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#41
05-26-2011, 04:48 PM
a little Oprah anecdote.

in 1998 i was an onstage guest on her show. (nothing salacious, sorry)
sadly it was during the beef trial so i didn't get to go to Chicago and shop, i had to go to east armpit Texas. hah

however i was treated first-class all the way...from a monster limo that picked me up in Key Largo and took me to Miami airport, and a flight to Fort Worth. where i had to get on a scary as hell prop job to the destination.
another limo ride to a surprisingly nice hotel. all expenses, all booze, anything i wanted the entire time! i even tried to order a couple cowboys from room service. 17 i didn't get those. Signs_173

we taped the show, it was a lot of fun, she was very gracious and thoughtful. sat and chatted in the "green room" which was all set up with goodies.
i was surprised she is almost as tall as i am.

after the taping i went to hotel bar and the entire audience was there and wanted to talk to me and party! it was a blast! those poor Texas people had to be bored because they treated me like a celebrity. :B

all in all i had a great time. but oddly enough the show really bored me over the years, i never watched it after i was on.



















































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05-26-2011, 04:49 PM
(05-26-2011, 04:37 PM)username Wrote:
(05-26-2011, 04:18 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: A black lesbian was never going to get the lickings of a dog around here Duch.

Shes a talk host that has made lots of money doing so good luck Oprah, she's laughing all thr way to the bank bitches.

Michelle Obama, Oprah Winfrey anyone spot the reoccuring theme?

Stop here Don't lie, you're having some pints right now. I know it.

No, I rarely drink during weekdays now, Oprah giving away shit to her audience and helping some black kids through college!

Louis Farrakhan eat your fucking heart out!

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05-26-2011, 04:53 PM
Palin is a retard, I would say the same if she was a hoochie mamma from Baltimore.

Stupid is colour blind.

One thing though the Oprah book club recommendation thing?, the minute my reading list is chosen by a talk show host please kill me.

"I didn't know To Kill a Mocking Bird was a good book until Oprah recommended it to me!"

Congratulations you're a fucking moron!
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05-26-2011, 04:57 PM
(05-26-2011, 04:48 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: [b] a little Oprah anecdote.

in 1998 i was an onstage guest on her show. (nothing salacious, sorry)
sadly it was during the beef trial so i didn't get to go to Chicago and shop, i had to go to east armpit Texas.

I'm dyiing for more details. Better yet, a link! Much as I might not like her (from a distance), that sounds pretty cool.
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05-26-2011, 05:01 PM
(05-26-2011, 04:44 PM)Duchess Wrote:

User, I'm not calling you a racist, I don't happen to think you are, I've read every single post you have ever made & you strike me as being fair & tolerant.

Thank you. 21 I think I need a hug now.














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05-26-2011, 05:12 PM
(05-26-2011, 04:57 PM)username Wrote:
(05-26-2011, 04:48 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: [b] a little Oprah anecdote.

in 1998 i was an onstage guest on her show. (nothing salacious, sorry)
sadly it was during the beef trial so i didn't get to go to Chicago and shop, i had to go to east armpit Texas.

I'm dyiing for more details. Better yet, a link! Much as I might not like her (from a distance), that sounds pretty cool.

Oprah is very very possessive of her property, and when someone tried to post the show online, it was removed right away. i have my own personal tape, but that's all.


















































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05-26-2011, 05:17 PM
(05-26-2011, 05:12 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: Oprah is very very possessive of her property, and when someone tried to post the show online, it was removed right away. i have my own personal tape, but that's all.

Pooh. I heard somewhere that there's a 25 year Oprah boxed DVD set. Maybe I'll buy it, find your show and then send the entire set to Maggot for Christmas.




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05-26-2011, 05:20 PM
(05-26-2011, 05:17 PM)username Wrote: Pooh. I heard somewhere that there's a 25 year Oprah boxed DVD set. Smiley_emoticons_wink

And they consider Water Boarding torture. Hmmmph.
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05-26-2011, 05:29 PM
Who the fuck would want a boxset of a fucking talk show?
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05-26-2011, 05:32 PM
(05-26-2011, 04:57 PM)username Wrote:
(05-26-2011, 04:48 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: [b] a little Oprah anecdote.

in 1998 i was an onstage guest on her show. (nothing salacious, sorry)
sadly it was during the beef trial so i didn't get to go to Chicago and shop, i had to go to east armpit Texas.

I'm dyiing for more details. Better yet, a link! Much as I might not like her (from a distance), that sounds pretty cool.

See?, user is still desperate to touch the magic that is Oprah!

(I have never seen her show by the way, just parodies of it on comedy shows).

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05-26-2011, 05:32 PM
(05-26-2011, 05:29 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: Who the fuck would want a boxset of a fucking talk show?

i suspect she's joking. hah

maybe not, people will buy anything.

i'd show the tape to Maggot after i gave him about 13 beers and lashed him to a chair. Cheers


















































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05-26-2011, 06:03 PM
(05-26-2011, 05:32 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: See?, user is still desperate to touch the magic that is Oprah!

It's LC's magic I wanna touch. Smiley_emoticons_fiesSmiley_emoticons_razz
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05-26-2011, 10:00 PM
My 3 sons, My favorite martian, Gomer pyle USMC, H.R. Puffinstuff, The 6 million dollar man, Welcome back Kotter, Barney Miller, Taxi, Fucking Rhoda................anything but Oopra. Almost as bad as that stick in your eye guy Dr. Phil. I would rather watch "The View" but you better have a goddamn gun.
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05-26-2011, 10:19 PM
I get a kick out of Joy Behar. Wasn't she once on The View?







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05-26-2011, 10:33 PM
How the hell would I know? I walk past that show on a tele and I break out in a trot.
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