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Obeying the powers
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07-18-2011, 08:09 AM
Hullo. I am introducing myself as per instructions.

My name is Mary and I am a recovering lurker.

My turn-ons are Pop-Tarts, red meat and air conditioning.

My turn-offs are loud noises, polyester and bitches what kill their children and get away with it. Twat
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07-18-2011, 08:12 AM
Hullo. I am introducing myself as per instructions.

My name is Mary and I am a recovering lurker.

My turn-ons are Pop-Tarts, red meat and air conditioning.

My turn-offs are loud noises, polyester and bitches what kill their children and get away with it. Twat
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07-18-2011, 08:15 AM


Hiya, Mary! Lurker, huh? I keep all the good stuff hidden from lurkers. heh heh
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07-18-2011, 08:15 AM
Oh gawd, I could just die..... I somehow posted this three times. What a maroon.
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07-18-2011, 08:16 AM


Get back in your original thread or I'll have to tell my SuperMod about you. Smiley_emoticons_fies
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07-18-2011, 08:17 AM
What in blazes did I do? I'm monopolizing the board with my superfluous crap. So sorry, Duchess.
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07-18-2011, 08:24 AM


Mock is no place for apologies!

You don't use words liked PWND & OWNED do you? That bullshit sets my teeth on edge.
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07-18-2011, 08:29 AM
No. I'm too square. But I do enjoy a nice round of "cut-a-bitch" when someone shows their stoopidishness. Usually self-flagellation isn't my thang, but I hate when I do stupid shit. Oops
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07-18-2011, 08:31 AM


Pushin' buttons & jerkin' chains is my favorite pasttime so I can understand your desire to play "cut-a-bitch" when encountering the dummies of the world.
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07-18-2011, 08:37 AM
Yeah! What you said. See, I am just working undercover.....you know....doing stupid shit like triple posting so that the stoopids will think I am one of them. Yeah. uhm hum. That's what I was doing.

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07-18-2011, 08:45 AM


I'm pretty sure the triple post isn't your fault on this particular day.
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07-18-2011, 08:47 AM


So..*ahem* Mary, however did you find Mock?
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07-18-2011, 08:48 AM
I am already missing Casey Anthony and her skanky, murderous ass. I might be experiencing withdrawal. (heh..withdrawal) Just biding time until I can see the Casey boards again. *buffing nails*
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07-18-2011, 08:48 AM


hah Fuckin' Monday.

I'm having great difficulty coming up with any snark this morning.
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07-18-2011, 08:50 AM
(07-18-2011, 08:48 AM)Mary Wrote: I am already missing Casey Anthony and her skanky, murderous ass. I might be experiencing withdrawal. (heh..withdrawal) Just biding time until I can see the Casey boards again. *buffing nails*


I play the devils advocate in that thread. Please don't tell LC, I just know she's dying to taser me for it.

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07-18-2011, 08:51 AM
Duchess;
I am a Casey (well, all True Crime) junkie. I grew up in Orlando (yeah, I know) so this whole thing really caught my attention and while browsing through discussions, I came across Mock. Nice to see people saying what they really think without minding their Ps and Qs.
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07-18-2011, 08:53 AM
I, too, take a sadistic pleasure in taking up the unpopular side of a debate. It's fun to fan the flames. "specially when people get all buck wild and foaming at the mouth. I won't tell Lady Cop. She scares me with that taser.
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07-18-2011, 08:55 AM
(07-18-2011, 08:53 AM)Mary Wrote: I, too, take a sadistic pleasure in taking up the unpopular side of a debate. It's fun to fan the flames. "specially when people get all buck wild and foaming at the mouth.


It's the most fun I've ever had with my clothes on, *sigh* but I'm forced to take it away from Mock these days. C'est la vie.

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07-18-2011, 09:26 AM
One of you is a phony female.

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07-18-2011, 09:32 AM
well, i just checked my crotchal region. It's not me. Shew. Just imagine my surprise had I been packing.
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