Hello lovelies!

[username]

I'm old and have a short memory... does Lumpy sound familiar?

Wassup??? I'm thinking boobs and vibrators. Not together though. Homey don't play that way.

[username]

Moron, do you see that name on the top of the posts? what the fuck name is there?

Smega maybe?

What's a smega?

[IMaDick]

Moron, do you see that name on the top of the posts? what the fuck name is there?

Smega maybe?

What's a smega?

That white pastie shit in the corner of your mouth when you wake up in the morning.

[Harvest Moon]

You come back to Mock and the best you can come up with as a title for your introduction is "Hello lovelies!"?

I am just an insignificant newbie, but felt it was worth pointing out the obvious.

[Smegma]

What would you suggest? I was feeling sort of warm and fuzzy but that can change quickly.

[Harvest Moon]

What would you suggest? I was feeling sort of warm and fuzzy but that can change quickly.

Warm and fuzzy is fine for now. It's cold outside and I am wearing my fuzzy bunny slippers.

[FAHQTOO]

OMG...Welcome back Lumpy.
Don't know about anyone else, but I've missed having you here.

Moron, do you see that name on the top of the posts? what the fuck name is there?

Smega maybe?

STFU Dick...I know her as Lumpy and I'll call it as I see it...just as the little midget ninja will always be OP.
Is it your mission in life to ALWAYS have to have something to bitch about?

[Smegma]

OMG...Welcome back Lumpy.
Don't know about anyone else, but I've missed having you here.

Moron, do you see that name on the top of the posts? what the fuck name is there?

Smega maybe?

STFU Dick...I know her as Lumpy and I'll call it as I see it...just as the little midget ninja will always be OP.
Is it your mission in life to ALWAYS have to have something to bitch about?

I really do pick the stupidest names though. Remember "Little Miss Poopy Pants"? LOL

[IMaDick]

OMG...Welcome back Lumpy.
Don't know about anyone else, but I've missed having you here.

Moron, do you see that name on the top of the posts? what the fuck name is there?

Smega maybe?

STFU Dick...I know her as Lumpy and I'll call it as I see it...just as the little midget ninja will always be OP.
Is it your mission in life to ALWAYS have to have something to bitch about?

Is it your mission in life to alway be a dumb ass?

perhaps mission is the wrong word, perhaps the word should be LOT in Life.

now what the fuck is the name in the corner of her posts?

You need to go brush your teeth after saying that other name, I know it had to taste like shit.

[username]

Moron, do you see that name on the top of the posts? what the fuck name is there?

Smega maybe?

What's a smega?

That white pastie shit in the corner of your mouth when you wake up in the morning.

Sorry, Dick. That must suck smegma.

[FAHQTOO]

now what the fuck is the name in the corner of her posts?


It looks like LUMPY to me, shitstain. Now, go beat your wife like a good dick should.

[IMaDick]

now what the fuck is the name in the corner of her posts?


It looks like LUMPY to me, shitstain. Now, go beat your wife like a good dick should.

This how retarded you are Smega didn't say she was Lumpy she asked if Lumpy "sounded familiar" you assumed the rest.

Even if it is Lumpy, her username is Smega.

Smegma Wrote:
I'm old and have a short memory... does Lumpy sound familiar?

[IMaDick]

Moron, do you see that name on the top of the posts? what the fuck name is there?

Smega maybe?

What's a smega?

That white pastie shit in the corner of your mouth when you wake up in the morning.

Sorry, Dick. That must suck smegma.

I went ahead and helped you with the context, you owe me.

[FAHQTOO]

Even if it is Lumpy, her username is Smega.

[IMaDick]

Even if it is Lumpy, her username is Smega.

Don't you wish you had balls so that your smilie would actually work?

as it stands you're just another misguided cum receptacle with a big mouth and no brain.

[FAHQTOO]

Even if it is Lumpy, her username is Smega.

Don't you wish you had balls so that your smilie would actually work?

as it stands you're just another misguided cum receptacle with a big mouth and no brain.

You say that like I'm standing right beside you.
Of course I'm a cum receptacle...aren't all women?
Yeah...I've got a big mouth...You're the fucking poster boy for post whores.

Now, go away...you're boring me, as usual.

Actually...I should thank you for curing my insomnia.

[chinchillas2cool]

[Smegma]

now what the fuck is the name in the corner of her posts?


It looks like LUMPY to me, shitstain. Now, go beat your wife like a good dick should.

This how retarded you are Smega didn't say she was Lumpy she asked if Lumpy "sounded familiar" you assumed the rest.

Even if it is Lumpy, her username is Smega.

Smegma Wrote:
I'm old and have a short memory... does Lumpy sound familiar?

Jesus Christ, Dick. My user name was Lumpy before.

Give it a rest.

[pyropappy]

I really do pick the stupidest names though. Remember "Little Miss Poopy Pants"? LOL

Yes you do .

Do you even have a clue what smegma is dumbass?

What is smegma?

smeg·ma [smeg-muh] noun: a thick, cheeselike, sebaceous secretion that collects beneath the foreskin or around the clitoris.

Do you collect it for a late night snack with crackers off of your partner or, do you just need to bathe more often?

[Duchess]

Goddamnit. *heaving*