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Just had a little fire outside.
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04-15-2011, 10:53 PM
I stuck with the 2ft logs and stopped at the 3ft logs. Got rid of the entire winters Sunday papers and a few wind socks. The cat stopped by and said "mellow" and the moon is 3⁄4 full. Orions belt is still tucked safely in the sky and I am stoned like Fred & Barney. But the oatmeal has kicked in and my allergies are semi-alive. The temperature is 42 deg with a lite south-west breeze maybe 5 knots. Puff the magic dragon is real and Felix the cat forgot his suitcase. The used paint I bought looks like my barn and the I am happy. Life is good. Smiley_emoticons_smile The coal train says hello, and I can feel it rumbling under my feet. The damn thing is over 1⁄4 mile away. I wonder what the conductor is eating for lunch?
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04-16-2011, 05:20 AM
Smiley_emoticons_biggrin the "herb" makes you think about things more,dont it...and ya kinda ramble on verbally and stare at shit..but sometimes you may get a lot of stuff/chores done tho in that condition.
Love the smell of a wood fire!
What the fuck is the Felix the cat thing tho?Smiley_emoticons_skeptisch
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04-16-2011, 05:56 AM
(04-15-2011, 10:53 PM)Maggot Wrote: I am stoned like Fred & Barney.


Yabba Dabba Do!

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04-16-2011, 06:24 AM
I love reading the anecdotes of stoners.

Oh!, wait a minute! no I hate it, it's as boring as someone telling you about a dream they had.
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04-17-2011, 04:38 AM
There was me last night, having this awesome dream.

I had like this Jini in my pocket and everytime I rubbed it, a wish came true. Those fucking sand trouts just wouldn't stop trouting, which was a bit of a bother, but after some time I killed them all dead and had them flambee with a bit of Gin. Awesome. Then I watched the sun set during sunset while holding this golden coloured bikini beauty by her Brazilian. She didn't mind, she even said it's a dream come true. Wicked. Then suddenly my toes turned into cucumbers, which was cool really as I sliced them into a delicious salad. With Yoghurt and all. The neighbours didn't mind at all. Especially as I was jumping higher and higher. I woke up when the Brazilian said "Outch!".
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04-17-2011, 11:37 AM
(04-17-2011, 04:38 AM)Mohammed Wrote: There was me last night, having this awesome dream.

I had like this Jini in my pocket and everytime I rubbed it, a wish came true. Those fucking sand trouts just wouldn't stop trouting, which was a bit of a bother, but after some time I killed them all dead and had them flambee with a bit of Gin. Awesome. Then I watched the sun set during sunset while holding this golden coloured bikini beauty by her Brazilian. She didn't mind, she even said it's a dream come true. Wicked. Then suddenly my toes turned into cucumbers, which was cool really as I sliced them into a delicious salad. With Yoghurt and all. The neighbours didn't mind at all. Especially as I was jumping higher and higher. I woke up when the Brazilian said "Outch!".

Have you been drinking with Dick?
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04-17-2011, 11:03 PM
(04-15-2011, 10:53 PM)Maggot Wrote: I stuck with the 2ft logs and stopped at the 3ft logs. Got rid of the entire winters Sunday papers and a few wind socks. The cat stopped by and said "mellow" and the moon is 3⁄4 full. Orions belt is still tucked safely in the sky and I am stoned like Fred & Barney. But the oatmeal has kicked in and my allergies are semi-alive. The temperature is 42 deg with a lite south-west breeze maybe 5 knots. Puff the magic dragon is real and Felix the cat forgot his suitcase. The used paint I bought looks like my barn and the I am happy. Life is good. Smiley_emoticons_smile The coal train says hello, and I can feel it rumbling under my feet. The damn thing is over 1⁄4 mile away. I wonder what the conductor is eating for lunch?

I could totally dig hearing the live show.
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04-17-2011, 11:13 PM
(04-17-2011, 11:37 AM)Maggot Wrote:
(04-17-2011, 04:38 AM)Mohammed Wrote: There was me last night, having this awesome dream.

I had like this Jini in my pocket and everytime I rubbed it, a wish came true. Those fucking sand trouts just wouldn't stop trouting, which was a bit of a bother, but after some time I killed them all dead and had them flambee with a bit of Gin. Awesome. Then I watched the sun set during sunset while holding this golden coloured bikini beauty by her Brazilian. She didn't mind, she even said it's a dream come true. Wicked. Then suddenly my toes turned into cucumbers, which was cool really as I sliced them into a delicious salad. With Yoghurt and all. The neighbours didn't mind at all. Especially as I was jumping higher and higher. I woke up when the Brazilian said "Outch!".

Have you been drinking with Dick?

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