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Now do I call you Your Royal Highness's or what ?
This has been kinda like breaking into Fort Knox,
well not really but certainly an ummm, interesting
registration process 
However, my compliments to you, you have more info on
missing Celina Cass then anyone, now if only I had the actual address of her home she went missing from, yes, I'm a professional *did I say that ?* dowser, I'd say psychic but I hate that word. Sic-ick is more better.
On a more serious note, I normally help locate missing pets, I at times help locate missing children/persons. This one is above normal weird.
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Can you tell me how many fingers I'm holding up right now?
and do people call you to help find their missing pets?
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Fingers ?? Are you sure you didn't mean Paws ;-
Yes, people actually call me to help locate missing pets, and for alternative healing for their pets. Pet theft & abuse is right up there with child abduction & abuse. Not that all missing pets fall into either category all the time, they do just get lost, and I'm that little voice in their head giving directions...that they follow better than most people do.
Please tell me you love animals and yell hooraaaayyyy !!
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I love animals, but if you were a real psychic you would call the people looking for their animals.
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oh haha funny ! Who do you think hires me, the ones missing ??
Oh my Dog !
Most of them loose their collars, tags and cell phones ! sheez.
If I was a real psychic I'd have won the lottery and we wouldn't be having this chat 
But I am, and I haven't and we are, and it's all good.
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It's all good because Mock needs a phony psychic.
otherwise why would you be here?
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(07-30-2011, 03:23 AM)LadyGrey Wrote: oh haha funny ! Who do you think hires me, the ones missing ??
Oh my Dog !
Most of them loose their collars, tags and cell phones ! sheez.
If I was a real psychic I'd have won the lottery and we wouldn't be having this chat
But I am, and I haven't and we are, and it's all good.
Lady Grey
Shit that has done my head in. No wonder Dick is the only one that understood you, I think that might be fluent Becktalk.
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Well gee golly garwrsh, if you are one of them there "dowsers", why do we have more info than you? Surely you can find a missing kid if you can magically locate fluffy who has "loosed" itself from a silly little collar.
Pray tell, oh seer of bullshit, where are all the missing fuzzy things and children? And also why haven't you conjured up your lottery fortune?
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Oh goodie, I can be Mock's phony psychic, how thrilling !!
Can I be that call 1-900-Psychic Chickie Poo Babe too, or is that asking too much ??
It could be I'm on here because, Mock Rocks. groan, icky poo, that was bad, bad, bad...slapping myself for that one.
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Well Fibonacci Prima,
First I like to do my homework, that means sifting through all the BS from news crews who say NOTHING, and there are far too many of those I watched today...when all I really wanted was a flippen address of the home, not that it's hard to find on the videos, given the town is like 900 people where Celina went missing from...Main street USA is clearly marked, doesn't take a rocket scientist to find on any of the maps...however I have a few steps I follow, a real address is critical as my starting point to dowse any missing anything.
I could just throw up my hands and say "Find Celina" click my heels three times, toss some fairy dust into my cauldron and see where things end up....but do you KNOW how many Celina's there are in the world ?? Neither do I, but betting a whole bunch...I only want the right one ;- Just a few hoops to jump through. The info that is on Mock was everything I searched on a kazillion news articles, but it was all on here nicely in sequence. Did I really need all of this info to tell me if Celina is alive or not, no...I knew that one the nanosecond I saw her poster.
Great seer of bullshit that I am, the missing fuzzy's are all at my house..as I'm also a hoarder  but the children...it's NOT ME, me swears by my fresh spring toads & eye of newt.
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aussiefriend,
Just fluent BS, nothing fancy.
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Oh, the lottery fortune conjuring up of or lack there of, I think I need to buy Major Ed Dames "Remote Viewing Lottery" dvd for that...mahahaha !
Not. I do always win my dollar back, does that count ? 
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Oh my dogs! A psychic in Mock! Are you getting a vibe from me, LG. I just woke up so I'm probably a quiet color right now but I smell coffee brewing so it's only a matter of time before my color changes to jacked up red.
Welcome to Mock, LG.
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Thank you for the hearty welcome Duchess !
Well goll...it sure must have been ESP that I landed on Mock, really, I don't know how I got here, ok, that's a lie...Mock and all the info posted for missing Celina got me here...but I stayed, I was SOOOOO enthralled at all the threads and posts, Exactly what I needed, a real forum with real people, serious, silly and everything in-between. Maybe I did win the lottery!
Well your winding up for the day and I'm winding down for the night...prying the coffee cup out of my hand. Must tend to my I'm only allowed six hours of sleep hanging from my bat cave, Sat is looking SERIOUS, I'll be back for a Sanity break...
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(07-30-2011, 06:29 AM)LadyGrey Wrote: Thank you for the hearty welcome Duchess !
You're most welcome. I'm really diggin' your flamboyant personality. My bitchflake members may prove a harder sell than me. I'm a gracious host so I enjoy welcoming some newbies, "some" meaning, if you're not dumb I'll be able to find something to like about you. 
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I'm sensing a pattern here, kill the newbies with kindness (choke, sputter, spit) then bring in the bitchflakes.
OK, Bring em on, my nails are always in need of sharpening. I don't doubt that if I have a sudden attack of "dumb" I'll be duly bitch slapped. I'll try not to cry like a nine year old girl ;o
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(07-30-2011, 04:50 AM)LadyGrey Wrote: aussiefriend,
Just fluent BS, nothing fancy.
LG
Can we pretend that I am coming into a large amount of money and shit?
addit: also I wouldn't mind a large dose of worldwide adulation, thank you. If you could do that, I will be your friend in here.
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(07-30-2011, 06:49 AM)LadyGrey Wrote: I'll try not to cry like a nine year old girl ;o
Hmmm. Odd how a small irrelevant sentence reminds me of a certain hellhole, particularly the way you ended it with that funny lil' typed icon.
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hello Lady Grey, and we KNOW what happened to HER! :O
i hope you'll be back when i am actually awake/present to admit you into the sanctum sanctorum. 
thanks for the compliment, i do try to stay up-to-the-minute on cases. especially missing children.
wasn't there a dowser in the casey case?
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(07-30-2011, 03:52 AM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: Well gee golly garwrsh, if you are one of them there "dowsers", why do we have more info than you?
I actually believe in this. I have seen it done IRL.
I think everybody is psychic to some degree. Who hasn't had a deja vu? I don't mean the drunk kind like waking up hung over with Dick on your toilet (poor Dick's wife), I mean the other kind.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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