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will alqaeda retaliate against the U.S. for Binladens death?
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#41
05-14-2011, 02:55 PM
(05-14-2011, 02:03 PM)concerned Wrote: I bet you have a really tiny penis!!!

Ummmm.... what qualifies as 'really tiny'?

Familiar with the term 'thumbcock'? Is that where you're going?

Anyway, Username does have a 'tiny penis'. The clit is often referred to as a 'tiny penis'.

Well done.
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05-14-2011, 03:18 PM
The clit is described as a penis if you are a hermaphrodite. otherwise it's a clit .

I can't believe username let you call her that without retaliation.

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05-14-2011, 03:36 PM
(05-14-2011, 03:18 PM)IMaDick Wrote: The clit is described as a penis if you are a hermaphrodite. otherwise it's a clit .

I can't believe username let you call her that without retaliation.

A clitoris is like a minature penis, it has a head and a shaft just like a penis.

You would know this if you had ever seen one before.
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05-14-2011, 03:38 PM
A clit is not a tiny penis. Jesus fucking christ.
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05-14-2011, 05:21 PM
(05-14-2011, 03:38 PM)sally Wrote: A clit is not a tiny penis. Jesus fucking christ.

No one said it was 'literally' a tiny penis. What the fuck is wrong with you and ImaDick??

It 'reacts' like a tiny penis. Holy shit. I'm tired of being the only one around here familiar with a woman's anatomy!
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05-14-2011, 05:27 PM
Ever seen a clit ejaculate? ever seen one take a piss? do you fantasize that you a sucking a miniature dick when you're licking one?

I think it's pretty fucking evident that a clit does not act like a dick, at least not in public.
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05-14-2011, 05:32 PM
(05-14-2011, 05:27 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Ever seen a clit ejaculate? ever seen one take a piss? do you fantasize that you a sucking a miniature dick when you're licking one?

I think it's pretty fucking evident that a clit does not act like a dick, at least not in public.

Next time your down on your lady, watch it. When stimulated, it engorges with blood, like a COCK, DICK.
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05-14-2011, 05:36 PM
That means it is an excited clit, not a dick.

I would never draw a comparison between the two, I guess I'm just nice that way.

Does your wife know you are thinking about dick when your smoochin with the coochie?
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05-14-2011, 05:39 PM
alqaeda all the way to clit in 4 pages. 115 to funny. Men kill me!
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05-14-2011, 05:40 PM
(05-14-2011, 05:36 PM)IMaDick Wrote: That means it is an excited clit, not a dick.

I would never draw a comparison between the two, I guess I'm just nice that way.

Does your wife know you are thinking about dick when your smooching with the coochie?

Dude, your ignorance on this subject is rather revealing. Revealing in the fact you haven't been near a woman's nether regions in recent memory.

Your trying to insinuate that I'm interested in cock is boring (and a poor attempt at a red herring).
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05-14-2011, 05:42 PM
(05-14-2011, 05:39 PM)JsMom Wrote: alqaeda all the way to clit in 4 pages. 115 to funny. Men kill me!

Yes, I'm rather proud of that one. But, Dick keeps talking about Clit and then Dick.

Anything to announce and bring out of the closet, Dick?
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05-14-2011, 05:43 PM
(05-14-2011, 05:32 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Next time your down on your lady, watch it. When stimulated, it engorges with blood, like a COCK, DICK.

dick doesn't know what a clit is, where a clit is or how to stimulate a clit otherwise he would know you are 100% correct.

A clitoris does have a head and a shaft like penis and does behave like a penis when stimulated.

And nothing retards like sally and dick say will change this incontrovertible fact of human anatomy.

dick lacks any sexual skills to go along with his lack of intellectual and social skills.
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05-14-2011, 05:46 PM
(05-14-2011, 05:42 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(05-14-2011, 05:39 PM)JsMom Wrote: alqaeda all the way to clit in 4 pages. 115 to funny. Men kill me!

Yes, I'm rather proud of that one. But, Dick keeps talking about Clit and then Dick.

Anything to announce and bring out of the closet, Dick?

Ummmm, hey shit head, Dick and Clit go together. why would I need to bring that out of the closet?

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05-14-2011, 05:46 PM
(05-14-2011, 05:21 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(05-14-2011, 03:38 PM)sally Wrote: A clit is not a tiny penis. Jesus fucking christ.

No one said it was 'literally' a tiny penis. What the fuck is wrong with you and ImaDick??

It 'reacts' like a tiny penis. Holy shit. I'm tired of being the only one around here familiar with a woman's anatomy!

Fine then, I hope you also refer to the penis as a large clit.

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05-14-2011, 05:48 PM
(05-14-2011, 05:43 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote:
(05-14-2011, 05:32 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Next time your down on your lady, watch it. When stimulated, it engorges with blood, like a COCK, DICK.

dick doesn't know what a clit is, where a clit is or how to stimulate a clit otherwise he would know you are 100% correct.

A clitoris does have a head and a shaft like penis and does behave like a penis when stimulated.

And nothing retards like sally and dick say will change this incontrovertible fact of human anatomy.

dick lacks any sexual skills to go along with his lack of intellectual and social skills.

Opie, really fuckwad you are more fucked up today than in 2009 when you posted this.

Quote: Ordinary Peephole Wrote:
Yes, last year I was diagnosed with delusional psychosis, I have been taking medication ever since and my symptoms are more or less now under control.


I'm betting on less.


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05-14-2011, 05:48 PM
Not only have I made dick bite like a big guppy and have a little man bitch tantrum I have also discovered that dick doesn't now what, where or how a clit works.

Smiley_emoticons_smile

Another day of dick completely humiliating himself and looking even more like a fucking tool than the day before.
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05-14-2011, 05:50 PM
(05-14-2011, 05:48 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: Not only have I made dick bite like a big guppy and have a little man bitch tantrum I have also discovered that dick doesn't now what, where or how a clit works.

Smiley_emoticons_smile

Another day of dick completely humiliating himself and looking even more like a fucking tool than the day before.

know


Quote: Ordinary Peephole Wrote:
Yes, last year I was diagnosed with delusional psychosis, I have been taking medication ever since and my symptoms are more or less now under control.

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05-14-2011, 05:50 PM
(05-14-2011, 05:43 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: dick lacks any sexual skills to go along with his lack of intellectual and social skills.

Hey, there are certain subjects I don't touch, and this (a woman's anatomy) is one that Dick shouldn't be touching. Pun intended.
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05-14-2011, 05:53 PM
(05-14-2011, 05:50 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(05-14-2011, 05:48 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: Not only have I made dick bite like a big guppy and have a little man bitch tantrum I have also discovered that dick doesn't now what, where or how a clit works.

Smiley_emoticons_smile

Another day of dick completely humiliating himself and looking even more like a fucking tool than the day before.

know
Quote: Ordinary Peephole Wrote:
Yes, last year I was diagnosed with delusional psychosis, I have been taking medication ever since and my symptoms are more or less now under control.



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