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Would be interesting to know the story behind this. Methinks in the end, I'd have pity on the wench.
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She was desperate & on the verge of losing the only home she has ever known. If she managed to smuggle the drugs successfully she would have the opportunity to live out her remaining days in serenity in the home she loves instead of being kicked to the curb like a dog. Not only does she share her home with her only companion, her beloved dog, but she shares his bag of dog food too. That poor old woman.
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I have a wild imagination, huh.
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i almost fell out of my chair.
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(04-23-2011, 03:14 PM)Duchess Wrote:
She was desperate & on the verge of losing the only home she has ever known. If she managed to smuggle the drugs successfully she would have the opportunity to live out her remaining days in serenity in the home she loves instead of being kicked to the curb like a dog. Not only does she share her home with her only companion, her beloved dog, but she shares his bag of dog food too. That poor old woman.
See..some of us can read sarcasm..while others..well, you know.
If I were to bet...Granny maybe was paid 3k-5k or so to attempt to smuggle. Not a lot to you and I...but perhaps enough for her to eek out a living for another year.
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?
You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.
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I just knew this thread would have pictures...........but I still looked.
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you clicked on them too.
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My need for finding black hairs is never satisfied.
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Damn and I was hoping that you didn't look quite as close as LC did maggot.
There are some things that just will never interest me enough to take a closer look at, black hairs on an 80 year old womens ass would be pretty close to the top of that list.
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(04-23-2011, 09:04 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Damn and I was hoping that you didn't look quite as close as LC did maggot.
There are some things that just will never interest me enough to take a closer look at, black hairs on an 80 year old womens ass would be pretty close to the top of that list.
Its not the black hair on the end of the 80 year old mules ass, it's the thing dangling off the end of it.
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(04-23-2011, 09:44 PM)Maggot Wrote: (04-23-2011, 09:04 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Damn and I was hoping that you didn't look quite as close as LC did maggot.
There are some things that just will never interest me enough to take a closer look at, black hairs on an 80 year old womens ass would be pretty close to the top of that list.
Its not the black hair on the end of the 80 year old mules ass, it's the thing dangling off the end of it.
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Wow. Granny is in trouble now. Tough times for many, but she made a bad decision for sure.
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Nasty!!! That's just wrong!!!
It's because of stunts like this, that subject many other innocent seniors to pat downs & other special scannings. Which confirms why they don't get a pass because they're really old, and can hardly hold their arms out straight!
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