04-11-2011, 10:05 AM
The following is all about people who need to take their own lives sometime in the near future:
People who think Jersey Shore is hysterical.
People who support anything that comes out of Obama's mouth. If he said, "We should all give Ari (that's me -- he doesn't say this part in parentheses) all of our money and lavish him with all the free boobies he wants." I'd still be like, "Fuck that guy. He's an idiot." Out of pure reflex; that's how used I am to him being an over-flowing bag of douche.
People who tan more than they read (I don't read a whole lot, but I never fucking tan).
People who don't get the "stand right, walk left" concept.
People who like cock-fighting (not gay people, I mean the stuff where roosters rip the shit out of each other -- gay people are fine by me).
People who don't appreciate Will Ferrell.
People who use abbreviations like "lol" after everything they type online, even if it's not funny. (I'm going to school. lol. It's going to be awesome. lol. -- just fucking die).
People who use 'U' instead of 'you', 'R' instead of 'are' and who type in all sorts of Tourette's Syndrome-induced sporradic caps lock usage like so: U r So GoiNg 2 HelL 4 TaWKinG aB0uT JeSuS LIkE ThaT!!!!111@ (Yes, I'm taking about you JsMom)
Michael Moore (no explanation necessary)
People who don't always offer me sexual favors of my choosing (Goddamn Nuns).
People who think Goonies is a bad movie. (No explanation necessary, "Heeeeeeeeeeyyyyy Yooooouuuuuuuu Guuuuuuuuuys!")
People who dislike other people for having opinions they can't help but have (fucking idiots, what's wrong with those people?)
On that ironic note, I'm done here.
Good motherfuckin' morning, mockers!
:B
People who think Jersey Shore is hysterical.
People who support anything that comes out of Obama's mouth. If he said, "We should all give Ari (that's me -- he doesn't say this part in parentheses) all of our money and lavish him with all the free boobies he wants." I'd still be like, "Fuck that guy. He's an idiot." Out of pure reflex; that's how used I am to him being an over-flowing bag of douche.
People who tan more than they read (I don't read a whole lot, but I never fucking tan).
People who don't get the "stand right, walk left" concept.
People who like cock-fighting (not gay people, I mean the stuff where roosters rip the shit out of each other -- gay people are fine by me).
People who don't appreciate Will Ferrell.
People who use abbreviations like "lol" after everything they type online, even if it's not funny. (I'm going to school. lol. It's going to be awesome. lol. -- just fucking die).
People who use 'U' instead of 'you', 'R' instead of 'are' and who type in all sorts of Tourette's Syndrome-induced sporradic caps lock usage like so: U r So GoiNg 2 HelL 4 TaWKinG aB0uT JeSuS LIkE ThaT!!!!111@ (Yes, I'm taking about you JsMom)
Michael Moore (no explanation necessary)
People who don't always offer me sexual favors of my choosing (Goddamn Nuns).
People who think Goonies is a bad movie. (No explanation necessary, "Heeeeeeeeeeyyyyy Yooooouuuuuuuu Guuuuuuuuuys!")
People who dislike other people for having opinions they can't help but have (fucking idiots, what's wrong with those people?)
On that ironic note, I'm done here.
Good motherfuckin' morning, mockers!
:B
"The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it." - George Bernard Shaw 
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You just know that every "real" man on this forum had his dick in his hand as soon as they read that...even without the 2 paragraphs. 
