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I'll take a coffee. Thank you.
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08-15-2011, 04:46 PM
I'm old. I'm female and I'm from the East Coast, USA.

I agree to comply with the rules and standards you have established!
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08-15-2011, 04:48 PM
Does this look like mels diner to you? Get your own damn coffee. Sheesh.
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08-15-2011, 04:49 PM
hello and welcome.

old is good. we have some great "old" members! i adore them.

so how did you find Mock? what lured you in? Smiley_emoticons_wink

















































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08-15-2011, 04:53 PM
LOL...I'm old and a female from the East Coast US and also a Newbie, so I'll be nice and gentle and say Welcome....

You might need to read up about sandwiches. And ImaDick is really a mean old grey-haired lady. Smiley_emoticons_wink
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08-15-2011, 04:56 PM
(08-15-2011, 04:48 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: Does this look like mels diner to you? Get your own damn coffee. Sheesh.

Kiss my grits!!

But seriously, I always have to get my own damn coffee. Nothing new there. It's brewing as I type.

(08-15-2011, 04:49 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: hello and welcome.

old is good. we have some great "old" members! i adore them.

so how did you find Mock? what lured you in? Smiley_emoticons_wink

Thanks for the welcome. I had never heard of this forum until I was searching for updates on the johnny clarke and lisa straub story. Found yours in google search (your link was the second link) but couldn't access it.

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08-15-2011, 04:58 PM
that's odd. anyone can read it. maytee does. Smiley_emoticons_smile

i'll make you a member soon. i let the crime people in pretty quickly. after someone like Dickie insults you. hah
just ignore him, we do.

















































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08-15-2011, 04:59 PM
(08-15-2011, 04:46 PM)WooFrigginHoo Wrote: I'm old.


WOULD YOU PREFER ME TO TYPE IN CAPS SO YOU CAN HEAR WHAT'S GOING ON?

BTW - Miracle Ear is offering a free examination through the 20th.


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08-15-2011, 05:00 PM
(08-15-2011, 04:59 PM)BlueTiki Wrote:
(08-15-2011, 04:46 PM)WooFrigginHoo Wrote: I'm old.


WOULD YOU PREFER ME TO TYPE IN CAPS SO YOU CAN HEAR WHAT'S GOING ON?

BTW - Miracle Ear is offering a free examination through the 20th.

eh?


















































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08-15-2011, 05:02 PM
(08-15-2011, 05:00 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: eh?

Effin' Canadians!

It's the French part that really gets me boilin'!

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08-15-2011, 05:10 PM
(08-15-2011, 04:56 PM)WooFrigginHoo Wrote: Thanks for the welcome.

LC only 'welcomes' you because she HAS to. You'll get no AARP card 'free passes' around here, and you'll actually grow to hate most of these people.hah
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08-15-2011, 05:11 PM
Do you make a mean pastrami sammich?
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08-15-2011, 05:13 PM
I forgot the proper spelling of sandwich is "sammich" around here.
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08-15-2011, 05:16 PM
Working my way backwards:

I hate pastrami. Don't even want to touch it. Yuck.

Hate is a strong word. I'm not old enough for one of those AARP cards. You know who I hate? Those cashiers at the stores who ask if I get the senior citizen discount.

I probably could use a hearing aid. I'm always asking, "What?" when people are talking to me. I'm sure it's just from the loud music I listened to years ago on my Sony walkman. Or all of those times I got backhanded by my dad for disagreeing with him. I may be a bit deaf, but I'm not totally blind, so you don't have to type in all caps for my benefit.

Insults? I have 4 sons at home. 3 are 18 and over. I can take insults.


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08-15-2011, 05:20 PM
i'm making you a member now. 4 sons? my god. i have 3, my sympathies! hah

















































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08-15-2011, 05:21 PM
(08-15-2011, 05:20 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: i'm making you a member now. 4 sons? my god. i have 3, my sympathies! hah

Haha, that's awesome. thanks!

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08-15-2011, 05:28 PM
(08-15-2011, 05:16 PM)WooFrigginHoo Wrote: I have 4 sons at home. 3 are 18 and over.

Time to kick 'em out!
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08-15-2011, 06:19 PM
(08-15-2011, 05:28 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Time to kick 'em out!


I've told them to get out. They just ignore me.

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08-15-2011, 06:53 PM
(08-15-2011, 06:19 PM)WooFrigginHoo Wrote:
(08-15-2011, 05:28 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Time to kick 'em out!


I've told them to get out. They just ignore me.


WHOS house is it again? Grow some balls and tell them to get the fuck out...but, there are exceptions. Do they have a job and help with the bills? Are they in College FULL TIME?? Are they disabled? If you answered no to any of these questions, then grow some balls and tell them to get the fuck out!!.....or not, it's your drama.

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08-15-2011, 08:47 PM
One is in school, 2 have jobs and none are disabled. There really isn't too much drama. They stay in the basement and I rarely see them! My youngest son just turned six. He keeps me sane.
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08-20-2011, 08:53 AM
(08-15-2011, 04:53 PM)Harvest Moon Wrote: so I'll be nice and gentle and say Welcome....

You will not do well here.

Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.

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