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Ouch this is going to hurt
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08-12-2011, 04:14 PM
Hi all, I am a Newbie. It is Lady Cop's fault, her den has captivated me and I really need to contribute.

As background, I am an old Jersey girl who just moved to rural North Carolina with my terrific husband. So with the move, I have had a lot of drama in my life the last two weeks and ask that you please be gentle.
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08-12-2011, 04:15 PM


Oh dear
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08-12-2011, 04:20 PM
thankyou very kindly...any particular case?

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08-12-2011, 04:25 PM
Has your man had any luvin' since January, February, June or July?
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08-12-2011, 04:26 PM


I bet she makes her man a sammich.
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08-12-2011, 04:28 PM
Without him having to ask!
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08-12-2011, 04:29 PM


I could tell immediately!
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08-12-2011, 04:30 PM


*sniff sniff*

Chicken soup. Smiley_emoticons_fies
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08-12-2011, 04:56 PM
L.C. is a very popular gal. Everyone loves her. Smiley_emoticons_smile Don't fuckup dipshit.
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08-12-2011, 05:37 PM
They make it hurt, and make you like it. hah
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08-12-2011, 07:03 PM
Wants to be treated gently but is fascinated by grissly murders and crimes.

Go fucking figure.
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08-12-2011, 07:07 PM
So you moved with your terrific husband...did you leave the body of your shitty husband buried in jersey? Was his name Guido? Do you have a bumpit?
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08-12-2011, 08:10 PM
Thanks all for the warm, warm welcome! Smiley_emoticons_wink

LC, It was the Celina Cass case that drew me in.
user...too funny I hadn't thought of that irony.
bluetiki...of course, many, many, many, many times...

As for sammiches, he is very capable of making his own.
And yes, I can make a mean chicken soup when necessary.
No Guido's left behind, but there might be some somewhat warm bodies left in the wake of our quick move.

As for New Jersey, there really is a reason why it is called the Garden State. I know that's hard to believe.


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08-12-2011, 08:29 PM
i made you a member, please load an avatar. Smiley_emoticons_smile

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08-12-2011, 08:54 PM
Autumn is my time.

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08-13-2011, 01:47 AM
*sigh*
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08-13-2011, 08:13 AM
(08-13-2011, 01:47 AM)IMaDick Wrote: *sigh*

poor beleaguered put-upon Dickie. here i let another one in. that's simply shocking! we don't want new members! this is a forum! bugger off, we're full!

i'm still waiting for all the gloom and doom predictions of every single newbie actually being a troll to come true. waiting. waiting. waiting...*sigh* 45

because if a troll did get in i have no way to get rid of it! HORRORS! ::scared::

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08-13-2011, 08:19 AM


I love that sign! hah
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08-13-2011, 08:25 AM


Many trolls think we are full of ourselves, that we are elitist. I kind of promote that simply because we are more intellectual than sites that are similar in nature to Mock. I don't see anything wrong with that & I'm often very proud of the intelligence of my Members. *shrug*.

It is what it is and I make no apologies for it. I love that we are unique in that way.
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#20
08-13-2011, 08:50 AM
So we're better than the average jerkoffs?

That's a comfort.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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