04-16-2011, 10:34 AM
It's apparent that Mock has at least two new "special" members amongst us *cough... JsMom, ALWAYSBITCHIN... cough*. Now, while these members have not specifically broken any forum rules in order to get banned, it's quite clear they are in need of some serious therapy, being how they suffer from the serious forum disease known as shittingupeverythreadtheypostin-itis
I've dealt with this in a few other forums, and have found a successful method which usually results in:
1. Curing the infected member(s) of the aforementioned malady.
2. Containing the disease to a newly created forum section so it can't spread.
3. If the member can't be cured, they will eventually move on to infect another forum.
Now, I know what you all are saying. "Why Kid...how fucking nice of you to offer a suggestion to help these two poor souls. We'd love to help, as we're deeply concenred about not only their well being, but the overall well being of Mock. What, prey-tell, is your idea?"
Well, let me tell you. I suggest that our illustrious leaders, in their ultimate wisdom, create a new user group. They could call it Fucknuggets or some other non-derogatory name. This user group would be limited to posting only in another newly created forum subsection, again being aptly designated with another non-derogatory title (perhaps "Mock's house of fucktardery" would be an appropriate name for this section). Heck, they could even have their own special avatar which is automatically assigned and can't be changed until they are cured of this very nasty disease.
Something along the lines of:
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When, and if the members assigned to this new group learn how to cope with, or are completely cured of the affliction, they may be let out to roam amongst the general Mock public. Or, if the disease is proven incurable, they can just stay there, and hope that others will be eventually shown to have the disease and will be let in to the same group to join them. Liken it to a leper colony..a very successful method of isolating certain folks who just can't fit in with the "norm".
What say ye?
I've dealt with this in a few other forums, and have found a successful method which usually results in:
1. Curing the infected member(s) of the aforementioned malady.
2. Containing the disease to a newly created forum section so it can't spread.
3. If the member can't be cured, they will eventually move on to infect another forum.
Now, I know what you all are saying. "Why Kid...how fucking nice of you to offer a suggestion to help these two poor souls. We'd love to help, as we're deeply concenred about not only their well being, but the overall well being of Mock. What, prey-tell, is your idea?"
Well, let me tell you. I suggest that our illustrious leaders, in their ultimate wisdom, create a new user group. They could call it Fucknuggets or some other non-derogatory name. This user group would be limited to posting only in another newly created forum subsection, again being aptly designated with another non-derogatory title (perhaps "Mock's house of fucktardery" would be an appropriate name for this section). Heck, they could even have their own special avatar which is automatically assigned and can't be changed until they are cured of this very nasty disease.
Something along the lines of:
When, and if the members assigned to this new group learn how to cope with, or are completely cured of the affliction, they may be let out to roam amongst the general Mock public. Or, if the disease is proven incurable, they can just stay there, and hope that others will be eventually shown to have the disease and will be let in to the same group to join them. Liken it to a leper colony..a very successful method of isolating certain folks who just can't fit in with the "norm".
What say ye?
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?
You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.
You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.
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