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Sometimes it's a good thing that dreams don't come true.
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#21
04-10-2011, 12:54 PM


I guess it never occurred to anyone to start a thread about gun control or lack of, huh?

How the fuck does something that begins as a topic about a high school crush get turned into another motherfuckin' discussion about guns? Jesus Christ.
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04-10-2011, 12:56 PM
(04-10-2011, 12:54 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I guess it never occurred to anyone to start a thread about gun control or lack of, huh?

How the fuck does something that begins as a topic about a high school crush get turned into another motherfuckin' discussion about guns? Jesus Christ.

That was my fault.

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I wasn't going to follow up on my initial copy/paste but as usual the gun nuts are lining up to bark at the fucking moon as usual.

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04-10-2011, 12:58 PM
(04-10-2011, 12:54 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I guess it never occurred to anyone to start a thread about gun control or lack of, huh?

How the fuck does something that begins as a topic about a high school crush get turned into another motherfuckin' discussion about guns? Jesus Christ.

I tried to stop it...

http://mockforums.net/thread-5414-post-1...#pid156447

But when OP is faced with statistical data that he cant refute...somehow, the topic gets changed.

Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.

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04-10-2011, 12:58 PM


I'm as guilty as everyone else when it comes to threads getting derailed but the gun bullshit is getting old when it's dragged into every thread. Smiley_emoticons_slash
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04-10-2011, 01:10 PM
(04-10-2011, 12:58 PM)thekid65 Wrote: But when I am faced with statistical data that categorically proves the US is a more obese nation than the UK I spit my pacifier out and stamp my feet.

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04-10-2011, 01:19 PM
(04-10-2011, 12:56 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: That was my fault.

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I wasn't going to follow up on my initial copy/paste but as usual the gun nuts are lining up to bark at the fucking moon as usual.



OP you followed up on your own post, two posts in a row.

I guess next we need to have a thread about lying ass brits.hahhah

I bet you're a puggy little fucker, 4 ft 200 lbs.



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04-10-2011, 01:24 PM
(04-10-2011, 01:19 PM)IMaDick Wrote: I bet you're a puggy little fucker, 4 ft 200 lbs.

Puggy?!

What the fuck is that?

If you are going to fling shit at least do it in fucking English.
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04-10-2011, 01:40 PM
"She never gave me the time of day."

...and it's doubtful she would today either.
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04-10-2011, 01:43 PM
The difference is..today, I wouldnt ask.
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.

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04-10-2011, 01:47 PM
(04-10-2011, 01:40 PM)Luke Warmwater Wrote: "She never gave me the time of day."

...and it's doubtful she would today either.

Hey now, maybe a Cheech Marin lookalike who got left on the steps of a nunnery after he was born by his real mom is exactly the kind of guy she is looking for?

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04-10-2011, 01:50 PM
Cheech? Come'on man...you can do better than that. My ex wife always thought I looked like Kid Rock..albeit, I see no resemblance at all (even when I had long hair).




Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

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04-10-2011, 02:15 PM
Man, karma was not kind to that girl.
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04-10-2011, 03:18 PM
I think she looks happy.

How old are you, kid? 40's, right? How old do people have to be before they can get fat? I figure as soon as I hit 55 or so I'm going to eat every damn thing I want. I will only exercise if my knees will successfully carry my weight.
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04-10-2011, 05:23 PM
(04-10-2011, 11:57 AM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote:
(04-10-2011, 11:52 AM)thekid65 Wrote: when I pointed out the usual idiocy of your post ("fat yank") and countered it with statistical data.

The chart showed you are still a nation 7.5% fatter than the UK.

You countered fuck all dipshit.


And you could stand to lose a few lbs and the Kid is thin so shut your fucking piehole, chubbers.

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04-10-2011, 05:49 PM
(04-10-2011, 05:23 PM)sally Wrote: And you could stand to lose a few lbs and the Kid is thin so shut your fucking piehole, chubbers.

I currently weight about 155lbs Sally.

You braindead cunt.
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04-15-2011, 02:27 PM
Geesh Kid, she doesn't look that bad. A little heavy but still pretty and still attractive.
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04-15-2011, 03:07 PM
I bet she can go from a jolly housewife to a she-devil in 2.5 seconds after putting that cake down.
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04-15-2011, 03:12 PM
Kid...she still has a pretty smile - does that count for anything?
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04-15-2011, 03:17 PM
(04-15-2011, 03:12 PM)sdtay Wrote: Kid...she still has a pretty smile - does that count for anything?

Pretty much it counts for just your last two posts. Russian

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