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#21
10-18-2011, 06:12 PM
(10-18-2011, 04:49 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: You know for a fact that no woman alive today understands the offside rule.


Guns

It has something to do with having some defenders between you and the goal. I think. Smiley_emoticons_slash

But if sportscasting were my job, I'd be an expert in the sport, dammit.
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10-18-2011, 07:38 PM
I'd like to be a sportscaster. I'd head right in to the locker room to check out the tightends.

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#23
10-18-2011, 08:13 PM
15. The fact that I actually spent the time to read your list.
16. Anything with the prefix or suffix of prima
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10-19-2011, 12:17 AM
so many animals without homes
a snotty chick i work with
my husb when he drinks too much
unsolved crimes
getting up to an alarm clock
my uncle who was the perv
when the dryer is full
people that brag about their kids too much and don't admit they have problems just like everybody else
when i look in the mirror and realize how i've lost my looks
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#25
10-19-2011, 05:01 AM

1. That there's never anything good on TV at 2 AM.
2. When the kids put an empty milk jug back in the fridge.
3. Parent/teacher conferences.
4. Finding out that someone who works with children has been arrested for child porn/molestation.
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#26
10-19-2011, 06:45 AM
I notice no one said they don't like dick, this bothers me to the some extent because a few of them are guys, the women though seem to all be in agreement that dick is good.

That part makes being me a pleasure.

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#27
10-19-2011, 07:50 AM
1) my ex and his mentally ill behavior.
2) one of the unit managers here that is the classic mean girl from high school only we arn't in high school anymore.
3) also when the dryer is full. and the dishwasher.
4) folding the clothes from the dryer.
5) when it's so cold outside your nose freezes when you breathe.
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#28
10-19-2011, 08:21 AM
(10-18-2011, 06:12 PM)username Wrote: Guns

It has something to do with having some defenders between you and the goal. I think. Smiley_emoticons_slash

Swing and a miss.

I would love to explain it to you but I would need the help of a translator, the fact you are a women and American means you know even less about soccer than I thought.
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10-19-2011, 08:38 AM


I appreciate that you called it soccer & not football. Smiley_emoticons_bussi
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#30
10-19-2011, 11:14 AM
(10-19-2011, 08:21 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: Swing and a miss.

I would love to explain it to you but I would need the help of a translator, the fact you are a women and American means you know even less about soccer than I thought.

It's woman and who gives a fuck about soccer? Let's talk about my rack...

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#31
10-19-2011, 11:32 AM
I hate watching sports on TV, it's the most boring thing ever. And I certainly wouldn't pretend to know anything about it just to impress some asshole.

My neighbors dress up in their Steelers shirts and the whole family plays football out in the front yard, the annoying bastards. That's why I let all my beer cans blow in their yard.
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10-19-2011, 12:01 PM
Sally have you ever shoved a beer can up a chickens ass and cooked it?
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#33
10-19-2011, 12:07 PM
(10-19-2011, 12:01 PM)Maggot Wrote: Sally have you ever shoved a beer can up a chickens ass and cooked it?

Who the fuck cooks beer?

Cooking WITH beer; yes.

C'mon, really . . . ?
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#34
10-19-2011, 12:09 PM
(10-19-2011, 12:01 PM)Maggot Wrote: Sally have you ever shoved a beer can up a chickens ass and cooked it?

i'm not Sally, sorry. but it gives a good result. the chicken needs to be dead first.[Image: chickenchef.gif]

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#35
10-19-2011, 12:14 PM
(10-19-2011, 12:01 PM)Maggot Wrote: Sally have you ever shoved a beer can up a chickens ass and cooked it?


Actually I have a little contraption where you pour the beer into a tube and sit the birds ass on top of it before cooking him.

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#36
10-19-2011, 12:32 PM
Smiley_emoticons_biggrin I've never tried it myself but was wondering how to do a Turkey like that.
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10-19-2011, 12:36 PM
(10-19-2011, 12:09 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: the chicken needs to be dead first.

Killjoy.
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#38
10-19-2011, 01:02 PM
(10-19-2011, 12:32 PM)Maggot Wrote: Smiley_emoticons_biggrin I've never tried it myself but was wondering how to do a Turkey like that.

For a turkey you could use one of those big cans of Fosters beer so the turkey stands up better or you could just buy a device specially made for it like I did. Or you could just make one, you're a handy guy and I bet you could find something in all that junk in your garage.
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#39
10-19-2011, 01:48 PM
This talk of cooking with beer reminds me of another thing I hate.

15. People who like Sam Adams and can't respect that I don't like it. No I don't care that this one tastes better than the others I'm not going to drink that fucking swill. Give me a bud light or miller lite and STFU.
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#40
10-19-2011, 01:55 PM
I hate Sam Adams. Not only does it taste like shit, but it gives me a headache.
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