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(10-18-2011, 12:56 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: Only if she lets me run my mouth, with her, in harmony.
Like a mantra I say, get a job fuck face.
I always see several grown men in the middle of the day sitting on a goddamn living room sofa in the yard drinking out of brown paper bags. Their homes are hovels but they all have awesome vehicles. I see their bitches walking up & down the middle of the street all tarted up carrying Coach bags. You have no idea how badly I always want to stop and ask to look at the hardware on their bags, if I were to discover they were authentic Coach bags I'd want to beat them with it.
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(10-18-2011, 11:19 AM)ESAD Wrote: *pisses in corner of thread*
(10-18-2011, 11:21 AM)Duchess Wrote:
Off with your head!
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He no longer has any credibility with me after appearing on WWF...and besides, he's an old man now, I could kick his ass.
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No one fucks with the chuck bitch.
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(10-18-2011, 02:36 PM)ESAD Wrote: No one fucks with the chuck bitch.
He's 71 yrs. old. I will fuck him up. One swing of my big ass handbag will take him the hell out. There will be two hits, me hitting him & him hitting the floor.
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Hahaha! 
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I'm not old enough to be a granny, damnit! Take that back right now!
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Let me smoke a lil' weed & I'll get back to you.
I got some weed the other night that reeks terribly. I shoved it in my desk drawer & when I returned early the next morning it smelled like a skunk in here. Strangely enough it has a lovely taste, sorta/kinda like pineapple.
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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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How the hell did you know that? I thought it was a joke.
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Duchess, are you unfamiliar with SpongeBob Square Pants? There are many who feel Sponge and his buddy Patrick are gay. Look into it if you've got hours on your hands to waste.
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I think I'll just stay oblivious. Thanks.
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you are oblivious try or not.
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(10-18-2011, 04:35 PM)Duchess Wrote:
I think I'll just stay oblivious. Thanks.
By missing out on Spongebob you are missing out on life.
It is one of the few TV shows my daughter watches that I can enjoy just as much as she does.
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
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What the fuck about Pingu bitch!
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(10-18-2011, 04:44 PM)ESAD Wrote: you are oblivious try or not.
Bite me, bitch.
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