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#1
04-19-2011, 11:43 AM
Dear Guy Who Drives A Scooter To Class,

I get it. You're progressive, eschewing a normal vehicle for one that maxes out at 20mph in order to save money on gas. That's fine. I respect that. You probably laugh at me and the 18 miles per gallon I get in my vehicle.

But...

If I pull into the parking lot one more time and get excited because there is a space close to the building, only to pull halfway in and have to stop suddenly because your glorified Schwinn is parked in a full-sized parking space, I smash that piece of shit scooter, come find you....and then I will fucking cut you.

Cordially,

Ari
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04-19-2011, 11:49 AM
OK, I can live with bitch-slapping those people.
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04-19-2011, 02:13 PM
Print that and put it on his damn scooter!

I hate people who think their car is so fucking precious they deserve to park it diagonally across two spaces.

I also have a personal pet peeve with people who make me wait while they back in to a parking place vs. just turning right in to it. I don't see the logic either (whatever time they save in their getaway is eaten up by the amount of time it takes them to park).
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04-19-2011, 06:08 PM
Apparently username has never robbed a store. Or shoplifted. (I assume it's men who back in. I think it is a penis thing. Pussies don't go in reverse...)

Ari,

Somebody has to volunteer their legal services. I am putting my money on the cheap guy. I see you pulling pro bono duty only if she has big tits...

(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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04-19-2011, 06:10 PM
i ALWAYS back in. academy training. ready to roll!

















































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04-19-2011, 06:18 PM


I prefer to pull out rather than back out in a parking lot so I'll pull in to the spot that has spaces facing each other so I can just drive into the pull out position. Hahaha! Did that make sense to you guys. Jeezus.
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04-19-2011, 06:50 PM
(04-19-2011, 06:10 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: i ALWAYS back in. academy training. ready to roll!

Terribly inconvenient for putting the groceries in the back of the SUV though.
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04-19-2011, 06:54 PM
(04-19-2011, 06:10 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: i ALWAYS back in. academy training. ready to roll!

If you are going to hand out tickets at the grocery store, please give a ticket to all the fatasses that use the electric carts. Those are for old people. If you were otherwise disabled, you would have a wheelchair. Your fatass isn't fooling anyone.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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04-19-2011, 06:56 PM
i didn't do traffic shit. but i used to enjoy scaring the snot out of the NOT disabled who took disabled spots!

















































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04-19-2011, 06:58 PM
If you can't walk all the way to the grocery store door by yourself, you should stay the fuck out of the grocery store.

Just get fast food from the drive through. Those are for fatties and fatties with babies.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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04-19-2011, 07:08 PM
years ago i had to have my rt. knee surgically rebuilt. i had no choice, i had to drive one of those carts in the grocery store. i thought i'd die from humiliation!

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04-21-2011, 03:50 PM
(04-19-2011, 06:18 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I prefer to pull out ......

Me too. Smiley_emoticons_wink
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04-21-2011, 03:51 PM
(04-19-2011, 06:08 PM)Cracker Wrote: Apparently username has never robbed a store. Or shoplifted. (I assume it's men who back in. I think it is a penis thing. Pussies don't go in reverse...)

Ari,

Somebody has to volunteer their legal services. I am putting my money on the cheap guy. I see you pulling pro bono duty only if she has big tits...

...and willing to show them to me.
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