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The required newbie torture intro
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08-10-2011, 03:50 PM
(08-09-2011, 10:41 PM)Cracker Wrote: Why are black people so loud?

Why do black people always crack their chewing gum? And is it necessary to do it that fucking loud?!

And why don't any of them know how to swim??
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08-10-2011, 03:51 PM


Have you ever tried just asking them why?
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08-10-2011, 03:57 PM
(08-09-2011, 10:45 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I happen to be a retarded black person . . .

Hey, Dawg!

Wazzup wid da gumz crackin' an da no colored lifeguards bein' on da Baywatch?

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08-10-2011, 03:58 PM
I've actually considering asking about the swimming, but I might get punched if I asked the woman behind me in the checkout line why she is chomping in my fucking ear!
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08-10-2011, 04:00 PM


If I had any black friends I'd ask for you.
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08-10-2011, 04:10 PM
(08-10-2011, 03:50 PM)kitty1 Wrote:
(08-09-2011, 10:41 PM)Cracker Wrote: Why are black people so loud?

Why do black people always crack their chewing gum? And is it necessary to do it that fucking loud?!

And why don't any of them know how to swim??

They're also afraid of dogs. Have you ever seen "Cops" when the officers yell out to the perp that they're gonna send the dogs out? They come running out of their hiding spot begging for the officers to hold the dogs back!! They buy the big pit bulls just for show!
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08-10-2011, 04:52 PM
(08-10-2011, 03:51 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Have you ever tried just asking them why?

I have. Several times. They don't answer. Funny how some people can be so fucking loud until you ask them a direct question, then they don't know shit.

I have been told it is attention-seeking male/female attraction behavior. Similar to this:
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That sounds mildly racist to me (in the not kidding kind of way), so I don't know.

If you look at from a generational poverty viewpoint, loud people are the ones in the family that are most prized and get the most attention.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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08-10-2011, 05:00 PM
(08-10-2011, 04:52 PM)Cracker Wrote: loud people are the ones in the family that are most prized and get the most attention.


That's really freaky. Had I been loud & obnoxious like that growing up I would have gotten some attention alright but not the kind you're talking about...and I'm not even touching on the disrespectful aspect of it.

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08-10-2011, 05:08 PM
(08-10-2011, 05:00 PM)Duchess Wrote:

That's really freaky. Had I been loud & obnoxious like that growing up I would have gotten some attention alright but not the kind you're talking about...and I'm not even touching on the disrespectful aspect of it.

Exactly. That's why we have a harder time understanding some people. I always assumed everyone was raised in a similar manner and with similar morals, but it just isn't true.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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