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08-08-2011, 08:20 PM
My name is Thunderella, and I am a noob.

It's taken me awhile to post since I signed up. I'd like to say that I was spending all that time reading the guidelines, but the truth is I am so stricken with message board apathy that I just stopped giving a shit for a few days.

How did I get here? Through Google, but I don't remember what I was Googling. Probably "message board apathy remedy" or some such. Like a lot of your noobs, I've surfed the crime news online, but the websites out there are like whoa! I mean, these idiots flood the tip lines with BULLSHIT. And yes, the majority are moms and grandmoms who should know better. I have always been interested in crime news, but holy fuck, everything has it's limits. I swear some of these people border on tampering with investigations.

The reality TV message boards have also contributed to my burn out. I mean, how can you comment on American Idol or the Bachelorette while being nice? Newsflash: any reality TV show produced after 2005...no, wait...2002...is scripted, or at the very least, the outcome is heavily influenced by the producers. Duh.

Another one of my vices is current events. I'm a news junkie. Let's just say I do need to read several news websites daily, but I am very, very careful to not scroll down to the comments. If I ever feel the need to venture there, I tell my husband to hide the knives. Same with celebrity-type websites.

I think I've come to like animals more than I like people. Except my family of course. Everyone else can go fuck themselves. Since I hit forty, I just don't give a shit.

*sigh* It feels cathartic to be able to type the word "fuck." Almost as orgasmic as actually doing it.

I guess that's it for now. My ass is yours. 116
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08-08-2011, 08:25 PM
welcome to Mock! it's nice to meet you, we've had a small but refreshing influx of people who can form rational coherent sentences recently. thankyou. Smiley_emoticons_smile

















































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08-08-2011, 08:29 PM
but i am getting a visual of Cinderella with a huge ass and redwood-like thighs. hah

















































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08-08-2011, 08:33 PM
Fuck, people. I'm not reading all that shit. I don't know you.

Jesus.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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08-08-2011, 08:34 PM
Wow, you're good!

Except you forgot the stretch marks.
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08-08-2011, 08:37 PM
(08-08-2011, 08:33 PM)Cracker Wrote: Fuck, people. I'm not reading all that shit. I don't know you.

Jesus.


Stop it. You're making me horny.

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08-08-2011, 08:38 PM


She has that effect on people. I've been trying to get in her pants for months.
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08-08-2011, 08:42 PM
i'm making Ms Ella a member. she can spell.

please load an avatar. welcome to Mock. Smiley_emoticons_wink

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08-08-2011, 08:43 PM
Yay! *throws F-bombs*

Thanks, LC.

Duchess: If it's any consolation -- I'm not a lesbian or anything, but I would totally do your avatar. Awink
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08-08-2011, 08:46 PM


I grew up on that river you're close to, Ella. I considered it my playground for a big part of my life & I can't see a body of water without getting homesick for it.
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08-08-2011, 09:08 PM
It definitely has that effect on people! I have wonderful memories as well. Or, I guess I should say...the memories I do have are great. Smiley_emoticons_smile
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08-08-2011, 09:23 PM
(08-08-2011, 09:08 PM)Thunderella Wrote: It definitely has that effect on people! I have wonderful memories as well. Or, I guess I should say...the memories I do have are great. Smiley_emoticons_smile

Oh, Shit!! Just get your 3-way on already, Thunderella (aka Battleaxe), Duch's Avatar and Cracker.
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08-08-2011, 09:27 PM
Thunderella reminds me of Sister Margaret she had something going on under that black sheet/dress she wore. Sometimes she wore sneakers which made her cool.
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08-08-2011, 09:52 PM
I'm wasting waaaay too much time looking at avatars. No Cinderella with thunder thighs. :(
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08-08-2011, 10:15 PM
Thunderella. Cindy's hefty "queen sized" sister.

Whatever.
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08-08-2011, 10:55 PM
Are you Canadian? I work with a Canadian (the white kind, not the Southern kind of "Canadians"). She's a big bitch. I don't mean she has a horrible personality, I mean she's a BIG bitch. She could cup a watermelon with her hands.

You can't dress a big bitch up and make them look right...
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(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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08-08-2011, 10:59 PM
Cracker, have I told you lately....
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08-08-2011, 11:08 PM
She has to wear chunky heels. I guess to support her.

Like this, but without the style:
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I don't know where she finds them.

And she's crosseyed. Not really crosseyed, but her eyes are all fucked up looking. Like a seagull kinda.

She works really hard and is super organized. Anal fucking Canadians. I know she secretly hates me because I don't have to put in much effort to do the job, I just know the stuff.

She told me she choked one time while her husband was in the shower and she had to throw herself against the counter to dislodge the food. I don't why, but I laughed my ass off as soon as she left.

I wonder if people at work are as fucked up as I am. God knows what they think about me. They never have the balls to tell me.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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08-08-2011, 11:09 PM
(08-08-2011, 10:59 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: Cracker, have I told you lately....

Smiley_emoticons_wink You don't have to. Smiley_emoticons_smile
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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