LC, ya might enjoy this

[thekid65]

Doesnt belong in the crime forum, but just a blog from a cop about his trials and tribulations. Can you relate?

http://viewsfrommysquadcar.blogspot.com/

[Lady Cop]

hey thanks! i'm saving this so i can read all of it, there's a lot.

Thanks very much! :B

[thekid65]

Yeah, there is a lot (well, not too bad..5 pages or so)..one of my favs was:

"And absolutely do NOT duct tape the trigger of your running chainsaw down, then lower your neck onto the whizzing blade out in your back yard where kids coming home from school will find you.

In fact, don't do any of this shit where your friends or family will find you and have to carry that mental image to their graves, or where I have to deal with you after you've been lying there percolating for like 6 weeks.

Yes, I've been on all these calls."


There's something to be said about the selfishness of suicide.

[Lady Cop]

hahahaha that one made me laugh! sick cop humor.

[Cracker]

From today's AJC:

•An undercover Atlanta police officer reported he was able to buy an $8 mixed drink called a “Gorilla Orgy” from an unlicensed “rave” bar on Permalume Place. Other drinks for sale cannot be named in a family newspaper, but that didn’t stop the officer from spending $78 on them. (Hahahaha, APD is funny.)

•A man told Atlanta police his sister-in-law dropped her three kids off at his house the day after he got married. He thought it was unusual because he never speaks to the woman. Three hours after being dropped off the kids called their mom and asked where she was. She showed back up at the house, began waving a gun around and cursing at her children. She was screaming “[Bleep] ya’ll, I’ll kill all of ya’ll,” at the kids as she drove off. (Black crackhead.)

•Flying the friendly skies isn’t cheap, which may explain why an Atlanta woman agreed to give “two strangers” she met near Turner Field $500 for a Delta buddy pass – a highly discounted standby ticket for friends and family of airline employees. The men drove her to the airport and one of the men went to the Delta ticketing area and quickly returned with a ticket. When she tried to board a plane she learned the paperwork was only a reservation. (Black lady looking for a "hookup.")

•Comedian Steve Harvey reported a sack of cash containing $10,000 was stolen from his Piedmont Road offices by a college intern. The student later sent the supervisor a text message stating, “I am gonna get him the money just so I can end this,” according to police. The 22-year-old has not been seen since and has withdrawn from Clayton State. (Brother helping out another brother who helped himself. Who keeps money in a "sack?")

•An Acworth woman returned to her home from a weeklong vacation to find her lingerie spread across her bed alongside a bottle of lotion. (Hahahahahaha, neighbor, for sure.)

•A Conyers police officer quit after an investigation revealed he showed nude photos of women on his cellphone to a 16-year-old female ‘Explorer’ in his charge. (Fat white redneck cop. Fat dudes think everyone likes porn as much as they do.)

•An employee of CNN told police someone is harassing her by signing her up for magazines. She received copies of Star, Foreign Affairs, Men’s Health, Muscle & Fitness, Jet, Hobby Farm Home and Ebony in the month of March. (Lady must be black and freak is a fat white woman.)

•A 31-year-old Lawrenceville woman told police a man she doesn’t know keeps sending her unwanted text messages. The messages sent by “Horace” included “Hey baby how’s your sexy body,” “I saw your picture and thought you were hot,” and “If you text me I will come find you.” (Going with white dude because of the decent spelling and lack of textspeak and ebonics.)

•A Powder Springs home was robbed of a fish tank and Salem cigarettes. (Stereotypes are based on truth. I bet the fish tank was full of carp.)

•A 17-year-old Buford High School student was jailed on Peeping Tom charges after he was spotted sitting on the roof of a house and looking into a 12-year-old girl’s window. (White creepy pimply dude. If he were black, he would have just gone ahead with the home invasion.)

•A man in camouflage entered a Cobb Parkway business at night and tried to open the safe, but let without stealing anything. (White again. Black dude would have shot someone on the way out for the hell of it.)

[ramseycat]

Crap. It's blocked from work.

[Duchess]

Oh hey! Mock used to be but now she's not. What changed?