MEN & CLEAVAGE

[SyberBitch]

I've encountered little dudes like that, I always want to press the palm of my hand to their forehead & give 'em a hearty shove.

You could just lean forward and jab your boob into their eye. I bet they would back the fuck up then!

[SyberBitch]

The problem is, many men overestimate how charming and attractive they are, so when they think they're really hitting it off with a good looking woman, little does he know she's merely being polite and is privately ready to scream in frustration that some creepy guy won't leave her alone.

I'm sure that's never happened to any men in Mock, of course.

of course, men also labor under the delusion that displaying their cock to a woman, will cause her to go into a frenzy and fall onto it with her mouth.

In reality, it's more likely to cause her to bust out laughing.

[SyberBitch]

One time I made this real hottie laugh (I can't remmeber the original comment) while she was drinking some sort of drink (Gatoraid I think) and it went through her nose! She choked, spit some out, and was struggling with her nose, making disgusted faces, etc. I had only been talking to her for a minute or two so we didn't know each other well at all. But after she spit up the drink through her nose and mouth from laughing, I said to her, with a fake look of disgust on my face, "In case you were thinking that I might have been coming onto you, you don't have to worry about that anymore. I lost interest." She laughed again and choked pretty good because all of the liquid hadn't fully been drained from her mouth and nose, I guess. ::lmao:: So then I said "Listen, I GET THE HINT."

Did you decide not to flash your winkie at her again? ::dlaugh::

[SyberBitch]

I'm going to admit something embarrassing... I've been to and greatly enjoyed several renaissance faires. Anyway, all the vendors and actors there dress in period clothing that invariably includes pushed up boobs... and I bet there isn't a human alive that doesn't stare at their cleavage.

Ooooh!! Ren Fair! =D

I'm hoping to go to Pennsic War this year. I've always wanted to go.

I'm sure it abounds with cleavage and men in tights

http://www.pennsicwar.org/penn38/

[SyberBitch]

I made ONE bad decision about a man. And BF is not a dysfunctional relationship. You say that just because

Ramsey... can't you ever just let this shit GO?

[SyberBitch]

God helps those who help themselves. ~Benjamin Franklin

I gots me a bucketful o' men on the way then! ::bigg::

[OnBendedKnee]

[user=116]SyberBitch[/user] wrote:

I made ONE bad decision about a man.  And BF is not a dysfunctional relationship.  You say that just because

Ramsey... can't you ever just let this shit GO?

I'm going to go out on a limb and vote, "no".

[The Antagonist]

Syber, somehow I knew you were into the SCA.

I used to have a pony ride consession for my local chapter's fair here. The couple next door to me used to be king and queen of this 'realm' or some nutty shit like that.

They used to practice swordplay in the yard on Tuesday nights.

These nuts talk Olde English even outside the SCA in 'real life'.

They went to Pennsic every year too.

[Middle Finger]

One time I made this real hottie laugh (I can't remmeber the original comment) while she was drinking some sort of drink (Gatoraid I think) and it went through her nose! She choked, spit some out, and was struggling with her nose, making disgusted faces, etc. I had only been talking to her for a minute or two so we didn't know each other well at all. But after she spit up the drink through her nose and mouth from laughing, I said to her, with a fake look of disgust on my face, "In case you were thinking that I might have been coming onto you, you don't have to worry about that anymore. I lost interest." She laughed again and choked pretty good because all of the liquid hadn't fully been drained from her mouth and nose, I guess. ::lmao:: So then I said "Listen, I GET THE HINT."

Did you decide not to flash your winkie at her again? ::dlaugh::

::blowme::

[LuMPyPussy]

I'm going to admit something embarrassing... I've been to and greatly enjoyed several renaissance faires. Anyway, all the vendors and actors there dress in period clothing that invariably includes pushed up boobs... and I bet there isn't a human alive that doesn't stare at their cleavage.

Ooooh!! Ren Fair! =D

I'm hoping to go to Pennsic War this year. I've always wanted to go.

I'm sure it abounds with cleavage and men in tights

http://www.pennsicwar.org/penn38/

If it's like the ones I've been to in California, there's lots and lots of booze too. Wine booths, Guinness booths... and if you dress up, don't forget to bring your own stein. I have a pewter one with a dragon handle. ::

[The Antagonist]

If they're put on by the SCA (Society for Creative Anachronism) that would be them.

There should also be booths where you see some of the guys knocking out suits of armor, some making mead, belly dancers all over, swords for sale and a blacksmith hammering out hand made swords.

I like the bards and the music. If you listen very carefully to the lyrics some are absolutely hysterical!

Non SCA people are called "Mundanes".

[LuMPyPussy]

I wasn't too interested in most of the actors, etc but the vendors had some amazing items for sale, all handmade and pretty expensive. The most fun part was just watching all the freaks. One guy was wearing only tights and shoes and had his face painted like spiderman (this was long before the movies) and a woman that was dolled up like a black cat. Another woman dressed 'normally' in shorts, had diarrhea running down her legs, walking through the crowds without a clue... and she was a young, yuppie looking woman, too. Very strange.

[The Antagonist]

Good God the ones in Ca sound like a regular freak show!

There were a few 'characters' that would show up too but they are not usually part of the SCA but on this coast, nothing like you described!

We had the same kind of vendors there too, jewelry and pewter stuff and other hand made items you wouldn't find anyplace else.

Many of them actually follow each "Faire" because of their SCA associations.

[ramseycat]

I wasn't too interested in most of the actors, etc but the vendors had some amazing items for sale, all handmade and pretty expensive. The most fun part was just watching all the freaks. One guy was wearing only tights and shoes and had his face painted like spiderman (this was long before the movies) and a woman that was dolled up like a black cat. Another woman dressed 'normally' in shorts, had diarrhea running down her legs, walking through the crowds without a clue... and she was a young, yuppie looking woman, too. Very strange.

Is that a joke? She had shit running down her legs and didn't know it? How could you not know? Maybe it was mud. Did you tell her?

Hey lady, um you have um something on your leg. Um, it sorta looks like it might be poop. Um yea, I'mgonna go now.::bvomit::

[LuMPyPussy]

I wasn't too interested in most of the actors, etc but the vendors had some amazing items for sale, all handmade and pretty expensive. The most fun part was just watching all the freaks. One guy was wearing only tights and shoes and had his face painted like spiderman (this was long before the movies) and a woman that was dolled up like a black cat. Another woman dressed 'normally' in shorts, had diarrhea running down her legs, walking through the crowds without a clue... and she was a young, yuppie looking woman, too. Very strange.

Is that a joke? She had shit running down her legs and didn't know it? How could you not know? Maybe it was mud. Did you tell her?

Hey lady, um you have um something on your leg. Um, it sorta looks like it might be poop. Um yea, I'mgonna go now.::bvomit::

Definitely diarrhea, you could smell it several yards behind her. She was walking with her husband/boyfriend, you'd think he would've noticed... and people were walking past and turning around to stare.

[The Antagonist]

Probably so stoned out of her head she didn't even know she shat herself.

[Luke Warmwater]

"and if you dress up, don't forget to bring your own stein."

Ben's gonna like this trip....

[LuMPyPussy]

"and if you dress up, don't forget to bring your own stein."

Ben's gonna like this trip....

Half price if you bring your own little Jewish man. ::thumbs::