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(12-04-2011, 08:47 PM)IMaDick Wrote: (12-04-2011, 08:35 PM)Smegma Wrote: (12-04-2011, 12:02 AM)Cracker Wrote: I hate to say it, but I bet some of the overweight menopausal members here would fuck him. A few of them do whatever they can to get his attention, even if it is negative attention.
Sorry, Dick, you don't pull the good strange anymore...
I'm overweight and post-menopausal and I'd rather eat cat shit. The idea of sex with Dick sickens me.
Thank god something went right today.
I don't think I could deal with the veins and sag.
Yeah, you've got enough of your own. Fortunately your pendulous belly hides your stretched out scrotum even though it does hang down to your knees but you've still got the moobs to deal with.
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I was stretching my scrotum sack out in the shower today and "taffy" came to mind.........
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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 Damn it, Maggot. you are making he dislike the elderly. Do really shake your laffy taffy in the shower. O and Dick! Does pre MENOPAUSAL count? I'm nowhere close to menopausal yet!
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(12-04-2011, 10:07 PM)JsMom Wrote: O and Dick! Does pre MENOPAUSAL count? I'm nowhere close to menopausal yet!
Does it count for what?
You could probably talk me into participating in Bukkakke as long as you promised not to talk.
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*gags* I dont play with shit I can't pronounce, sorry, Dick. Kinda like the beaners (no speaka, no bakucha) or whatever that was you were wanting me to partake in.
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Reminder for Dick: No takers. Sorry, hun.
(12-04-2011, 09:52 PM)Maggot Wrote: I was stretching my scrotum sack out in the shower today and "taffy" came to mind.........
WTF, Maggot?
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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Jesus Cracker December 2011, get a fucking life.
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Do you think Smegma liked Dick?
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(06-05-2012, 07:30 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Do you think Smegma liked Dick?
They were a natural couple.
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He needs to retract the foreskin occasionally...that'll take care of the "bean"
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(06-05-2012, 07:51 PM)Duchess Wrote: TMI! TMI!
yeh I agree, I have a low upchuck threshold.
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Oh is smegma a poster? My bad, I thought you were talking about smegma and dicks.
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Christ posters named Rectal Cop and Smegma, and j'accuse me of too much info.
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Smegma got banned. Please excuse, what means smegma?
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ok...smegma is the substance produced in umcircumsized males when the foreskin stays over the head of the glans and isnt retracted. It's a natural antibiotic and keeps everything clean.
Most uncut boys learn (or are taught) that occasionally (once a week or less) you have to retract the glans and wipe off the smegma usually during your shower. Otherwise it solidifies into a foul smelling semi hard "bean" that becomes quite uncomfortable.
And you girls thought menstruation was messy 
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(06-05-2012, 08:29 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: ok...smegma is the substance produced in umcircumsized males when the foreskin stays over the head of the glans and isnt retracted. It's a natural antibiotic and keeps everything clean.
Most uncut boys learn (or are taught) that occasionally (once a week or less) you have to retract the glans and wipe off the smegma usually during your shower. Otherwise it solidifies into a foul smelling semi hard "bean" that becomes quite uncomfortable.
And you girls thought menstruation was messy
I really want to heave right now.
Once a week or less...gotdamn, that is gahhhross.
Thank God I've never come across an uncut peter...well, there was one, but I didn't know it until it was too late, and only then because it was brought up in a conversation. That fucker had a never ending hard-on for me.
I'll go on with my life believing it was CLEANED more than once a week.
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So, what I'm taking from this poll is none of the Mock ladies wants to do Dick, and his Peter in uncut and unclean?
I don't think Aussie has voted yet.
There's still hope Dick.
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(06-05-2012, 10:51 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: So, what I'm taking from this poll is none of the Mock ladies wants to do Dick, and his Peter in uncut and unclean?
I don't think Aussie has voted yet.
There's still hope Dick.
You really need a reading course,none said yes and none said no.
It's a tie half do and half don't.
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I could be the deciding vote. You should be nicer to me, Dick.
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