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12-01-2011, 01:36 PM
(11-30-2011, 07:31 PM)Cracker Wrote: I think this old fart (Dick, this one is in your ballpark) has more experience with moderate retardation (and an online thesaurus) than she admits.

If you mean trifling, say trifling. Pretension isn't a substitute for intellect. Especially if you live in an apartment complex with blacks and Mexicans. I know, I know, she is rich and famous. She just lives in a low-rent apartment to get life experience.

Southerner, huh?

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#22
12-01-2011, 01:42 PM


Hello Sterling. Welcome to Mock.
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#23
12-01-2011, 02:16 PM
Sterling, huh?

Pay no fucking attention to crackwhore, He ,she ,it has been a fuck up since day one.

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12-01-2011, 02:19 PM
(12-01-2011, 02:16 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Pay no fucking attention to crackwhore, He ,she ,it has been a fuck up since day one.


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12-01-2011, 07:17 PM
(12-01-2011, 02:16 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Pay no fucking attention to crackwhore, He ,she ,it has been a fuck up since day one.

You have me at a disadvantage as I don't know who is the crackwhore. I am discovering that presumption, or the need to appear significant, is present many members of the Welcoming Committee.

To the Duchess and LC: Thank you your assistance.

LC? Lieutenant Colonel? You found this odd? Really? I was given two email addresses to join. One was [email protected] and the other was [email protected]. Guess which one worked?

My request was passed-off to the Duchess and after I wired a substantial deposit to her offshore account, I was allowed entry into the waiting room. Go ahead, you meme sleuths of Mock - PM both and verify the story.

Pretentious? I was shooting for condescending.








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12-01-2011, 07:21 PM
(12-01-2011, 07:17 PM)Sterling Wrote: You have me at a disadvantage as I don't know who is the crackwhore.


He was referring to Cracker. Dick takes obtuse to a whole new level.

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12-01-2011, 07:29 PM
For a crackwhore, Cracker is eloquent in her writing. Thank goodness addicts lose their teeth before their fingers.
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12-01-2011, 07:33 PM
i made you a member now Sterling, so you can explore Mock with all it's subtle nuance and character(s).

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12-01-2011, 07:41 PM
Thank you, Lady Cop. I thought I was being nice to Cracker. I truly believe she has an expressive writing style. I also picture her as fitting the characterization Dr. Lecter gives Agent Starling when describing her expensive handbag and cheap shoes - one generation removed from white trash.



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12-01-2011, 07:53 PM
(12-01-2011, 07:41 PM)Sterling Wrote: Thank you, Lady Cop. I thought I was being nice to Cracker. I truly believe she has an expressive writing style. I also picture her as fitting the characterization Dr. Lecter gives Agent Starling when describing her expensive handbag and cheap shoes - one generation removed from white trash.

Now that's some impressive writing. I get tired of seeing bad grammar, poor spelling and "cunt" flung recklessly about here.

Nice to meet you.

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12-01-2011, 08:06 PM
(12-01-2011, 07:17 PM)Sterling Wrote: I was given two email addresses to join.

Were those email addresses solicited by you? Why not just goggle, get to the forum, and register. Are you special
or something?

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12-01-2011, 08:35 PM
Welcome Sterling, so great your here...

I can't believe you made it!

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12-01-2011, 09:41 PM
Welcome

Prima, usually asks this but I see she hasn't.

Do you knit?

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12-01-2011, 10:53 PM
(12-01-2011, 08:35 PM)ESAD Wrote: Welcome Sterling, so great your here...

I can't believe you made it!

Is it the Aquafina person again?

Can we call her Vagita?
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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12-01-2011, 10:56 PM
(12-01-2011, 08:06 PM)Adub Wrote:
(12-01-2011, 07:17 PM)Sterling Wrote: I was given two email addresses to join.

Were those email addresses solicited by you? Why not just goggle, get to the forum, and register. Are you special or something?

I think it might be Prince Harry.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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12-01-2011, 11:11 PM
Cracker writes like a male.
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12-01-2011, 11:21 PM
(12-01-2011, 10:56 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(12-01-2011, 08:06 PM)Adub Wrote:
(12-01-2011, 07:17 PM)Sterling Wrote: I was given two email addresses to join.

Were those email addresses solicited by you? Why not just goggle, get to the forum, and register. Are you special or something?

I think it might be Prince Harry.

Prince Hot Ginge.

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12-02-2011, 06:59 AM
(12-01-2011, 08:35 PM)ESAD Wrote: Welcome Sterling, so great your here...

I can't believe you made it!


*snicker*

I appreciate your enthusiasm, ESAD.

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12-02-2011, 04:04 PM
(12-01-2011, 08:06 PM)Adub Wrote:
(12-01-2011, 07:17 PM)Sterling Wrote: I was given two email addresses to join.

Were those email addresses solicited by you?

The email addresses were given to me by a friend in the physical world and who is also a member of this site. She nagged me from day-one to quit peering over her shoulder and join the frivolity. I acquiesced, without her knowledge, while she was out of town and unplugged from the net.

I am not special. I do feel a bit 'special' as now I have an EDIT option. I do not knit.

Aquafina might very well be my friend's username as she is extremely fond of ocean sport and quarter horses. Aqua being a play on AQHA. That is something she would do. Unfortunately, I can't remember her username.

Thanks for the Welcome. I'm glad your hear, ESAD. Buckeye?




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12-02-2011, 04:10 PM
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