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[Duchess]

I'd like to make you happy. What would it take? Cut your grass? Do your laundry? Cook for you?

Every now & then I ask a question I live to regret.

[BigMark]

I'll take a deep tissue hot oil massage.

[Duchess]

I'll take a deep tissue hot oil massage.

Wooo, that looks divine! I'd be loose as a goose.

I researched it and I can handle that.

Jump up on my table said the spider to the fly.

[Clang McFly]

1) Clean and organize the apartment.
2) Mercy kill my Dad.
3) Kidnap my brother and leave him in the woods/desert to fend for himself
4) Pray that my brother survives and develops survival skills and a sense of responsibility.

Edit: Kidding! (somewhat)

[Duchess]

1) Clean and organize the apartment.

The cleaning product aisle at the supermarket is my favorite aisle. Not kidding, and organization is fun for me. If I ever get a stretch of time to devote to it my intention is to put all my pastas, flours, sugar, rice, etc in clear glass containers. My heart pitter pattered just thinking about doing so.

I can handle all that for you, Clang. *flexes*

[Carsman]

I'd like to make you happy. What would it take? Cut your grass? Do your laundry? Cook for you?

Every now & then I ask a question I live to regret.

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You can make me happy by . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I'll have to get back to you on that!

[BigMark]

You can do all that at once, just leave the gas on the stove on.

[Clang McFly]

1) Clean and organize the apartment.

The cleaning product aisle at the supermarket is my favorite aisle. Not kidding, and organization is fun for me. If I ever get a stretch of time to devote to it my intention is to put all my pastas, flours, sugar, rice, etc in clear glass containers. My heart pitter pattered just thinking about doing so.

I can handle all that for you, Clang. *flexes*

I'll have to send you pics of the apartment so you can see how bad it is and see how long it would take you to clean and organize. My oldest brother says it would only take him an hour to clean our whole apartment. I'd probably have to pay you a minimum of $25/hr.

(*sigh* And yes I know your not actually going to clean and organize the apartment. But the fantasy is enough for now.)

[BigMark]

Don't you have Mexicans or Asians with no pride you can hire for god's sakes?

[Clang McFly]

Don't you have Mexicans or Asians with no pride you can hire for god's sakes?

[Duchess]

I'll have to send you pics of the apartment so you can see how bad it is and see how long it would take you to clean and organize. My oldest brother says it would only take him an hour to clean our whole apartment. I'd probably have to pay you a minimum of $25/hr.

(*sigh* And yes I know your not actually going to clean and organize the apartment. But the fantasy is enough for now.)

In all seriousness, if I were closer I would absolutely help you. What are friends for! I'd also give your brother a come to Jesus talk.

[F.U.]

I'd like to make you happy. What would it take? Cut your grass? Do your laundry? Cook for you?

Every now & then I ask a question I live to regret.

Just kick back ,enjoy a strawberry daiquiri or pina colada with my wife , GF and I and share some laughs. Just spending time with the 3 of you would make me smile.

[Clang McFly]

I'll have to send you pics of the apartment so you can see how bad it is and see how long it would take you to clean and organize. My oldest brother says it would only take him an hour to clean our whole apartment. I'd probably have to pay you a minimum of $25/hr.

(*sigh* And yes I know your not actually going to clean and organize the apartment. But the fantasy is enough for now.)

In all seriousness, if I were closer I would absolutely help you. What are friends for! I'd also give your brother a come to Jesus talk.

Thanks, D. I think he could really use that talk. He's off to the casino again today in my car while I'm stranded here at the apartment. I had planned to do a few errands today before I return to work on Wednesday. I sometimes regret giving him the spare set of keys to my car.