RANTINGS OF A LUNATIC

[ramseycat]

Chubby?? I am not chubby. I am fat. Easily 250. Too bad that shawl didn't show it properly. Maybe this summer when it's not 20 below in the office I will flap my wings for you.

[Cracker]

Styling is what you do before you leave the house.

I am so fucked. :(

It doesn't have to be straightened. I wear my hair in soft waves sometimes, I just put product in it to make the waves lay right. And women should ALWAYS do the front. It bothers the fuck out of me when someone's hair isn't styled in the front and has fucked up cowlicks or is laying the wrong way. I want to fix their head somehow without touching their hair.

"Blow and go" is a lie.

[Cracker]

Too bad that shawl didn't show it properly.

Who still says that?

No, it's fine, it showed. Everybody puts on their winter ten so I won't give you too much shit. Maybe you are short. But be careful about your arms. If they get too fat, you will have wings. If you aren't planning on losing it, don't worry about it.

I feel badly for people who lose 100+ lbs. and end up with extra hanging skin. Of course it is much better for you not have all that extra weight, especially the visceral fat, but looking worse than before has to be heartrending.

(I just looked at the bottle, it's Paul Mitchell Tea Tree Lavender Mint, freaking awesome. Try it.)

[ramseycat]

You are so helpful Cracker. I appreciate your advice and will give it the consideration it deserves.

[Older Than Dirt]

What a way to start my Sunday ! Yes, I said start. I think this thread should be called Rantings of THE Lunatics. Seems I'm may be starting to have bladder control problems. Don't make me pee from laughing so hard. My bathroom is upstairs !!

[JsMom]

Awww :( You Bastards are sooo mean to our elders. Bitches

[Duchess]

I don't understand what you mean, I didn't see anyone dissin' OTD.

[JsMom]

I don't understand what you mean, I didn't see anyone dissin' OTD.

They made OTD piss her pants! I assume.

[Clang McFly]

Chubby?? I am not chubby. I am fat. Easily 250.

You look nowhere near 250.

[Cracker]

Chubby?? I am not chubby. I am fat. Easily 250.

You look nowhere near 250.

Are you two going to hook up? That's what it seems like to me.

Neither one of you can be too picky at this point. I think it's great you found each other.

Clang, if you were a good judge of 250 you wouldn't be 300. I think most fat people aren't good at math because they don't understand things like average height/weight and caloric intake and 20 minutes of exercise. I don't blame you for stuffing all that food down your craw, I blame your 4^th grade math teacher. She made you fat.

See how I fixed everything for everybody? I really don't see how you people live without me.

[Clang McFly]

I blame your 4^th grade math teacher. She made you fat.

Genetics and my jealousy of my brothers made me fat. Believe it or not I was the skinny one in the family until I saw that my 4 brothers would come back for second and third helpings at dinner and there would be no leftovers for me. So I became jealous and started overeating and ate second and third helpings myself.

[ramseycat]

While I would be honored to go out with man of Clang's caliber, I wouldn't put him through that. Plus, he's to old for me.

[Cracker]

Are you sure ramsey? Because I really do think he's hitting on you.

Is it the crossdressing? Is that a deal breaker? Because he is alone and you are alone and he comes with food stamps and he can probably cook as well as you can and he might be hung like a horse. Could you maybe deal with one hour of crossdressing a week?

Clang, you willing to give that up to have a normal life? It's not like you could ever "pass" so you aren't giving up much. Maybe she will get you silky pajamas...

[ramseycat]

Clang us NOT wearing my silky Jammie's. While the food stamps are enticing, I prefer a younger man. You know, so I can raise him right.

[Duchess]

I prefer a younger man. You know, so I can raise him right.

[aussiefriend]

I like my men, barely legal.

[Older Than Dirt]

Hell yes ! Men are at their peak about 19-20. Women peak at about 35 Yrs. Where are all you at with this info???? Me, I'm out of it .

[aussiefriend]

Hell yes ! Men are at their peak about 19-20. Women peak at about 35 Yrs. Where are all you at with this info???? Me, I'm out of it .

OTD not so fast, Ramsey said she preferred younger men, I am just continuing in the dialogue. I am trying to stay on topic here.

Hey OTD, that pic I posted in the Revenge thread, reminded me of you, I wonder if I am right?

[Older Than Dirt]

Just checked it out. How the fuck did you get my picture?

[NightOwl]

Hell yes ! Men are at their peak about 19-20. Women peak at about 35 Yrs. Where are all you at with this info???? Me, I'm out of it .

so this is why so many older women have a boy toy.