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Eveyone's favorite Merc
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#21
09-11-2011, 09:46 AM
How's the Donkeh? Love the Donkeh.

Are you Canadian or unemployed? Gainfully employed people usually shave for work...

Does all that scruffliness itch? I don't mean down low, I'm pretty sure your nether regions itch, I mean on your face...
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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09-11-2011, 10:04 AM
Guten Abend , schizer der Vogel
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#23
09-11-2011, 10:19 AM
I guess real dolls are a step up from retarded sheep, or lotion filled tube socks.

A little..
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#24
09-11-2011, 10:45 AM
(09-11-2011, 12:44 AM)Riotgear Wrote: Me personally, I like hot skinny chicks. But that's just me.

Too bad 'hot skinny chicks' don't prefer you.

See ya in the Beastiality thread, Bubba.

Be sure and smile for your mugshot.

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#25
09-11-2011, 10:46 AM
RG, where did you go big man?

I understand that you are "Eveyone's favorite Merc", but just who the fuck is Eveyone? Is it your doll's name? Did you name her after your favorite bottled water?

Or, is Eveyone perhaps your mercenary employer? If so, are you being paid handsomely to bring down your target?



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#26
09-11-2011, 01:44 PM
Yes.
No.
Yes.
No.
I guessed based on her law sub forum.
No.
Of course.
I don't know.
I don't know Donkeh. Before my time.
Sometimes.
I used to be at TKR. In charge of the legal Dept. We had a falling out. Now I'm mercenary. Hired gun.
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#27
09-11-2011, 01:47 PM
Jeezuz!

For such an adept forum user, one would think the quote function would be second nature.

Guess that's why menz don't run forums.
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09-11-2011, 01:56 PM
(09-11-2011, 05:55 AM)Duchess Wrote: That's quite a resume.

I don't normally deal too much with newbies but I'm making an exception just for you.

Here's a caveat to my rules ~ If you choose to share your login info with others, I will kick your ass to the curb so fast it will make your head spin.[/i][/size]

Fair enough.

No one has a 'Riotgear' login anywhere I know of. I usually grab the name when I become aware of a place. I imagine if someone does get one before me our difference in style will be readily apparent. I'm aggressive, articulate, informed, complex and full to the brim with bulletproof pride. I do not traffic in PI. I consider that sort of think beneath my considerable skill as a tactician.

Ask the people we know in common regarding my pedigree.





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09-11-2011, 01:58 PM
(09-11-2011, 01:56 PM)Riotgear Wrote: I'm aggressive, articulate, informed, complex and full to the brim with bulletproof pride. I do not traffic in PI. I consider that sort of think beneath my considerable skill as a tactician.

Ask the people we know in common regarding my pedigree.

You're a hireling . . . far from a merc.

If you'll provide the location of the Home Depot, I'll be glad to check your references.

If the day laborers speak English.

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09-11-2011, 01:59 PM


RG, are you aware that you're free to wander around Mock?

Have fun. Smiley_emoticons_wink
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09-11-2011, 02:06 PM
(09-11-2011, 01:59 PM)Duchess Wrote:

RG, are you aware that you're free to wander around Mock?

Have fun. Smiley_emoticons_wink

If he is not by now, it might be advisable for him to stay in here.

I can't believe you thought you had to take the big bad Merc by the hand and lead him through the door.

hah




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09-11-2011, 02:08 PM
(09-11-2011, 02:06 PM)IMaDick Wrote: I can't believe you thought you had to take the big bad Merc by the hand and lead him through the door.

hah

No shit!

So much for "Mr. Pedigree"!

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09-11-2011, 02:13 PM
(09-11-2011, 02:06 PM)IMaDick Wrote: I can't believe you thought you had to take the big bad Merc by the hand and lead him through the door.


I can't believe it either. I'm off my game & I don't have the oomph to swat a gnat...I should have continued to lay low.

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#34
09-11-2011, 02:32 PM
If I can manage to find something interesting I'll be sure to get involved.
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09-11-2011, 02:51 PM
(09-11-2011, 02:32 PM)Riotgear Wrote: If I can manage to find something interesting I'll be sure to get involved.

Have you ever started a thread on a forum? Do you know how to start your own very interesting and exciting thread?

give it shot and stop being a douche.

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09-11-2011, 02:53 PM
(09-11-2011, 02:32 PM)Riotgear Wrote: If I can manage to find something interesting . . .

Yeah . . . like the 'Quote' function.

Clicking on a topic is a real complicated task.

Gosh . . . it's hard to believe your pals at the other venues actually let you wander off.

You're riveting!

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#37
09-11-2011, 04:05 PM
Begging me to post? Well that was easy.

Why thank you Mock. That's so nice of you.
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09-11-2011, 04:17 PM
(09-11-2011, 04:05 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Begging me to post? Well that was easy.

Why thank you Mock. That's so nice of you.

Instructing.

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09-11-2011, 04:25 PM
(09-11-2011, 04:17 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(09-11-2011, 04:05 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Begging me to post? Well that was easy.

Why thank you Mock. That's so nice of you.

Instructing.

Sarcasm.
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09-11-2011, 04:27 PM


No one gets my sarcasm either. Smiley_emoticons_slash
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