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09-24-2011, 07:30 PM


I close my eyes if I have to scroll by them, they make me want to hurl.
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09-24-2011, 08:12 PM
Does she paint them? Can you imagine the time involved in painting or removing nail polish from those things?

It made me wonder, why fingernails? Why not....









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09-24-2011, 08:17 PM
The last recorded measuring for the longest toenails in the world was in 1991. Back then Louise Hollis of California won hands down with a combine length of her 10 toenails of 2.21 meters or 87 inches.

Louise Hollis' husband gave her a choice: either he goes or the toenails go. She is now single.
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09-24-2011, 08:45 PM
Insanity takes many forms. I would get her drunk and clip them. What could they possibly get you for? Trimming fingernails?
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09-24-2011, 08:49 PM
(09-24-2011, 08:12 PM)username Wrote: Does she paint them? Can you imagine the time involved in painting or removing nail polish from those things?

It made me wonder, why fingernails? Why not....

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Oh gross! Only shoes those feet can wear are sandals. Man, just imagine cruising through the grocery store and coming upon those toes in a pair of flip flops..

We haven't seen Chris "The Dutchess" Morgan's feet. Maybe she's got some long-ass toe nails too.
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09-24-2011, 09:04 PM
I saw a woman today walking her dog. She sashayed down the street and all you could hear was the flippitty flop flip of her flip flops.
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09-24-2011, 09:09 PM
(09-24-2011, 09:04 PM)Maggot Wrote: I saw a woman today walking her dog. She sashayed down the street and all you could hear was the flippitty flop flip of her flip flops.
I got a woody she was so cute. 116

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09-24-2011, 09:11 PM
(09-24-2011, 08:49 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Oh gross! Only shoes those feet can wear are sandals.

I'm guessing she has to walk on her heels or risk breaking a toenail, right? Can you freaking imagine...?????
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09-24-2011, 09:15 PM
Does she get a handicap plate?
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09-24-2011, 09:17 PM
(09-24-2011, 09:09 PM)username Wrote:
(09-24-2011, 09:04 PM)Maggot Wrote: I saw a woman today walking her dog. She sashayed down the street and all you could hear was the flippitty flop flip of her flip flops.
I got a woody she was so cute. 116

You'll fit right in at the White House.

Yep, Maggot's got President written all over him. He's horny, he's willing to clip a bitch's nasty nails so she can fill out the ballot, and he's pandering for votes by offering up free pickles. I might vote for him.
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