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#101
10-27-2011, 10:56 AM
(10-27-2011, 10:43 AM)IMaDick Wrote: So some assholes sent you PM's, I get those also but they all tell me to DIAF.


Everyone will think that is me.

I've never sent Dick a pm telling him to DIAF. I talk naughty to him instead.

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10-27-2011, 10:58 AM
(10-27-2011, 10:04 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(10-27-2011, 09:54 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: There is a love banter between Duchess and Dick and it's a beautiful thing.


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10-27-2011, 11:14 AM
(10-27-2011, 10:56 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(10-27-2011, 10:43 AM)IMaDick Wrote: So some assholes sent you PM's, I get those also but they all tell me to DIAF.


Everyone will think that is me.

I've never sent Dick a pm telling him to DIAF. I talk naughty to him instead.

I didn't mention any names.

Why do you care what they think?

I have also been threatened with death by suffocation with a snatch.

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#104
10-27-2011, 11:18 AM
(10-27-2011, 11:14 AM)IMaDick Wrote: I have also been threatened with death by suffocation with a snatch.

I'm sure Duchess used the term Whisker Biscuit when threatening you with that particular form of suffocation. Much classier.
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10-27-2011, 11:35 AM
(10-27-2011, 10:43 AM)IMaDick Wrote: I just want to finish my Mock book first.


I know that sounds ridiculous & normally it's something I would have laughed off but it's been brought to our attention that this is actually going to be something we have to concern ourselves with. Jesus Christ...only in Mock. 78

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10-27-2011, 12:22 PM
Quote:I know that sounds ridiculous & normally it's something I would have laughed off but it's been brought to our attention that this is actually going to be something we have to concern ourselves with



I sent you some dick advice.
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10-27-2011, 01:15 PM
I can't believe some of Ozzy's posts ITT, someone sticky it so future Mockers have guide lines how to not become future Mocked, ffs jus teh internertz
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10-27-2011, 03:58 PM
An Aussie post template:-

Me, me, me, whinge, whinge, whinge, wah, wah, wah, condescend, patronise, be holier than all.

Repeat.

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10-27-2011, 04:05 PM


I've been called so many derogatory names in here I couldn't even begin to recite them all. Moose used to describe various ways I should die, he thought it would be cool if I were to be impaled on a hook in my stable, others he imagined being broadsided & he wanted to lynch yet another member with a tube stuck up her ass & Draino poured through it, the list goes on.
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10-27-2011, 04:14 PM
(10-27-2011, 10:35 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: I genuinely don't think it's good for him to keep outputting such hatred. I don't like seeing anyone hurt. If it comes across as condesending that is not my attention.

How am I going to be hurt calling you what you are?

A mong.

As for the suicide thing?, you seem low enough on the intellectual ladder to consider doing it so I'm just planting seeds, Aussiemong?, kill yourself.

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10-27-2011, 04:27 PM
(10-27-2011, 04:14 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:
(10-27-2011, 10:35 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: I genuinely don't think it's good for him to keep outputting such hatred. I don't like seeing anyone hurt. If it comes across as condesending that is not my attention.

How am I going to be hurt calling you what you are?

A mong.

As for the suicide thing?, you seem low enough on the intellectual ladder to consider doing it so I'm just planting seeds, Aussiemong?, kill yourself.

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10-27-2011, 04:30 PM
Of course the question is "how would you feel if aussiemong did go and kill herself?".

My honest answer? "apathetic", my mock answer? "proud I had performed a public service".
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10-27-2011, 04:51 PM
(10-27-2011, 04:30 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: Of course the question is "how would you feel if aussiemong did go and kill herself?".

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10-27-2011, 05:29 PM
Dick, what's a DIAF?
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10-27-2011, 05:31 PM
DIE IN A FIRE
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10-28-2011, 04:28 AM
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10-28-2011, 10:06 AM
ESAD gave you the right answer.

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#118
10-28-2011, 10:48 AM
(10-27-2011, 05:29 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Dick, what's a DIAF?

Thats another idea aussiemong, you could always set yourself on fire.

Just planting seeds in the hope one day they will grow.

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#119
10-28-2011, 11:41 AM
we even have a DIAF smiley now Diaf ...new smilies are here:

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