquin feathers and enjoy the moments I can post between two
of them.

Enjoy yourself here. Do you hear? If you are even slightly erudite and thoughtful
you might actually Love it here.

Hate to sound like a typical flamer here, but tl;dr. If you're going to bombard someone with a wall of text, make it interesting.

Also, lol @ "sick of staying on a leash?". I'm on a fucking leash, I can only access two fucking forums. This is false advertising to the max.

Here is what you're missing, the door you came in also swings out, you are not on a leash, you're free to leave anytime you like.

Should you decide to stay then consider your position at present to be in the foyer of the forum, you have yet to be invited into the house.

Seeing as how you showed up here from bannednation, or rejecthaven or one of the other prepubescent flame sites, I would put your chances at being invited in at about 30%.

But I have been surprised before, and i'm sure i will be again.

I might be from RH and BN, but that doesn't mean I'm here representing them, you presumptuous dick. I'm just here to see what all the fuss is about. I didn't participate in the raids. It's nice to see they left an impression though. I'm guessing not much has happened since then.

But that's neither here nor there. I'm betting to get the benefits of the shit advertised on your banner, I'll have to suck a whole lot of corporate penis and be invited into your social circle, not just the rest of the forum.

oh shut the hell up and go home!

[BlueTiki]

Both have their faults and their flaws, and both were designed for different purposes.

So . . . what are Mock's faults and flaws?

[Fibonacci Prima]

Hate to nitpick here, when you seem to be on a roll and all, but it's " tl:dNr"

Thanks for playing, but you failed.

[Edam Athak]

oh shut the hell up and go home!

Or else what?

So . . . what are Mock's faults and flaws?

Elitism
False advertising
Nazi staff

I mean, the elitism is so bad here, why not just disable registration permanently? Keep your inner sanctum of socialites safe from outsiders like me.

Hate to nitpick here, when you seem to be on a roll and all, but it's " tl:dNr"

Thanks for playing, but you failed.

I believe you will find that tl;dr is fine too.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tl%3Bdr

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/TL;DR


Are you over the age of 30 by any chance?

[BlueTiki]

So . . . what are Mock's faults and flaws?

Elitism
False advertising
Nazi staff

I mean, the elitism is so bad here, why not just disable registration permanently? Keep your inner sanctum of socialites safe from outsiders like me.

I'm the slow one, here. Cut me some slack.

Would you please give examples of Elitism, False Advertising and Nazi Staff?

C'mon man . . . lighten up. This is initiation and torture.

Are you too proud to play along with this silliness?

Or is this just beneath your dignity?

[IMaDick]

Elitism
False advertising
Nazi staff


I'm the slow one, here. Cut me some slack.

Would you please give examples of Elitism, False Advertising and Nazi Staff?

C'mon man . . . lighten up. This is initiation and torture.

Are you too proud to play along with this silliness?

Or is this just beneath your dignity?

It's more like above his skill set, It's obvious to me that the newb would like us to dumb down a bit so that he can compete.

all of the words that he used to describe Mock are all terms used of people who have a hard time with upper standards.

[Duchess]

oh shut the hell up and go home!

Who the fuck are you to tell anyone what to do in Mock? Shut the fuck up. I can hardly stand what a stupid bitchflake you are.

[Duchess]

Whoa whoa whoa there Duchy, I think you misunderstand the difference between RH and Mock. Mock is a forum for "mocking" (I assume), but RH isn't for flaming; it's a home of the banned. You can't compare the two, that would be like comparing a truck to a car. Both have their faults and their flaws, and both were designed for different purposes.

I feel certain that you understand what I intended to convey.

Look, we don't like stupid people, while we do have a few here they are here for entertainment purposes only, they are for our mocking pleasure. I don't pay attention to how other forums are managed, I simply don't care. I care about Mock & my members and I care a great deal about who is given access to our site. I "profile" people in this newbie forum, so fuckin' what?

[Edam Athak]

Then one must ask; what profile do I need to have to be let into your forum? Do I have to pretend I don't want it? Should I not ask and just be patient? Should I try and claim I'm not stupid?
This is all sounding pretty complicated, but hey; it's worth it, right?

[Duchess]

I'm going to let you in. No trolling, no real life threats & no posting of another members personal info. Those are easy things to remember. Please, load an avatar. Thanks!

Have fun.

[Edam Athak]

Thanks kindly. I'll try my best not to troll, but the rest is no worries.

[Duchess]

Snarky is good & I encourage that, threatening to cum all over someone's face & then choking them with your cock is not so good.