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#21
07-07-2011, 05:03 PM
(07-07-2011, 04:20 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: not sure what was funny. oh well.
you'll see, Dick and Cracker are meanies. Smiley_emoticons_wink
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#22
07-07-2011, 05:04 PM
(07-07-2011, 05:00 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: 70 mmmm veal oscar 39


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#23
07-07-2011, 06:19 PM
(07-07-2011, 04:10 PM)Jinxie Wrote: ROFL..............I doubt that. I have been known to throw out some pretty nasty swears....hah

Oh you!

I really couldn't give a motherfucking cunt hair what nasty "swears" you throw out you fucking braindead dingbat.
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07-07-2011, 06:20 PM
(07-07-2011, 05:03 PM)Jinxie Wrote: Yes I read the rules and will try to follow them.

Do more than try, strive.
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#25
07-07-2011, 06:44 PM
(07-07-2011, 02:40 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: hello Jinxie, welcome to Mock. Smiley_emoticons_smile

i'm not sure how "welcoming" some of the members are. in fact, some are big meanies. hah

I think LC just called some of us fat.

What a meanie.
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#26
07-07-2011, 10:21 PM
Shit, ROFL.

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07-08-2011, 05:24 AM
(07-07-2011, 10:21 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Shit, ROFL.


Drunk?

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07-08-2011, 09:16 AM
ROFLMAO, LOL
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#29
07-08-2011, 10:35 AM
(07-08-2011, 05:24 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(07-07-2011, 10:21 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Shit, ROFL.


Drunk?

Dicks workmates in his "wonderful new career" at Home Depot slip Jack Daniels in his coffee to try and make him more tolerable to work with.

"Senor deek is not so much of a pendejo when he iz drunk"
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07-08-2011, 10:58 AM
Those cheap ass motherfuckers, jack daniels is a poor mans drink.

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07-08-2011, 11:04 AM
Those cheap ass motherfuckers they could at least use Crown.
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#32
07-08-2011, 11:09 AM


I got terribly shit faced on Southern Comfort as a teen, barfing out the door & went around a turn & fell right out of the goddamn car.
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#33
07-08-2011, 06:47 PM
(07-08-2011, 11:09 AM)Duchess Wrote:

I got terribly shit faced on Southern Comfort as a teen, barfing out the door & went around a turn & fell right out of the goddamn car.

That explains the dementia.
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07-08-2011, 07:08 PM
Have you ever been in a taxi and then?......"pull over driver"
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07-08-2011, 07:22 PM
(07-08-2011, 07:08 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Have you ever been in a taxi and then?......"pull over driver"

Never meet one I liked that much.
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07-08-2011, 07:26 PM


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07-08-2011, 07:33 PM
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07-09-2011, 11:02 PM
I've been riding shot gun down the interstate w/window down barfing my guts up going 70+mph. Good times!
It's the hint of arsenic that gives it that extra kick.
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07-18-2011, 11:59 AM
(07-08-2011, 11:09 AM)Duchess Wrote:

I got terribly shit faced on Southern Comfort as a teen, barfing out the door & went around a turn & fell right out of the goddamn car.

Ouch! :O
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#40
07-18-2011, 12:07 PM
(07-18-2011, 11:59 AM)Jinxie Wrote: Ouch! :O


Winter time in the North Country. Snow cushions everything.

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