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10-19-2011, 04:47 PM
So when do I get to be a member and lose my virginity?
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10-19-2011, 04:55 PM
Well, Krystalshores i can help with half of that...

Welcome btw :hug:
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10-20-2011, 02:04 AM
(10-19-2011, 03:15 PM)MikeyA Wrote:
(10-19-2011, 03:05 PM)krystalshores Wrote:
(10-19-2011, 02:46 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: Or nitpick?
Me too. But the last time I was doing it I was standing in a Kid's R Us at the mall watching a store worker at Victoria's secret take panties off a mannequin. It gave me a full-on rager.

Now I'm banned from Kids R Us. And I didn't do a thing!

Creepy

Whatever. Have you seen how realistic the mannequins at Victoria's Secret are nowadays? They have nipples.... NIPPLES!


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10-20-2011, 05:30 AM
(10-20-2011, 02:04 AM)MikeyA Wrote: Whatever. Have you seen how realistic the mannequins at Victoria's Secret are nowadays? They have nipples.... NIPPLES!


I was going to rag on you for getting a boner over a mannequin but I just saw your photo & you get a pass...in this instance anyway.

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10-20-2011, 05:52 AM
I want a real doll, i will have the Britney model please

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10-20-2011, 06:10 AM
This was disappointing........
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10-20-2011, 06:24 AM
Never like they look on the adverts huh? Smiley_emoticons_smile
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10-20-2011, 06:37 AM
(10-19-2011, 04:47 PM)krystalshores Wrote: So when do I get to be a member and lose my virginity?

That is for LC to decide.

My guess would be as soon as you stop offering us nothing but mindless pink lettered drivel.

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10-20-2011, 10:38 AM
(10-20-2011, 06:37 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:
(10-19-2011, 04:47 PM)krystalshores Wrote: So when do I get to be a member and lose my virginity?

That is for LC to decide.

My guess would be as soon as you stop offering us nothing but mindless pink lettered drivel.

Why dont you like the pink? What's up with the pink Ninja? Is it secretly your favorite color? You're just too shy to admit it to your keyboard pal friends? Just admit it. It does look good against the black, doesn't it?
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10-20-2011, 11:18 AM
(10-20-2011, 10:38 AM)krystalshores Wrote: Why dont you like the pink? What's up with the pink Ninja? Is it secretly your favorite color? You're just too shy to admit it to your keyboard pal friends? Just admit it. It does look good against the black, doesn't it?

Its the continuing drivel aspect I am far more concerned with than the pink writing. My theory was the pink writing was the only thing that distinguishes you in anyway, a theory that is looking more and more valid as time passes.
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10-20-2011, 11:31 AM
(10-19-2011, 04:55 PM)ESAD Wrote: Well, Krystalshores i can help with half of that...

Welcome btw :hug:

(10-20-2011, 11:18 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:
(10-20-2011, 10:38 AM)krystalshores Wrote: Why dont you like the pink? What's up with the pink Ninja? Is it secretly your favorite color? You're just too shy to admit it to your keyboard pal friends? Just admit it. It does look good against the black, doesn't it?

Its the continuing drivel aspect I am far more concerned with than the pink writing. My theory was the pink writing was the only thing that distinguishes you in anyway, a theory that is looking more and more valid as time passes.

So what I've figured out about you...you are a cynical guy who wishes he was a ninja with muscles that likes to pick on people behind a monitor because he is NOT a Ninja with BIG muscles. Your favorite color is pink and your word is drivel. What else would you like to share? Do you own a sword too?
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10-20-2011, 11:36 AM
(10-20-2011, 11:31 AM)krystalshores Wrote: So what I've figured out about you...you are a cynical guy who wishes he was a ninja with muscles that likes to pick on people behind a monitor because he is NOT a Ninja with BIG muscles. Your favorite color is pink and your word is drivel. What else would you like to share? Do you own a sword too?

My username has a long and varied history which you know nothing about, the ninja part is almost incidental. You are correct I like to badger idiots online, that is one of the main purposes of Mock so I suggest you prepare yourself before you are allowed entry.

As for being allowed entry, virgin mockers are usually let in by now but here you are still waiting like a newb at the gate, YOU are probably the reason for the delay, so smarten up or ship out.

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10-20-2011, 11:41 AM
(10-20-2011, 11:36 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:
(10-20-2011, 11:31 AM)krystalshores Wrote: So what I've figured out about you...you are a cynical guy who wishes he was a ninja with muscles that likes to pick on people behind a monitor because he is NOT a Ninja with BIG muscles. Your favorite color is pink and your word is drivel. What else would you like to share? Do you own a sword too?

My username has a long and varied history which you know nothing about, the ninja part is almost incidental. You are correct I like to badger idiots online, that is one of the main purposes of Mock so I suggest you prepare yourself before you are allowed entry.

As for being allowed entry, virgin mockers are usually let in by now but here you are still waiting like a newb at the gate, YOU are probably the reason for the delay, so smarten up or ship out.

You never told me about your sword? oh damn, almost forgot your favorite color!
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10-20-2011, 11:45 AM
(10-20-2011, 11:41 AM)krystalshores Wrote: You never told me about your sword? oh damn, almost forgot your favorite color!

Claptrap like this will not impress the management and will not facilitate full membership.

You need to show us something more.
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10-20-2011, 11:46 AM
(10-20-2011, 11:41 AM)krystalshores Wrote:
(10-20-2011, 11:36 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:
(10-20-2011, 11:31 AM)krystalshores Wrote: So what I've figured out about you...you are a cynical guy who wishes he was a ninja with muscles that likes to pick on people behind a monitor because he is NOT a Ninja with BIG muscles. Your favorite color is pink and your word is drivel. What else would you like to share? Do you own a sword too?

My username has a long and varied history which you know nothing about, the ninja part is almost incidental. You are correct I like to badger idiots online, that is one of the main purposes of Mock so I suggest you prepare yourself before you are allowed entry.

As for being allowed entry, virgin mockers are usually let in by now but here you are still waiting like a newb at the gate, YOU are probably the reason for the delay, so smarten up or ship out.

You never told me about your sword? oh damn, almost forgot your favorite color!

It's nice that you 2 half wits have come to an understanding.

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10-20-2011, 11:51 AM
(10-19-2011, 04:47 PM)krystalshores Wrote: So when do I get to be a member and lose my virginity?

You have to do the secret member dance.....You Start out by putting a sauce pan on your head, and running around the kitchen 5 times, then stand in front of a mirror and recite 'Candyman' 3 times, if you family hasn't made arrangements for a padded room by then, come back and ask for the next set of stepsSmiley_emoticons_biggrin
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10-20-2011, 11:52 AM
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10-20-2011, 12:07 PM
(10-20-2011, 11:36 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: As for being allowed entry, virgin mockers are usually let in by now but here you are still waiting like a newb at the gate, YOU are probably the reason for the delay, so smarten up or ship out.

I guess you popped my cherry... Muscle Ninja
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10-20-2011, 12:29 PM
(10-20-2011, 11:52 AM)Lady Cop Wrote: you're a member now. Smiley_emoticons_smile

Thanks LC

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10-20-2011, 03:29 PM
This brainiac will take one look at the threads, realise she is in way over her head and disappear forever.

Just like the countless others.
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